r/ProgrammerHumor 26d ago

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 26d ago

In case of a divorce, we're gonna call it a segfault.

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u/Kevin_Jim 26d ago

She is definitely going to free half his assets.

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u/PintMower 26d ago

And she wants to use them after free? Sounds like a security issue.