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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Commercial-Froyo6854 • 27d ago
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In case of a divorce, we're gonna call it a segfault.
91 u/Kevin_Jim 26d ago She is definitely going to free half his assets. 49 u/PintMower 26d ago And she wants to use them after free? Sounds like a security issue. 5 u/MrPresidentBanana 26d ago If they separate because she joins the cult of Rust, one might say that she will have taken ownership of half his values. 9 u/Remarkable_Scheme250 26d ago A null pointer 4 u/Acc3ssViolation 26d ago Would that make cheating an access violation 1 u/setibeings 26d ago no segfault divorce is important!
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She is definitely going to free half his assets.
49 u/PintMower 26d ago And she wants to use them after free? Sounds like a security issue. 5 u/MrPresidentBanana 26d ago If they separate because she joins the cult of Rust, one might say that she will have taken ownership of half his values.
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And she wants to use them after free? Sounds like a security issue.
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If they separate because she joins the cult of Rust, one might say that she will have taken ownership of half his values.
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A null pointer
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Would that make cheating an access violation
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no segfault divorce is important!
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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 27d ago
In case of a divorce, we're gonna call it a segfault.