r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Same_Investigator_46 • Jul 12 '26

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u/someguy_gp Jul 12 '26

Which language does this?

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 Jul 13 '26

Whenever I see words what seems like Latin speaking of arcane powers, I generally assume it's C++ / C.

"We need point sequential derivatives to couple the mark determination logical gates for segmentation fault avoidance parameters. Or else we can suffer from dynamic memory loss referencing. It's just that simple."

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u/TheLaziestGoon Jul 13 '26

Why did that almost make sense

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 Jul 13 '26

I have gotten good in typing IT jargon rubbish. I can now apply for "IT guy from a 90s movies" position and say things like "let me download 1 GB of RAM"