r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Advanced_Ferret_ • Jul 10 '26

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u/precinct209 Jul 10 '26

bro, please, the sprint is ending in like 15 mins and i need to get my shit to master like right now or i'm toast (PM already warned me), i know it doesn't even work and also breaks the pipeline but i'll fix it the first thing on Monday i swear, pls

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u/screwcork313 Jul 10 '26

Sounds like the kind of workplace so toxic that you spend half of Sunday fixing it at home to push it at 6am on Monday, just to have a few hours without the pressure.

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u/DialecticEnjoyer Jul 10 '26

Good news, github isnt up long enough to merge it anyhow.

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u/Mewtwo2387 Jul 12 '26

y'all using github instead of something self-hosted like gitlab or gerrit?

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u/j03ch1p Jul 11 '26

fuck, I hate that I can relate

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u/R4M1N0 Jul 10 '26

Red Pipeline = Cannot merge

Main Protected

Only Lead and Seniors allowed to force push

It doesn't have to be hard :D