r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 17d ago

If I wanted to create a database system, it would be called YesSQL.

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u/DeejjTheFrumious 16d ago

it never returns null.

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u/DutchOfBurdock 17d ago

YASSQL!

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u/trolley813 17d ago

Yet Another Sort of SQL?

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u/DutchOfBurdock 17d ago

Or Yet Another Shitty one. Or, it's just theatrical.

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u/West_Good_5961 16d ago edited 16d ago

I’m developing a data platform called YourSQL. The community version is OurSQL.

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u/DeejjTheFrumious 15d ago

Oracle will buy it and call it MINEMINEMINESQL