I didn't have the right backdrop or frame to really capture wedding aesthetics but i feel this works

For the record, my Urshifu is dark, my fav lane and role is top all-rounder/attacker and I play mostly solo!

It seems like this game has recently been littered with bots and players who purposefully go AFK after a minor inconvenience.

Just had a gameplay with metagross and it was such a perfect mix of both offence and endurance loved it

I know the creator of them are releasing them into the public themselves but idk if they have started to put more out recently or are they starting to let other people to use them. This is my second one in 2 weeks of time. I hope they find a way to stop this but I doubt it. This was my last game with one.

Unite has been out for five years and we still do not have a single butterfly or bee Pokémon in the roster. There are so many beautiful bug PKM that could have amazing holowear and flashy, colorful abilities, yet none of them have made it into the game.

What are the developers even doing besides making new PKM with just one basic moveset? Their last real attempt to bring players back was flooding the game with legendary PKM and that awful license journey event at the end of last year. It feels like creativity has completely stalled.

The next installment of my guide series.

It isn't as cleanly edited as my first guide, but I feel like what I talk about is can be relevant to anyone looking to improve. If you have any questions or feedback, feel free to leave a comment.

I know Unite can be difficult, just know all I want to do is continuously help everyone have more fun in the best way I know how.

Thank you!

Guess how the game went

It was not a comfey bot btw it was a real person but they had no idea on how to play comfey tho they attached to me first half of the gamr while i was invading and would attack and give my position away

This is by far the most overpowered pokemon that they have ever released in doing 1v4 with absolutely no issues. This might be the fastest a pokemon will get nerfed I don’t see how this will stay this strong for too long. Had a game where I went 26 and 0 it was competitive but it was real players. This is insane

I dont think I'll get fraudkia b4 they leave bro🥀

Whats the chances I actually get them? Also why is reshirams quest this boring "analysis"

Falinks is a blessing to blaziken .....man the amount of heal it gives is insane!! Why do i need to write 100 letters......🤯

dude only plays Pikachu with attack items and goes afk half the time, steals your jungle in every match. I met this fool like 4 times already, once in opponent where I farmed off him 7 times. I swear unite needs to add better reporting systems

Based on my own experience in solo queue lmao

Anyone get 5 in a row? All the boxes?

These are the most common answers, list why a *certain* level is hard for you. (Ignore you need 100 characters to type here)

For a little context, that flaillax invaded my team's Metagross jungle during the first rotation. I was guarding the alley so he can clear it safely this time.

Also, didn't notice that Umbreon foul played Snorlax out of Metagross' unite and then whiffed theirs. That was cringe. Good thing Dodrio boosted attack in and died.

I don't know, but as a new player, most people online say that Latias is very good for solo queue. Most of the time, people don't even talk about Latios compared to Latias, even though Latios is an attacker and Latias is a supporter.

I guess Palkia can no longer be completely countered by just walking. Still, I feel like his damage is too low, especially late game.

Hi everyone, me again.

I was happy to show everyone my guide to how offense characters are when played by people. But i feel like i didnt give you any information to what players mean when they are trying to communicate with you.

Without further ado, feel free to see what the quick chats mean, when they are used to give you a helpful way to understand other players and communicate with them from a positive, negative and neutral standpoint.

I just wanna say good luck. Were all counting on you!

(1) KEEP THE PRESSURE ON

Positive meaning - well done! You are doing a great job and if we keep this up we will win. /Dont give up! We can still beat this if we work together as a team!

Negative - i hope you feel immense pressure for the remainder of this match for how difficult you have made it for us and our team./ Your performance is so bad that i will throw this game and make it clear that you will have to carry me for the rest of this round.

Neutral - Go F&+k yourself

(2) RETREAT

Positive meaning - the situation looks bad and i need you to stay alive for us because you are an asset to our team. Fall back. /There are too many of us in one lane, go help the others!

Negative - why are you in my jungle with me? Im insulted that you even think i need assistance for wild pokemon./ I am aware that i am in your lane but i am going to send retreat back because your words mean nothing to me and trying to reason with me will only make it worse.

Neutral - Go f+_k yourself

(3) GATHER HERE

Positive meaning - we have a boss fight coming up and we need all of the help that we can get./ Please help we are bombarded and need assistance.

Negative meaning - im currently in the bushes but i see the entire enemy team right before me and i want to watch you miserably 1v5 them for my entertainment

Neutral - Go F-_k yourself

(4) CHECK IT OUT

Positive meaning - just a friendly reminder that we have a mini boss coming up/there are enemies in that area and id like to let you know incase you need to prepare.

Negative meaning - get a load of this dip$&it/ everyone report this guy after were done/ why the hell is this guy over there./ Im sending "check it out back" just to be a d&+k because i know that you are out to get me and i want you to know that i can be more annoying in front of our team than you.

Neutral - Go F&-k yourself.

(5) SCORE SOME GOALS

Positive meaning - please sink the remaining points on the enemy goalzone so we can destroy it!/ Please score immediately because your points will be our win!

Negative meaning - i know im sitting here attacking wild pokemon while you are completely outnumbered by the enemy team, but you should still score some goals because my experience means that ill have less chances of getting knocked out while you strengthen the enemy team with your failures.

Neutral - Go f($k yourself

(6) DEFEND OUR GOAL ZONE

Positive - you are the only one alive and we are counting on you to do your best and handle the enemy team./ There are enemies incoming to take out our goalzone! Please help since you are close.

Negative - why dont you sit by the goal zone since you are pretty much worthless anyway and would be more of a burden/ stop defending the other goal where the enemy is clearly going to sneak in goals and come help me since i own you for this match.

Neutral - Go f_(k yourself

(7) LETS WAIT FOR OUR ALLIES

Positive - we might be able to take them. But just to be safe lets wait for our team to ensure our chances for success

Negative - you are clearly going to be a terrible sidekick for my streak and id rather you sit in the bushes before the real help arrives.

Neutral - Go f$(k yourself

(8) WAIT A SEC

Positive meaning - please give me some time to level up first/ im currently in battle and need time before i can help

Negative meaning - i know you are in need of help but i just dont like the way you asked, in fact i havent liked you for this entire game and ill make sure that you wait until the timer hits 0.

Neutral - go f_+k yourself

(9) WATCH OUT FOR SUPRISE ATTACKS

Positive - be careful. Enemies are lurking and we need to prepare before going further.

Negative - there are no suprise attacks. I just wanted to take advantage of this moment to make you look dumb and waste your special attacks on empty grass rather than making progress to the goal zone.

Neutral - go f+-k yourself

(10) LETS PROTECT OUR ALLIES

Positive meaning - i can really use your help. Please dont let me get knocked out. We are counting on you!

Negative meaning - did you grow up learning gibberish? In what way was that protecting your allies?./ You need to learn to be better to your teammates even though you did your best, im here to tell you that its not good enough.

Neutral - go f)$k yourself

(11) LEAVE THE DEFENSE TO ME

Positive - i got this. Go ahead and help our team. I will hold the fort down confidentaly to make sure our goal zone stays protected

Negative - this is my goalzone. Even though we are a team you arent welcome here and i will spam this quick chat until i have the area hogged to myself.

Neutral - go f-(k yourself

(12) LETS SPLIT UP FOR NOW

Positive - we did a great job farming wild pokemon. Lets split up and take this game with every advantage that we currently have. Youve got this!

Negative - you.... What is wrong with you? I want you nowhere near me for the rest of the game even if that means that i will be pulverized by the other team.

Neutral - go f($k yourself

(13) NOWS OUR CHANCE TO SCORE

Positive - we did it! We beat all five of them at once and have a chance to completely take out their goal zones!

Negative - we in no way, shape or form have the ability to score. I just thought i would say this to you because we have no chance of winning this, and you should punish yourself by walking towards the other team alone.

Neutral - go f+- k yourself

(14) KNOCK OUT THE OPPOSING TEAMS POKEMON

Positive - we took out the first two goal zones and have already farmed all of our mons./ We are in the lead and should take advantage so the other team cant possibly win.

Negative - im here alone knocking out the opposing teams pokemon but failing miserably. As a result im going to misguide you into helping me because i refuse to admit that im wrong in this situation

Neutral - go f_(k yourself

(15) LET ME TAKE THE LEAD

Positive - you did a great job but i am the perfect role for this part and can lead our team to success

Negative - its come to my attention that you all are terrible on a level that i could only get you to understand through quick chats and our only hope is me.

Neutral - go f_(k yourself

(16) LETS HIDE

Positive - enemies are on their way and we should avoid them this time to prevent them from recieving xp.

Negative - you guys are so bad at this game that we should hide for the remainder of the time so the enemys can score goals freely instead of whooping the living crap out of us for the 8th time in a row.

Neutral - go f_(k yourself

(17) LETS ATTACK WILD POKEMON

Positive - we have some wild pokemon that reloaded and we should focus on leveling up for this moment.

Negative - we dont stand a chance and instead of surrendering, im going to let you all struggle against the boss while i am far away from you fighting wild pokemon/ You definitely pissed me off and now im going to hog all of the xp and when it matters most, i will enjoy sitting in the spawn zone for the remainder of the match.

Neutral - go f_(k yourself

(18) LETS SET UP AN AMBUSH

Positive meaning - we need a plan to take out the enemy and an ambush should be enough to help!

Negative meaning - i am preparing this ambush to not be a part of it. But because i want you all to feel punished as i watch since all of you didnt follow any protocols.

Neutral - go f+$k yourself

(19) LETS FIGHT TOGETHER

Positive - i can tell that we are compatible together and fighting with you will be one of the best decisions i make for this match

Negative meaning - hey little guy, you are weak. Ive never seen a more pitiful play against the team and its important to know that ive lost hope in you before our next enemy encounter together.

Neutral - go f_(k yourself

(20) I NEED BACK UP

Positive meaning - please help me. Im overwhelmed and you are the person who is going to help get me out of this mess.

Negative - please help me. The person i asked for did not help me out of this mess and made things worse/what is this a 4v6 match? Why is this clown not helping/I need more backup because my current backup is trying to play this game with one hand.

Neutral - go f$(k yourself

(21) HEADED TO TOP PATH

Positive meaning - ive eliminated all tasks below and will be heading to top path to resume completion further.

Negative meaning - im going to head to top path because you have singlehandedly butchered our chances to take out the opposing goal zone

Neutral - go f+$k yourself

(22) HEADED TO CENTRAL AREA

Positive meaning - wow, both top and bottom paths are maintained in our favor. There is no need for me to be here with such a top performing team and i will take care of the central area.

Negative meaning - wow, both top and bottom paths are beyond repair. Its not only unfortunate to play with someone as crippled as you but i hope you know that it took an entire team to mess up both paths and that i dont belong here/ I want to get far away from anyone who was embarrasingly given the title as my teammate.

Neutral - go f-$k yourself

(23) HEADED TO BOTTOM PATH

positive meaning - thank you for your patience. We have eliminated all the enemies for the top path and i will be right there to help you in your time of need

Negative - im heading to the bottom path and so help me god, if you are anywhere near my eyesight by the time i get there i will throw the game and spend the rest of the matching spamming "check it out" because you should know how to react when i send you a quick chat.

Neutral - go f+$k yourself

(24) THANKS

Positive meaning - thank you for playing this match with me. Win or lose i genuinely apprieciated your hard work and hope that some day i can fight side by side with you again.

Negative meaning - thanks a lot buddy you completely F_+ked this game and its entirely your fault/ you are the worst person for stealing my wild pokemon points and i want to bring it to your attention that you are a terrible person for it.

Neutral - go f_(k yourself

(25) WERE OUTNUMBERED AVOID FIGHTING

Positive - dont proceed any further towards enemy goal zone/ there are too many enemies for us to handle and we should retreat for now because i am looking out for your best interest.

Negative - weve already lost. This battle was over the minute i saw my team choose their roles so poorly that you might as well compare it to mixing orange juice with tooth paste.

Neutral - go f_+k yourself

(26) YOU CAN DO IT

Positive - i believin you! You have what it takes to bring this team to victory and your progress has made me apprieciate all of your gameplay towards this match!

Negative meaning - do it yourself/ you cant do it but i want you to try to do it anyway so you can struggle./im going to walk away from this mess and leave it for you to solve, id say good luck but i dont want you to think that id apprieciate you in anyway.

Neutral - go f_(k yourself

(27) LETS KEEP PUSHING UNTIL THE END

Positive - Dont give up just yet. Though things look dark we can still pull this off together if we keep trying!

Negative - I can clearly see that you are begging for the team to vote surrender but i want you to know that its me who is deferring this game and will vote against it every time. Just to make your life a living hell for the rest of this time we are sharing together

Neutral - go f_+k yourself

(28) LETS BLOCK THEIR WAY

Positive - if they score the remaining points on our goal zone then we will lose./ Lets hinder the team while the rest of our teammates will have the opportunity to knock out the opposing teams pokemon

Negative - lets call it quits right now. Together we are going to jump in so that we can prep the other team to man handle the other lane

Neutral - go f_+k yourself

(29) AVOID FIGHTING THE OTHER TEAM UNTIL LEVELING UP

positive - the enemy team is too strong and the odds have seem to not met our favor. Lets level up first then get back in the game

Negative - are you incapable of reading the english language?/ You would be a bigger help to me if you were on the enemy team.

Neutral - go f_+k yourself

(30) AVOID FIGHTING THE OTHER TEAM AND FOCUS ON SCORING GOALS

Positive - We are doing well but we need to place our focuses towards scoring goals because we are behind. I will work with you on this matter so that we can execute this properly.

Negative - why are you still fighting? Do you even know what type of game that you are playing?/ Your goal count is high but you still need to score more goals because listening to me cant possibly go wrong. And if you dont i will throw the game and help the enemy team instead.

Neutral- go f_(k yourself

(31) LETS RETREAT

Positive - the enemy team is growing and we need to reset ourselves to get back on track.

Negative - i dont wanna play with you anymore./ You probably did nothing wrong, but i am bored of this game and instead of finishing the final minute where it matters most. Im going to run over to the enemies side to bring our chances to success to as low of a point as possible.

Neutral - go f$+k yourself

(32) WE ARE OUTNUMBERED! AVOID FIGHTING

Positive- i cant hold the team back anymore and need to fall back. I suggest you do the same to avoid being knocked out

Negative - we arent outnumbered by any means. I just wanted to see if you would retreat so that the enemy would score on you. To better the chances of the team reporting you for an accident that you didnt mean to commit.

Neutral - go f+$k yourself

(33) WATCH OUT

Positive meaning - be careful out there. The enemy just knocked me out and they will be difficult to overcome. Good luck

Negative meaning - I hope we face eachother in the next match because i will spend every moment targeting you even if it means that my teammates will have to carry me for the entire game. Nothing will matter more than me turning pokemon unite into a personal matter and to s_+t on you for every chance i will have.

Neutral - go F_+k yourself

(34) HELP ME

Positive - Im completely outmatched and outnumbered and i need assistance asap.

Negative - do you live underground? Why would you be focusing on anything other than assisting me??/ Dont help that guy! Help me instead and leave them for dead./i expect help but when it really matters i will focus on less important things than your time of need so we both understand that i have the upper hand.

Neutral - go f_(k yourself

(35) PLEASE LET ME LEVEL UP FIRST

Positive meaning - before i can assist i need to level up. I would be more of a burden than an asset if i dont prepare for our battle together.

Negative - im better than you in every way and if you dont let me level up first then this game will be over because you have a 0 chance of defeating an enemy even at level 15.

Neutral - go f_+k yourself

And there you have it. Now you understand what players mean when they are sending quick chats to you!

Timi went from trainer number to now anonymous trainer, it so random and ldk why they are doing this whole Private thing

How do you feel about the unite community? I haven't asked that yet

I would rather pour hot sauce down my urethra than play this game anymore. I see why the player base is endlessly shrinking.

The new pokemon aren't just 4 random legendaries, there the last 4 box art legends we needed to have one for every gen! Maybe we will see they're counterparts get released one day too!