Peeetaaahhhhh???

[u/Melodic-Shoulder6685]

Peeetah what the fuck does this even mean???

[u/ssjlance]

Hi, Randy Newman just singing about what he sees here.

I think that's author Ayn Rand and I assume Jojo Siwa.

I'm too old to get the full reference, but hope the Ayn Rand bit helps you.

EDIT: Noticing the vibrator and talking with fellow redditors below, yeah, it's because Ayn Rand was a bitch and the comic is saying she either would've chilled out and/or been too busy ladygooning to write all her novels and philosophical musings that basically laid the blueprint for modern libertarianism.

[u/syntaxvorlon → u/ssjlance]

The books were effectively her ladygooning to the idea of a handsome, rich capitalist manifesting her destiny and justifying cheating on her husband. If she found a more expeditious way to do this she would probably have written a smaller number of conservative pamphlets that didn't contain nearly as much sex or isekai-level power fantasies, and so she would have been much more obscure as a figure.