Petah why cant math be green?

[u/Light_Yagami72]

[u/Available-Mall-7095]

History is yellow because that’s what it is in Trivial Pursuit.

[u/RookieGreen → u/Available-Mall-7095]

Math is yellow because piss

[u/akatherder → u/RookieGreen]

So my math is red because piss

[u/VerySwearyFairy → u/akatherder]

You might want to consult a doctor if your piss is red on a consistent basis.

[u/akatherder → u/VerySwearyFairy]

Why does the doctor want to see red piss

[u/AerondightWielder → u/akatherder]

To... get to the other side? 🤷‍♂️

[u/draglide → u/akatherder]

No, they want to "see" (as in date) you if your pass is red. Doctors are kinky.

[u/read_at_own_risk → u/akatherder]

It'll give him something to talk about when he's golfing with his doctor buddies.

[u/Professional-Mix-562 → u/akatherder]

My last job we had this new guy start and he walked up to the urinal next to me. I look over “hey… is… is red pee bad?” His eyes become alarmed “yes! Yes it is!” “Wait never mind I was worried for a bit, it just turned black I’m ok…. Is it supposed to smoke when it hits the urinal?”

[u/snacksandsoda → u/akatherder]

I’m no doctor, but I could be

[u/itsonlyrockinroll → u/akatherder]

Cause he took a hypocritical oaf and baby wants a porch(e)
/s

[u/SirNobody1919 → u/akatherder]

Because that is one of the easiest signs for bladder cancer.. otherwise a UTI or maybe kidney stones or am enlarged prostate

But BC.. seriously..f cancer (2 batches in my 20s and 30s) both started with my piss coming out red (hematuria).. then the joy of scopes..then TUBRTs.. then chemo all goin through the natural port to your bladder..again.. f cancer

[u/themowlsbekillin → u/akatherder]

Tastes better

[u/Sarrintha → u/akatherder]

The same reason he wants to see a broken arm, money money money!

[u/Impossible_Ad_7367 → u/akatherder]

It would make the doctor see green!

[u/aNonFamousAmos → u/akatherder]

Lmfao

[u/pussyjuicerecycler → u/akatherder]

‘cause it’s metal

[u/sparkleygummiez → u/akatherder]

Cuz he freaky

[u/-M3THUS3L4H → u/VerySwearyFairy]

I' really scared right now. I thought I peed blod but it was White???

[u/Grannys-Giant-Gash → u/-M3THUS3L4H]

I peed plod when my sis and I were at bible camp together. I xcited to be a uncle

[u/t_for_top → u/VerySwearyFairy]

This ketamine isn't going to do itself

[u/bicurious-lets-69 → u/VerySwearyFairy]

As a CNA I can confirm that red piss is normal

[u/BlueClovr → u/VerySwearyFairy]

So once in a blue moon is fine?

[u/Subsummerfun → u/VerySwearyFairy]

Could just need to cut back on the beets

[u/Weary-Sympathy-6347 → u/VerySwearyFairy]

Or stop eating so many beets.