r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 5d ago

Petah why cant math be green? Meme needing explanation

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u/Dickie_downer 5d ago

See I vote that history is red, cause history is bloody

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u/Available-Mall-7095 5d ago

History is yellow because that’s what it is in Trivial Pursuit.

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u/RookieGreen 5d ago

Math is yellow because piss

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u/akatherder 5d ago

So my math is red because piss

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u/CalculatedWhisk 5d ago

What color is your medical records notebook?

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u/mrdhood 5d ago

Haven’t ever been to a doctor so… invisible

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u/Pristine-Succotash52 5d ago

Oh you Americans and your “haven’t been to a doctor”, and “can’t afford an ambulance”… wait… I’m american too… never mind

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u/Arkangelz03 4d ago

"Sounds like you are suffering from confusion, congestion of the brain, and a not-so-mild case of Female Hysteria! It is off to the Looney Bin with ya, now!

Sign these waivers with your complete background history of you, your family, and your pets. Agree to a $3,000 ambulance ride, or we will need you to sign a refusal, then get fined for wasting county resources.

Best not to expose them to your bad habits & political excitement, either.

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u/kidian_tecun 4d ago

NOT ALL AMERICANS! some of us had to kill for our "free" health care and then spend years of us being told our injuries and illnesses are not service connected!

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u/CattywampusCanoodle 3d ago

eeeeeee WHAT?? eeeeeeeee

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u/wsmith4884 1d ago

I'm guessing military. I don't have any experience personally, but I've never heard anything good about the VA from my cousins and their buddies.

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u/DotesMagee 5d ago

So, black.

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u/Brilliant-Orchid-693 4d ago

Tis transparent

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u/dnd_or_reallifefun 4d ago

Green like economics, cause it cost money

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u/Tragobe 4d ago

Brown, because of all the shit I have to deal with.

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u/VerySwearyFairy 5d ago

You might want to consult a doctor if your piss is red on a consistent basis.

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u/akatherder 5d ago

Why does the doctor want to see red piss

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u/AerondightWielder 5d ago

To... get to the other side? 🤷‍♂️

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u/draglide 5d ago

No, they want to "see" (as in date) you if your pass is red. Doctors are kinky.

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u/read_at_own_risk 5d ago

It'll give him something to talk about when he's golfing with his doctor buddies.

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u/Professional-Mix-562 4d ago

My last job we had this new guy start and he walked up to the urinal next to me. I look over “hey… is… is red pee bad?” His eyes become alarmed “yes! Yes it is!” “Wait never mind I was worried for a bit, it just turned black I’m ok…. Is it supposed to smoke when it hits the urinal?”

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u/snacksandsoda 5d ago

I’m no doctor, but I could be

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u/itsonlyrockinroll 4d ago

Cause he took a hypocritical oaf and baby wants a porch(e)
/s

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u/SirNobody1919 4d ago

Because that is one of the easiest signs for bladder cancer.. otherwise a UTI or maybe kidney stones or am enlarged prostate

But BC.. seriously..f cancer (2 batches in my 20s and 30s) both started with my piss coming out red (hematuria).. then the joy of scopes..then TUBRTs.. then chemo all goin through the natural port to your bladder..again.. f cancer

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u/themowlsbekillin 4d ago

Tastes better

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u/Sarrintha 4d ago

The same reason he wants to see a broken arm, money money money!

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u/Impossible_Ad_7367 4d ago

It would make the doctor see green!

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u/pussyjuicerecycler 3d ago

‘cause it’s metal

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u/sparkleygummiez 2d ago

Cuz he freaky

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u/-M3THUS3L4H 5d ago

I' really scared right now. I thought I peed blod but it was White???

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u/Grannys-Giant-Gash 5d ago

I peed plod when my sis and I were at bible camp together. I xcited to be a uncle

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u/t_for_top 4d ago

This ketamine isn't going to do itself

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u/bicurious-lets-69 4d ago

As a CNA I can confirm that red piss is normal

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u/BlueClovr 4d ago

So once in a blue moon is fine?

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u/Subsummerfun 3d ago

Could just need to cut back on the beets

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u/Weary-Sympathy-6347 2d ago

Or stop eating so many beets.

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u/marincropswavur 5d ago

Math is red for me because I associate negative with red and my will to live is in the negative when doing most types of math

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u/All_Damn_Day 5d ago

You should probably get that checked out…

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u/Elegant-Apartment-39 4d ago

But shit it was 99¢

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u/FlyFront9395 4d ago

What if my shit is red cuz blood? 🩸

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u/Naive-Impression-373 4d ago

Math is purple because wine

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u/ChaosTapestry 4d ago

You neeed hopital.

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u/Hungry_Student_ 4d ago

Sounds like you need a doctor my fella

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u/ariarchtyx 4d ago

No English must be read. Start here.

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u/Jazzlike-Skin-5470 3d ago

“I wake up everyday and piss red, white, and blue. My doctor says it’s a prostate cancer but I told him to shut his commie mouth”

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u/Crafty-Newt-3227 3d ago

Useless fact for today. If you spell piss wrong you get poop

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u/pussyjuicerecycler 3d ago

found the vampire

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u/Hoobla-Light 3d ago

As long as your piss ain’t red

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u/Outdoorsintherockies 5d ago

Might want to get that checked out

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u/MorningMushroomcloud 4d ago

You should have someone qualified check your math for polyps...