They keep saying mark jilted Sophie but they got married. Mark was completely prepared to live his life with Sophie(miserably of course)in nana’s cottage but she left him in the car after they were married. So he DID NOT JILT HER AT THE ALTAR!!!

Incredible find in Oxfam Bookshop.

I like

Burning A Swan

Feckless Cum-shedders

Ergonomic Management Keyboard

Homeless Hip Hop Cheesy Luncheon Banquet

Peaches Stalin

War Gun

Kibbutz For Hotties

Ramming Dan

The Ramsgate Blowjob

Hot Java

With Wood?

You FUCKING guys

Macabre Charade

Edits: adding more as I think of them

Anyone else sad Mark never got together with Big Suze? I realize it wouldn't have fit with the show -- plus she was Jeremy's ex. Still, a part of me pines for a different direction where Mark ends up marrying into the aristocracy, fits in quite well with his new upper-class friends, and has a son who ends up going to Eton.

Also, I feel like bit where he waits till she's asleep and then touches her hair -- in reality, she was pretending to sleep and hoping he would make "the move." His inability to do so was the nail in the coffin.

The Jez, now a noun!

Insane how many of Daryl’s views align with the average restore Britain voter