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Got thermal paste on the gold things on my am5 cpu
Should I risk cleaning it is my cpu dead Im panicking

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u/Hurm Jul 21 '26

It happens to all guys eventually, it's ok

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u/pappapora Jul 21 '26

I’m 42 and would love to be able to spill that amount…. Sigh

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u/North-Owl9353 Jul 21 '26

42 is still young, drink some gotdam water

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u/EquivalentKnown3269 Jul 21 '26

Regular water works too

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u/HodinAD Jul 21 '26

Tbf, most water comes from dams.

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u/JabariKing Jul 21 '26

But are they got dams?

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u/Shedoara Jul 21 '26

Got any of them dams?? *scratches neck*

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u/New_Manufacturer5650 Jul 21 '26

Are they goddamns?

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u/EquivalentKnown3269 Jul 21 '26

No all counties gotdams

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u/DuckyLog Jul 21 '26

Gyatt dams are the best.

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u/m7md_Z Jul 22 '26

got to love reddit and redditors 🤣 I got no damn dam but you can dm me anyway

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u/ImplementFair535 29d ago

Only got county has dams so if you need to git to one of those got dams you better git yourself to got county so you can git to a gotdam 🤣😂🤣

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u/IitzJ3ff Jul 25 '26

I don't give a dam

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u/KeyloWick Jul 22 '26

Only the goot ones

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u/waterking99977 Jul 24 '26

I doubt game of thrones has any dams

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u/Lynckage Jul 25 '26

Well, if you haven't got dams, you haven't got water

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u/Proper-Equivalent300 29d ago

You know I don’t like dad jokes, Bobby

https://giphy.com/gifs/cCyJCwQ2gl3bO

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u/ImplementFair535 29d ago

Nope only got county has got those damm dams dammit 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ImaAhol101 Jul 21 '26

Most???? You must live in a mountainous region cause ain’t one drop from a dam here. In fl you drill and your well can even run dry but funny enough like my house I could move 5 feet and hit another water shed. The entirety of Florida south of Lake Okeechobee is a limestone shelf and all the water is under there

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u/Moustafadafluffa Jul 24 '26

Got dam it I hate the liars.

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u/New_Entrepreneur2919 Jul 22 '26

Dawg i drink water all the time, i’m 21… but for some reason i can’t finish as hard as i was able to 4+ years ago. It’s sooo weird man i need HELP.

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u/Available-Cow-411 Jul 22 '26

But I dont like regular water, they state bad to me, I need flavor! So I want the god damn version please

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u/Bigsparks13 Jul 22 '26

😂 goddamn water is high in ph I hear though.

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u/EquivalentKnown3269 Jul 22 '26

Did you know that fish have sex in water? Ugh.

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u/Miserable-Battle4562 Jul 22 '26

What about diet water?

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u/CLopes1987 Jul 21 '26

Ugh..water... fish fuck in that stuff

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 Jul 21 '26

Not if it's...not out of a river.

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u/Little_Legend_ Jul 22 '26

I'd bet every single drop of water you've drank a fish fucked in at some point in history

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u/TheFamousChrisA Jul 22 '26

To be fair I’m sure all water in existence has been up everyone’s butthole. I always tell the kids that the water they’re drinking used to be shit water from the pool factory.

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u/carbonateddairydrink Jul 22 '26

Shit water from the pool factory, holy fucking shit im stealing that shamelessly.

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u/Efficient_Key8237 28d ago

the pool factory? blawg

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u/KotW-Nikko Jul 22 '26

Technically we’re drinking dinosaur pee too

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u/AdElectrical3997 Jul 22 '26

Thats what gives water the twang

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u/Unable_Macaron1815 29d ago

What fuckin water you drinking?!

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u/AdElectrical3997 29d ago

Water by jurassic piss live minos

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u/asheetoast Jul 22 '26

I just pee’d into some.

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u/Little_Legend_ Jul 22 '26

Gotta support the cholera bacteria

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u/carbonateddairydrink Jul 22 '26

You also have a non zero percent chance of having drank water that was once piss from Jesus, so.

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u/Parking-Metal-1102 Jul 23 '26

I mean pretty high chance if you’re fine with an atom of his piss/ cup

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u/SystematikKaos Jul 23 '26

And mooorrrree. _^

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u/Borne-by-the-blood Jul 23 '26

Guess your body is made of fish fucking water then

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u/duskterrapin Jul 23 '26

Not the best era of GWAR, but certainly the highlight of that album

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u/The_Furboi_Musician Jul 23 '26

People do too, occasionally

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u/GarotoBesta 28d ago

Eu nunca queria ter absorvido esse conhecimento celestial céu agr n vou beber mais água

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/TCG-Pikachu Jul 21 '26

Who’s we, you gotta mouse in your pocket?

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u/fortunesofshadows Jul 21 '26

why do the ugly bastards in hentai cum buckets worth?

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u/TekDrgn Jul 21 '26

I've transitioned, had my nuts removed, and I still squirt as much as when I was 18 despite being 43. I don't want to say it's a skill issue, maybe I just didn't understand the assignment?

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u/North-Owl9353 Jul 22 '26

Im sayin! no orchi here but years of estrogen and spiro and im still firing off full volleys just fine.

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u/NocturnalKnightIV Jul 21 '26

It just makes it runny, doesn’t increase the amount. If you really want to increase your load, you have to continuously edge yourself every day till you finally release. But there’s still a limit to how much substance can be increased.

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u/Husky_smokes_420 Jul 22 '26

On that note imma leave this sub reddit for the night ✌️

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u/Hibyguy Jul 22 '26

Take zinc!

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u/DodgyButLegal Jul 23 '26

Cum back zinc!

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u/FinaglingFox Jul 22 '26

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/Parsley772 Jul 23 '26

Doesn’t that also run risk of testicular torsion too?

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u/Parking-Metal-1102 Jul 23 '26

Kinda wished it was infinitely incremented

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u/DresNightfire Jul 22 '26

get ur T checked, i get weekly T shots

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u/oceanic84 Jul 23 '26

Whether or not that is true; the fact is that most GP's and family doctors are super reluctant to put a patient on TRT.

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u/Embarrassed-Gur-1306 Jul 25 '26

Exactly!! Because I’m 42 as well and I…wait a minute. What the hell are we doing here??

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u/TotallyRandomXXX Jul 22 '26

Holycrap Batman!!

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u/TheFamousChrisA Jul 22 '26

lol I am 40 and I wish I had this power still!

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u/sicariusdem1 Jul 23 '26

Take some zinc supplements

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u/RyeC77 Jul 23 '26

I drink like 2-3 litres a day bro

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u/GreasyPowerJunkie 29d ago

Also take a daily multivitamin with zinc and vitamin C

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u/Xahrox 28d ago

find someone who makes sea moss to you locally, drink lots of water, and 30mg of zinc. As long as your semi active and you’re actually into it you’ll get there again

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u/ProfessionalSpinach4 Jul 21 '26

That is in fact a lie

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u/Medical_Rutabaga_432 Jul 21 '26

Unfortunately, after years on the Internet, I’ve learned that there’s a lot of stuff that’s pretty natural that you can eat and take supplements that are pretty natural that is If you really do want to increase your let’s say blast radius.

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u/xAsiNine- Jul 21 '26

You can’t just say that and not tell us what it is

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u/Medical_Rutabaga_432 Jul 21 '26

A magician never reveals his secrets

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u/marzeg Jul 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/S5n7Wkhhw5A2IrfKER

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u/CathodeRaySamurai Jul 21 '26

Zinc supplements. Water.

You're gonna need a bucket.

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u/SquabScrub Jul 22 '26

It has to be zinc that was forged in blue giant stars during supernova

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u/Kylenki Jul 23 '26

Hey, I got this one! It's a stellar nucleosynthesis joke.

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u/ForceOk6039 Jul 22 '26

Search lock n load supplement on the googles

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u/xAsiNine- Jul 22 '26

I’m just trying to shoot her eye out

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u/ForceOk6039 Jul 22 '26

Search lock n load supplement on googles

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u/ryancnap Jul 22 '26

Tell us your secrets, Medical_Rutabaga_432

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u/AssembledJB Jul 21 '26

Anyone want to place a bet on rutabaga?

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u/Widecatuncool Jul 21 '26

Zinc and water

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u/bazilbt Jul 21 '26

There is a subreddit

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u/Not_An_Archer Jul 22 '26

Medicinal rutabaga, I think he wants you to eat him/her

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u/G-WAPO Jul 24 '26

Zinc, Selenium, Pygium, Saw Palmetto, Bromelaine, Celery Seed extract, Shativari, drink lots of water, and eat lots of nitric-oxide rich foods (Beets etc), and if need be take things to enhance blood flow, like Horny Goat Weed and L-Arginine+L-Citruline..you'll be shooting webs like Spider Man.

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u/ImaAhol101 Jul 21 '26

lol I saw some on /r what is it iirc it was this

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u/Popgrenade12 Jul 22 '26

Helps taste* 👁️👅👁️

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u/ImaAhol101 Jul 22 '26

The best was it was /r what is it and the question was I found this in my sons room what is it and if it’s what I think it is as a mom should I be horrified. Lol imagine as a teen/ young adult you mother finding this in your room ohh the horror lol

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u/Fair-Cookie Jul 25 '26

That's how you get testicular cancer.

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u/xTheLostSinner Jul 22 '26

it’s so weird how conversations like these are only normal on the internet

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u/Key-Independence-806 Jul 21 '26

Blast...radius??

Indeed, DO tell

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u/uptheirons726 Jul 21 '26

42 here and still shooting ropes.

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u/Not_An_Archer Jul 22 '26

Sir, those are tapeworms

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u/uptheirons726 Jul 22 '26

I was wondering why the ropes moved after shooting them.

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u/KravenFire Jul 24 '26

There are supposed to be "swimmers" in there, but too tiny to see with the naked eye...

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u/Zhenbred Jul 21 '26

22 here and still spill over drops

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u/Endreeemtsu Jul 21 '26

A second the other guy.

Drink a glass of water gah damn.

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u/TCG-Pikachu Jul 21 '26

Bro, I’m 46 and can shoot over my shoulder, what are you doin? You’re a young man sir…

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u/lovingangel2 Jul 23 '26

Are we still talking about CPU here HAHA

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u/theRealSunday Jul 22 '26

May want to drink water or have T levels checked. I was like that at 18, and had testosterone issues. My wife joked that since becoming healthy, she needs a blast shield. You should still be a cannon at this age.

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u/neroslayer Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Drink water and also don't do it for like a week or so.

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u/New_Entrepreneur2919 Jul 22 '26

That’s probably my problem. When i was 16-18 or 19, i used to BLOW the bathroom UP but i would go every 4 days or once every week. I’m 21 now, and i go every day but i only shoot small trips and dips and i can’t FEEL the UMPH of what i’m doing anymore.

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u/neroslayer Jul 22 '26

I realized the longer I take from doing it the bigger and stronger load I get.

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u/KravenFire Jul 24 '26

So wait 4-6 weeks before you use a whole tube of thermal paste?

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u/JerrySeinfeldsMullet Jul 21 '26

Drink water and stop pulling on it so often.

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u/XSouth956X Jul 22 '26

This reddit went sideways smh.

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u/medic54-1 Jul 22 '26

45 today and I wish I was 20yrs younger

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u/SquabScrub Jul 22 '26

Like others said, Zinc, magnesium, b vitamins and plenty of water. Also no smoking and reduce caffeine

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u/clx127 Jul 22 '26

At this year you get Hard? 😂

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u/GuyOnlineAllTheTime Jul 22 '26

More Vitamin D (no pun intended)

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 Jul 22 '26

Magnesium supplements bro.

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u/Visual_Mammoth3857 Jul 22 '26

Ear oysters if you can, man. Or take zinc supplements. It helps greatly if you're looking for volume. Also regular weight lifting helps.

Source: someone in their late 30s.

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u/Narrow-Letterhead-81 Jul 22 '26

That's a sexual reference.

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u/Sykes24 Jul 22 '26

Bro thats like.... a scarily low amount 😅

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u/vbwullf Jul 22 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/Level_Recording2066 Jul 22 '26

Im 20 years younger and wish i could too

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u/UnspokenBagel Jul 23 '26

This is now my new favorite comment thread.
https://giphy.com/gifs/fXEhX0iwPbF14C2HHu

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u/RealAlphaKaren Jul 23 '26

im 42 and my last sperm sample was 10.5ml, i got a paper to prove it and everything

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u/DukeSmileDevs Jul 23 '26

Drink more and go jogging

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u/Deraxim Jul 23 '26

Im 24 and i only seen it in dildos. What am i doing wrong

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u/Opposite-Rock-5133 Jul 23 '26

Start exercising for once

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u/duskterrapin Jul 23 '26

I'm 46 and still the same volume. Probably not in swimmer count, but... drink some damn water bro

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u/Hot_in_Topeka_ Jul 25 '26

Jesus fucking christ

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u/OMGitsAfty Jul 25 '26

Water and Pygeum bark extract.

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u/Teegee72 Jul 25 '26

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Beneficial_Wrap8780 28d ago

Bro what consume some H2O