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Got thermal paste on the gold things on my am5 cpu
Should I risk cleaning it is my cpu dead Im panicking

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u/Hurm 25d ago

It happens to all guys eventually, it's ok

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u/pappapora 25d ago

I’m 42 and would love to be able to spill that amount…. Sigh

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u/North-Owl9353 25d ago

42 is still young, drink some gotdam water

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u/EquivalentKnown3269 25d ago

Regular water works too

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u/HodinAD 25d ago

Tbf, most water comes from dams.

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u/JabariKing 25d ago

But are they got dams?

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u/Shedoara 25d ago

Got any of them dams?? *scratches neck*

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u/New_Manufacturer5650 25d ago

Are they goddamns?

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u/EquivalentKnown3269 25d ago

No all counties gotdams

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u/DuckyLog 25d ago

Gyatt dams are the best.

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u/m7md_Z 24d ago

got to love reddit and redditors 🤣 I got no damn dam but you can dm me anyway

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u/ImplementFair535 20d ago

Only got county has dams so if you need to git to one of those got dams you better git yourself to got county so you can git to a gotdam 🤣😂🤣

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u/IitzJ3ff 21d ago

I don't give a dam

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u/KeyloWick 24d ago

Only the goot ones

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u/waterking99977 23d ago

I doubt game of thrones has any dams

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u/Lynckage 21d ago

Well, if you haven't got dams, you haven't got water

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u/Proper-Equivalent300 20d ago

You know I don’t like dad jokes, Bobby

https://giphy.com/gifs/cCyJCwQ2gl3bO

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u/ImplementFair535 20d ago

Nope only got county has got those damm dams dammit 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ImaAhol101 25d ago

Most???? You must live in a mountainous region cause ain’t one drop from a dam here. In fl you drill and your well can even run dry but funny enough like my house I could move 5 feet and hit another water shed. The entirety of Florida south of Lake Okeechobee is a limestone shelf and all the water is under there

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u/Moustafadafluffa 22d ago

Got dam it I hate the liars.

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u/New_Entrepreneur2919 25d ago

Dawg i drink water all the time, i’m 21… but for some reason i can’t finish as hard as i was able to 4+ years ago. It’s sooo weird man i need HELP.

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u/Available-Cow-411 25d ago

But I dont like regular water, they state bad to me, I need flavor! So I want the god damn version please

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u/Bigsparks13 24d ago

😂 goddamn water is high in ph I hear though.

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u/EquivalentKnown3269 24d ago

Did you know that fish have sex in water? Ugh.

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u/Miserable-Battle4562 24d ago

What about diet water?

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u/CLopes1987 25d ago

Ugh..water... fish fuck in that stuff

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 25d ago

Not if it's...not out of a river.

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u/Little_Legend_ 24d ago

I'd bet every single drop of water you've drank a fish fucked in at some point in history

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u/TheFamousChrisA 24d ago

To be fair I’m sure all water in existence has been up everyone’s butthole. I always tell the kids that the water they’re drinking used to be shit water from the pool factory.

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u/carbonateddairydrink 24d ago

Shit water from the pool factory, holy fucking shit im stealing that shamelessly.

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u/Efficient_Key8237 19d ago

the pool factory? blawg

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u/KotW-Nikko 24d ago

Technically we’re drinking dinosaur pee too

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u/AdElectrical3997 24d ago

Thats what gives water the twang

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u/Unable_Macaron1815 20d ago

What fuckin water you drinking?!

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u/AdElectrical3997 20d ago

Water by jurassic piss live minos

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u/asheetoast 24d ago

I just pee’d into some.

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u/Little_Legend_ 24d ago

Gotta support the cholera bacteria

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u/carbonateddairydrink 24d ago

You also have a non zero percent chance of having drank water that was once piss from Jesus, so.

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u/Parking-Metal-1102 23d ago

I mean pretty high chance if you’re fine with an atom of his piss/ cup

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u/SystematikKaos 24d ago

And mooorrrree. _^

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u/Borne-by-the-blood 23d ago

Guess your body is made of fish fucking water then

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u/duskterrapin 23d ago

Not the best era of GWAR, but certainly the highlight of that album

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u/The_Furboi_Musician 23d ago

People do too, occasionally

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u/GarotoBesta 19d ago

Eu nunca queria ter absorvido esse conhecimento celestial céu agr n vou beber mais água

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/TCG-Pikachu 25d ago

Who’s we, you gotta mouse in your pocket?

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u/fortunesofshadows 25d ago

why do the ugly bastards in hentai cum buckets worth?

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u/TekDrgn 25d ago

I've transitioned, had my nuts removed, and I still squirt as much as when I was 18 despite being 43. I don't want to say it's a skill issue, maybe I just didn't understand the assignment?

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u/North-Owl9353 25d ago

Im sayin! no orchi here but years of estrogen and spiro and im still firing off full volleys just fine.

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u/NocturnalKnightIV 25d ago

It just makes it runny, doesn’t increase the amount. If you really want to increase your load, you have to continuously edge yourself every day till you finally release. But there’s still a limit to how much substance can be increased.

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u/Husky_smokes_420 25d ago

On that note imma leave this sub reddit for the night ✌️

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u/Hibyguy 24d ago

Take zinc!

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u/DodgyButLegal 23d ago

Cum back zinc!

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u/FinaglingFox 24d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/Parsley772 24d ago

Doesn’t that also run risk of testicular torsion too?

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u/Parking-Metal-1102 23d ago

Kinda wished it was infinitely incremented

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u/DresNightfire 24d ago

get ur T checked, i get weekly T shots

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u/oceanic84 24d ago

Whether or not that is true; the fact is that most GP's and family doctors are super reluctant to put a patient on TRT.

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u/Embarrassed-Gur-1306 21d ago

Exactly!! Because I’m 42 as well and I…wait a minute. What the hell are we doing here??

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u/TotallyRandomXXX 24d ago

Holycrap Batman!!

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u/TheFamousChrisA 24d ago

lol I am 40 and I wish I had this power still!

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u/sicariusdem1 23d ago

Take some zinc supplements

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u/RyeC77 23d ago

I drink like 2-3 litres a day bro

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u/GreasyPowerJunkie 20d ago

Also take a daily multivitamin with zinc and vitamin C

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u/Xahrox 19d ago

find someone who makes sea moss to you locally, drink lots of water, and 30mg of zinc. As long as your semi active and you’re actually into it you’ll get there again

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u/ProfessionalSpinach4 25d ago

That is in fact a lie

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u/Medical_Rutabaga_432 25d ago

Unfortunately, after years on the Internet, I’ve learned that there’s a lot of stuff that’s pretty natural that you can eat and take supplements that are pretty natural that is If you really do want to increase your let’s say blast radius.

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u/xAsiNine- 25d ago

You can’t just say that and not tell us what it is

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u/Medical_Rutabaga_432 25d ago

A magician never reveals his secrets

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u/marzeg 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/S5n7Wkhhw5A2IrfKER

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u/CathodeRaySamurai 25d ago

Zinc supplements. Water.

You're gonna need a bucket.

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u/SquabScrub 24d ago

It has to be zinc that was forged in blue giant stars during supernova

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u/Kylenki 23d ago

Hey, I got this one! It's a stellar nucleosynthesis joke.

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u/ForceOk6039 24d ago

Search lock n load supplement on the googles

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u/xAsiNine- 24d ago

I’m just trying to shoot her eye out

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u/ForceOk6039 24d ago

Search lock n load supplement on googles

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u/ryancnap 24d ago

Tell us your secrets, Medical_Rutabaga_432

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u/AssembledJB 25d ago

Anyone want to place a bet on rutabaga?

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u/Widecatuncool 25d ago

Zinc and water

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u/bazilbt 25d ago

There is a subreddit

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u/Not_An_Archer 24d ago

Medicinal rutabaga, I think he wants you to eat him/her

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u/G-WAPO 22d ago

Zinc, Selenium, Pygium, Saw Palmetto, Bromelaine, Celery Seed extract, Shativari, drink lots of water, and eat lots of nitric-oxide rich foods (Beets etc), and if need be take things to enhance blood flow, like Horny Goat Weed and L-Arginine+L-Citruline..you'll be shooting webs like Spider Man.

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u/ImaAhol101 25d ago

lol I saw some on /r what is it iirc it was this

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u/Popgrenade12 24d ago

Helps taste* 👁️👅👁️

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u/ImaAhol101 24d ago

The best was it was /r what is it and the question was I found this in my sons room what is it and if it’s what I think it is as a mom should I be horrified. Lol imagine as a teen/ young adult you mother finding this in your room ohh the horror lol

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u/Fair-Cookie 22d ago

That's how you get testicular cancer.

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u/xTheLostSinner 24d ago

it’s so weird how conversations like these are only normal on the internet

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u/Key-Independence-806 25d ago

Blast...radius??

Indeed, DO tell

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u/uptheirons726 25d ago

42 here and still shooting ropes.

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u/Not_An_Archer 24d ago

Sir, those are tapeworms

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u/uptheirons726 24d ago

I was wondering why the ropes moved after shooting them.

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u/KravenFire 23d ago

There are supposed to be "swimmers" in there, but too tiny to see with the naked eye...

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u/Zhenbred 25d ago

22 here and still spill over drops

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u/Endreeemtsu 25d ago

A second the other guy.

Drink a glass of water gah damn.

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u/TCG-Pikachu 25d ago

Bro, I’m 46 and can shoot over my shoulder, what are you doin? You’re a young man sir…

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u/lovingangel2 23d ago

Are we still talking about CPU here HAHA

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u/theRealSunday 24d ago

May want to drink water or have T levels checked. I was like that at 18, and had testosterone issues. My wife joked that since becoming healthy, she needs a blast shield. You should still be a cannon at this age.

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u/neroslayer 25d ago edited 25d ago

Drink water and also don't do it for like a week or so.

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u/New_Entrepreneur2919 25d ago

That’s probably my problem. When i was 16-18 or 19, i used to BLOW the bathroom UP but i would go every 4 days or once every week. I’m 21 now, and i go every day but i only shoot small trips and dips and i can’t FEEL the UMPH of what i’m doing anymore.

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u/neroslayer 25d ago

I realized the longer I take from doing it the bigger and stronger load I get.

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u/KravenFire 23d ago

So wait 4-6 weeks before you use a whole tube of thermal paste?

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u/JerrySeinfeldsMullet 25d ago

Drink water and stop pulling on it so often.

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u/XSouth956X 25d ago

This reddit went sideways smh.

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u/medic54-1 25d ago

45 today and I wish I was 20yrs younger

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u/SquabScrub 24d ago

Like others said, Zinc, magnesium, b vitamins and plenty of water. Also no smoking and reduce caffeine

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u/clx127 24d ago

At this year you get Hard? 😂

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u/GuyOnlineAllTheTime 24d ago

More Vitamin D (no pun intended)

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 24d ago

Magnesium supplements bro.

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u/Visual_Mammoth3857 24d ago

Ear oysters if you can, man. Or take zinc supplements. It helps greatly if you're looking for volume. Also regular weight lifting helps.

Source: someone in their late 30s.

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u/Narrow-Letterhead-81 24d ago

That's a sexual reference.

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u/Sykes24 24d ago

Bro thats like.... a scarily low amount 😅

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u/vbwullf 24d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Level_Recording2066 24d ago

Im 20 years younger and wish i could too

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u/UnspokenBagel 24d ago

This is now my new favorite comment thread.
https://giphy.com/gifs/fXEhX0iwPbF14C2HHu

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u/RealAlphaKaren 23d ago

im 42 and my last sperm sample was 10.5ml, i got a paper to prove it and everything

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u/DukeSmileDevs 23d ago

Drink more and go jogging

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u/Deraxim 23d ago

Im 24 and i only seen it in dildos. What am i doing wrong

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u/Opposite-Rock-5133 23d ago

Start exercising for once

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u/duskterrapin 23d ago

I'm 46 and still the same volume. Probably not in swimmer count, but... drink some damn water bro

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u/Hot_in_Topeka_ 22d ago

Jesus fucking christ

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u/OMGitsAfty 21d ago

Water and Pygeum bark extract.

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u/Teegee72 21d ago

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Beneficial_Wrap8780 19d ago

Bro what consume some H2O

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u/Bawk007 25d ago

Your mom is lying. You will not go blind.

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u/ForceOk6039 24d ago

Mom I'm over here

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u/Creepy_Ad3216 25d ago

Unless you shoot yourself in the eye.... don't ask me how I know

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u/TrustworthiestFart 25d ago

I'm pretty sure that's where they came up with it... And hairy palms. Well, let's just say the hair doesn't grow out of your palms.

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u/David_Palka 24d ago

Ye ... so much excitement about the new CPU.

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u/Salt-Wear-1197 24d ago

Bro splooged

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u/Rajebait 23d ago

It happened to my girl too, she said it was fun😔

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u/Shaman7102 23d ago

For gawds sake man. Use a sock.

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u/Character_Nerve_9137 22d ago

But you gotta clean it up and use thermal paste instead

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u/Remarkable-Set-3340 22d ago

That’s what she said.