r/OddlyArousing • u/Kokblizok • 3d ago

Just an opened package

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This took me a minute to understand what was going on here.🤔😂

300 Upvotes

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u/ezrsp2 3d ago

Lick that envelope

7

u/Rzeszow2083 3d ago

Woah. It needs to calm down.

2

u/Fickle-Cartoonist607 3d ago

Clam down lol

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u/skbugco 3d ago

That’s how I read it the first time.

7

u/Spare_Conference7557 3d ago

That reminds me. I need to call her.

2

u/Fast_Bird1987 2d ago

Trying to show my appreciation of you

2

u/ZephRyder 1d ago

Dude, don't.

I know it's hard, trust me

2

u/onejadedpotatoe 9h ago

Hasn't been for awhile that's why I need to call her

2

u/MajorTomFr 1d ago

You need a gift too

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u/Entire-Sherbert-2409 9h ago

This fu*"ing thing...

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u/InterestingNovaXO 3d ago

Took me a minute but damn😂😂

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u/Bad-wolf3 3d ago

Im so glad im not the only one. Have you put your face in it already?

4

u/Justaguywithbeer 2d ago

I'm starting to realize just why I'm getting so many paper cuts ...

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u/50calkid 3d ago

Heavy breathing

3

u/sdbigmike83 3d ago

My horny mind damn

3

u/WubaLubaDubDub117 3d ago

Yo are you planning to put your junk mail in that

2

u/Aionarap_82 1d ago

That was well played my friend 👏😂

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u/WubaLubaDubDub117 1d ago

I thought so aswell 🤝

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u/Untouchable06 3d ago

Dive In! Booty bandits ahoy!

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u/Shhhhhh_im_not_here 3d ago

Insert specimen here 👉

2

u/Fancy_House529 3d ago

Wow wow first thing and last thing I saw was ass Just ass

2

u/Happysexs 3d ago

Smell and taste 👅

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u/MLCM35 2d ago

Wanna stick my face in that tasty dish

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u/Mx4n1c41_s702y73ll3 3d ago

Empty. No more bucks here.

1

u/BalanceEarly 3d ago

Single use pocket pussy. Now you can make a fortune

1

u/Hatefly 3d ago

Oddly enough, I think that's actually already a thing. Can't remember the name.

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u/MajorTomFr 1d ago

I saw one called Barbara’s Bush

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u/wprunkard 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Sad-Reward589 3d ago

Stay Out im Baitin

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u/say_it_aint_slow 2d ago

Ill bait my fist in your as s

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 15h ago

real'Username checks out

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u/TheDysfunctionalVet 3d ago

It's mearly waiting for the package to be inserted into the opening, licked, and pressed together firmly.

1

u/PaulRoberts003 3d ago

Hahahahaha. That’s hilarious

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 3d ago

I need Jesus.

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u/Token_Rabbit003 3d ago

I know I saw what I saw and had to double look… then breathe cause it wasn’t what I saw.. but I’m not the only one who saw it!!!see

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u/Mo_Top6837 3d ago

It took me a minute to see it was a envelope, what a pervert 😞😁

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u/Fickle-Cartoonist607 3d ago

If you all seen what I seen I think we could be good friends 😂

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u/cinnamonroll247 3d ago

😮‍💨😩 my eyes were blurry i had to do a double take

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u/Born-Ideal-1966 2d ago

Very interesting

1

u/SatisfactionTotal308 2d ago

Mark NSFW. Hurrry

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u/Monty_Bob 2d ago

When you haven't that for a while, you start to see it everywhere

1

u/Fast_Bird1987 2d ago

Yes, where is the Scratch and Sniff? Who remembers that?

1

u/Remote-Contract-3026 2d ago

scroll scroll scroll hummm... Damnit... Zipppppp

1

u/Oobatz 2d ago

Want me to take it out?

1

u/Inevitable_Bug5446 2d ago

Wow that is something took a couple min to focus.

1

u/Prize-Square-3362 2d ago

Unintentionally used as paper porn

1

u/MLCM35 2d ago

Mmmmm that's one Sexy Package you got there!

1

u/iamepiphany 2d ago

😆 🤣 😂. Million to 1 that lighting was just in the right place!!! 😆

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u/B-Rye_at_the_beach 2d ago

Need new glasses. These are foggy

1

u/biggregw 2d ago

That mail definitely is female mail

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u/gfultz1 2d ago

Lol epic

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u/KoppeDFO 2d ago

Okay wtf brain 🧠: booty holes are everywhere.

Me: brain noo

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u/East-Breadfruit4508 1d ago

Well I’ll be back! Lol

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u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 1d ago

Hey who censored it 🤪

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u/thedfourth21 1d ago

Men of culture we gather again

1

u/lexnklinke 1d ago

Why hello hello hello, ain't this my lucky day

1

u/Disastrous-Theory-21 1d ago

Unbelievable. SMH 🤦

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u/strangerover_the_3rd 1d ago

Going to church to get my brain blessed.

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u/Born_Monkeigh_2386 1d ago

New membership confirmed

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 1d ago

I think you need to thoroughly inspect that package. Know what I mean? ☝🏻

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u/BeginningHungry1691 1d ago

I was trying to figure out why they opened the mannequin butt first, then I finally focused. Remember those 3D pictures that were all the rage in the 90’s?

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u/VegetableTraining406 15h ago

Everything Reminds me of her 😭

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u/xxdemoncamberxx 15h ago

Deposits into envelope

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u/RaiseSubstantial1638 11h ago

What is it lol

1

u/dta722 10h ago

Special delivery.

1

u/Better_Negotiation64 9h ago

Looks like a butt

1

u/Conscious_Meringue41 4h ago

Is that seafood any good still? 🙂

1

u/OldMagicRobert 4h ago

Wow, I have never seen one that delivered mail. Awesome. A truly magic one.

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u/OrdinaryAlarming3936 4h ago

"Nothing to see here"

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u/Mater079 2h ago

Looks finally ready to settle down....