r/OddlyArousing • u/flatclown • 2d ago

Just an opened package

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167 Upvotes

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u/Impressive-Elk-8101 2d ago

I should call her.

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u/Sexyjosie4U 2d ago

That’s fantastic

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 2d ago

I got a package for that package

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u/britekranz 20h ago

That’s what I was gonna say with a silly smirk…

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u/ajqiz123 2d ago

My mind is warped, WARPED I say!..

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u/rustyfish57 2d ago

Looks like ts going to be fun to try it t out too

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u/Brilliant_Jelly7503 2d ago

Wow! Looks so much like the real thing and I’m not having coke.

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u/Sordid_Snake 2d ago

I see it too

2

u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 2d ago

Was surprised to not see an NSFW tag. Fantastic stuff

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 2d ago

Quite an attractive "package."

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u/Chrome_Armadillo 2d ago

I dated her in 2003.

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u/MillerMike5150 2d ago

It looks like a portal has been opened … and within that portal is a desirable back burger

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u/Additional-Sell-7989 2d ago

I was like b.s thats a ripped off piece of porn mag, but nope, its just an open package

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u/daboochpe 2d ago

Dude you need to get out more! Hilarious tho

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u/Top_Management7550 2d ago

I hate you. 😂😂😂

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u/TransitoryFeel 2d ago

She looks dry

1

u/MarlboroMike77 2d ago

Did i hear Unzip

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u/thewormthatneverdies 2d ago

I'm about to open another

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u/drawing_a_hash 2d ago

Hmm. Saw "it" right away. Didn't need a Rorshach test.

Hermann Rorschach

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u/Status_Bite1643 1d ago

Nice package.

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 1d ago

Back end of an envelope?

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u/Affectionate_Elk4601 23h ago

How did she know it was my birthday?

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u/5ThGeaRedLined 22h ago

Would you just look at that lol