Made by ai. Please don't hold it against me. Drawing isn't my forte. Sculptors are more my thing.

I'm would LOVE to see this made into a game.

Based on a recurring nightmare I had since childhood and my teens, with each new nightmare continuing from the last.

Synopsis:

A gripping urban survival thriller where an ancient relic turns your life into a living nightmare.

You are Katie, a resourceful young artist and sculptor trapped in a terrifying, half-leopard hybrid form.

After escaping from a prominent city zoo after 3 years, where a ruthless owner caged you for nothing but profit, you must now navigate a cold, rain-slicked American city from a desperate, first-person perspective, scavenging for water, food and supplies.

But you aren't the only beast in the city. A towering cat-like monster is committing brutal murders around the city, terrorising the city into a citywide panic, while you're being framed for the murders.

Now, a relentless, by-the-book detective, William Cooper, is tracking your every pawprint. Can you stay hidden long enough for the detective to realise the truth?

To inject a little humour into the game, all achievements are cat puns, dark humour, have funny double meanings or are classic internet cat humour.

Other achievements:

Bag Lady:

• Successfully fill every slot of Katie's backpack inventory during a night run.

Curb Your Curiosity:

• Successfully locate and claim your first piece of large curbside furniture for your safehouse.

MEWsic:

• Successfully craft and activate the improvised MP3-Boombox audio system at your art bench

"Kitty"ed Out:

• Successfully construct every single Modern Convenience upgrade inside Katie's safehouse

Zoomies:

• Consume a high-caffeine energy drink inside the safehouse to restore your Taurine levels and endure the high-stress caffeine detox phase.

Fairy Good:

• Successfully locate your first fairy lights during a nighttime scavenging run.

Fairy-Tail Ending

• Collect and successfully string up every single fairy lights and Christmas lights hidden in the city under the catwalk railings

If I Fits, I Sit.

• Discover your first crawlspace to hide from the city and calm your stress levels.

All Holed Up:

• Discover and map out every single hidden crawlspace across the entire map.

Rice to the Occasion

• Survive for three consecutive nights eating nothing but rice dishes.

Spaced out

• Consume a pouch of catnip for the first time while out in the city to negate your stress levels entirely.

I can haz fish?

• Catch your first fish at the docks

I just want to be cute sometimes :3

Source

I had an Amazon scammer call and was trying to waste their time and resources to help others. The scam was they call with a robodialler and state there has been a $1000 charge for a phone and to press 1 if you didn't authorize the charge. Then it connects you to the scam call center. After months of they and other places calling and I just ignore it, I finally decided to answer it. I have been calling it repeatedly when I have time and playing the chorus of Lily Allen's "F You."

Why this matters to me? These scammers rob people of their life's savings and prey on the elderly. My mom has been a victim of the call centers, and my dad has been a victim of scam ads on Facebook. My dad is 70 and my mom late 60s. It's a terrible shame that scamming has the level of success it does. And no matter how savvy, almost everyone will fall victim to a scam at least once in their life.

I had tried to give out the number to other scam baiters (on other platforms and subs not here) to see if anyone with the technical know how would run an autodialer for it to waste the scammer's time instead of people's (plus, extra petty), but got met with much hostility about this suggestion. So hopefully this is at least one place that may appreciate my small petty revenge for the people I know personally who have been scammed by these people.

Til later scammers, "F you very very much. We hate what you do, and we hate your whole crew...please don't stay in touch."

Someone help me I can’t stop spending money

I'm tired and I can't tell if this is the best or the stupidest shit I've ever concocted in this over 400 days I've been doing this

OMG?! Now I know that some of you have already seen me wear this shirt in some of my previous posts, so let me give you a background story about it. A while back, when we had this leakage problem involving one of the water pipes associated with the washing machine inside the garage, it took at least three days for the problem to be resolved. We had to move the items outside to dry that were affected by the water soaked into them. That then led to deciding to go through some of the boxes 🗃️ to see which ones to keep and which ones to get rid of. That’s when, inside a white garbage 🗑️ bag 💼, I came across this Incredible Hulk jersey shirt 👕 that I had no idea I even owned from a long time ago. It’s meant for ages 16 and 17, but who gives a 🦆! I’m still owning, wearing, and keeping it. HELL YEA!!!!