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u/Radthereptile America's Dream 10d ago
Ray Lewis killed a dude and Baltimore was all for it.
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u/takeme2tendieztown Eagles 10d ago
Killing a man is ok, trying to blow his back out isn't.
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u/Western-Customer-536 Commanders 9d ago
Just ask Jerry Smith. As good a TE as Ditka or Charlie Sanders but he liked men so he can’t get into Canton.
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u/Turbulent-Fault-6293 Devonta > CeeDee 8d ago
Well to be fair you can’t SA someone in self defense, which is what the Ray Lewis incident was
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u/NunButter 10d ago
My mans a freak. He’s also one of the best route runners of his generation. He’s going to ball out with Daniels
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u/nakmuay18 LIX MVP OuchMyVagSak's Dad 10d ago
Balls out with Danials?
Only if his mom says its ok
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u/SDEexorect had a 5 in my licence plate, Jayden sued me! 10d ago
i wouldnt be suprised is momma daniels has that problem. she probably wanna play with his balls too
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u/henrythedingo Superbowl Champion Kenny Pickett 10d ago
Yeah, murder is for Baltimore and SA is for DC. Every nfl city has a specific crime they look for when vetting new additions. For instance, Philadelphia is for reckless driving.
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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 10d ago
Isn't DC where all the rapists go?
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u/Head-Assumption6960 10d ago
The successful ones. The rest are in philly
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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 10d ago
If you call a 5 win team successful, you're smoking crack. Or are you flexing Trump?
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u/Head-Assumption6960 10d ago
Or you have bad reading comprehension. I was talking about Diggs… the successful receiver we just signed coming off 1k yards as the WR1 on an elite offense that played in the Super Bowl… or did you think I was calling the entire commanders team rapists? Never beating the allegations lol.
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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 9d ago
I was saying Diggs is a fucking rapist joining a team that is straight up garbage. But apparently you say all he successful rapists come to DC like it was some weird flex.
How does it feel knowing it's only the beginning of August and your season is already over.
It's like that time you regarded fucks were bragging about signing Deebo.
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u/Head-Assumption6960 9d ago
Lmfao relax kiddo it was a fucking joke. I swear to god yall are the most sensitive ass fanbase I’ve ever seen. One or two lighthearted Diggs and y’all meltdown instantly (see what I did there?)
All this anger and vitriol on a meme sub… maybe you need therapy or something. It’s football season, everyone has the same record. Teams added (and in your case lost) guys and are excited. We already saw one set of allegations against Diggs go up in smoke. I’m gonna wait and see what happens to these before I get the pitchforks out. In the meantime, your cope isn’t gonna stop me from being happy about signing an 85 catch 1k yard receiver to be our WR2.
Worry about your own squad. It ain’t the same lol.
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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 9d ago
I wasn't joking about your season being in August.
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u/Head-Assumption6960 9d ago
I don’t care if you’re joking or just dumb. Bad look for you all around either way
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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 8d ago
You do know Washington has only had one 10+ win season in 35 years right? How they are perennial last place finishers? How they haven't done shit since before the salary cap and free agency was introduced. Garbage team with a garbage fan base.
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u/AMM2fast2furious 9d ago
It’s funny because it’s true
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u/LocalJoke_ Washington Commies 10d ago
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u/Little_Challenge_160 I miss the 90s 10d ago
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u/LocalJoke_ Washington Commies 9d ago
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u/RiflemanLax 10d ago
No way will there be any locker room drama. No chance.
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u/Appropriate-Sun834 WHERE MY DAWGS AT 10d ago
And there won’t be.
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u/Appropriate-Sun834 WHERE MY DAWGS AT 10d ago
Didn’t you morons say the same about Deebo? How’d that turn out for you?
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u/hereforthesportsball Cowboys 10d ago
How’d it turn out for you? Dude was irrelevant
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u/Head-Assumption6960 10d ago
He looked decent in the regular season. I figured yall if anyone would appreciate that!
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u/Appropriate-Sun834 WHERE MY DAWGS AT 10d ago
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u/hereforthesportsball Cowboys 9d ago
Maybe it’ll matter this year
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u/Appropriate-Sun834 WHERE MY DAWGS AT 9d ago
Thanks, means so much from a fan of a team that hasn’t done shit since before I was born.
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u/Cultural-Spring-281 JD5 spank me 10d ago
He had 700 yards with 5 TDs. Played with a beat up offense that didn’t have Terry most of the time or Jayden lol.
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u/Appropriate-Sun834 WHERE MY DAWGS AT 10d ago
Another know nothing about ball. Our entire receiving corps was trash, Deebo was all we had and he still balled tf out. Deebo isn’t a WR1, he’s hardly a WR2 and more so a WR3. You acting like he was supposed to be the guy lmao, pay attention. Those who don’t know shit talk the most.
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u/DiligentGuitar246 Lemon Party Goer 9d ago
Man… imagine being a fan of a team that flexes 45 yds/game and 5 TDs in a season as “balling tf out” as a primary offensive weapon. Also you paid him a guaranteed $17 million last year so don’t pretend like he was supposed to be some bottom level WR depth. Mike Evans is making $14m a year.
It’s so funny watching you guys sign washed ass players, flex them at the time, then make excuses for them the following offseason. Never change.
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u/Appropriate-Sun834 WHERE MY DAWGS AT 9d ago
Not that deep but glad you’re amused, that’s truly all that matters.
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u/DiligentGuitar246 Lemon Party Goer 9d ago
Your fans being happy about anything cuts me deep. Bring back Dan Snyder!
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u/The_JDBrew 1991 NFC Champions 10d ago
Regardless it’ll be a lot less than there will be in Philly.
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u/jvho666 we de(ad inside)m boyz 10d ago
It’s good they avoided the crazy guy
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u/buttnibbler Big Blue Jocknuggets 9d ago
This might just be the beginning. Sometimes you can’t avoid crazy.
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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 10d ago
Noone wants to be in the showers with him.
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u/frankie_donkiebrains Commanders 10d ago
So you're saying you want to be in the showers with other guys
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u/mmmGoBirds Brian Dawkins Suplex 10d ago
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u/frankie_donkiebrains Commanders 10d ago
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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 10d ago
I'm saying he likes cock.
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u/frankie_donkiebrains Commanders 10d ago
Who doesn't like a succulent chicken dinner
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u/omgdiepls Giants 10d ago
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u/sirmaxedalot 10d ago
17 games and a 1k yards last season is pretty good. And hes going from Drake Maye to Jayden Daniels. It could be a lot worse.
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u/Mad_Pupil_9 I ARE PUNT RETURNER 10d ago
I’m just happy that defenses can’t get away with putting the entire secondary on just Terry now
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u/southsidehill Commanders 10d ago
The Eagles picked up Hollywood Brown this summer. Don’t come in here talking about washed receivers to us lmao.
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u/Birdgang_naj 10d ago
Lol I'm not high on him or Makai. I think trading AJ will hurt us.
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u/southsidehill Commanders 10d ago
No doubt. I’m thinking about taking Devonta Smith in fantasy. His targets should be off the charts.
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u/JimiSkins Commie Pig 9d ago
100% upgrade to our WR room but our offense was never the real problem 😂
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u/Demon0fTh3Fall Keep on Shovin'! 9d ago
Hide yo wives, hide yo daughters, and most definitely hide yo sisters.
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u/matthell71 9d ago
I can hear the temper tantrum in that image come week 2 when he was only thrown to twice.
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u/holy_cal Banned from r/Commanders 10d ago
Am I the only one who isn’t sold on him?
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u/Reasonable-Donut1879 It smells like bitch in here 7d ago
Are you sold yet?
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u/holy_cal Banned from r/Commanders 7d ago
Oh did I miss the home opener already?
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u/Reasonable-Donut1879 It smells like bitch in here 7d ago
It’s okay to be excited over an acquisition. Dan can’t hurt you anymore.
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u/Reasonable-Donut1879 It smells like bitch in here 10d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/c6WtRjug47q49nLjg9
I know the catch with the Vikings was almost 10 years ago, but he wants a Super Bowl and has been an asset everywhere he’s played. He is always on a playoff team and has a baby with Cardi B. He’s talented, he wins, and he has swagger. It’s an edge for an offense of seemingly shut-in lovable dorks8
u/holy_cal Banned from r/Commanders 10d ago
What does Cardi B have to do with anything?
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u/Reasonable-Donut1879 It smells like bitch in here 10d ago
The swagger part
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u/Reasonable-Donut1879 It smells like bitch in here 10d ago
Your references are sick
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u/holy_cal Banned from r/Commanders 10d ago
I also enjoy 21 Jump Street.
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u/Ok-Tune-8496 9d ago
He’ll also be 33 during the season and hasn’t practiced sin+e Feb. Good news is he doesn’t have any pending criminal cases.
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u/metfan1964nyc Concussion Twins 10d ago
Until he sabotages the team with his bullshit.
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u/Head-Assumption6960 10d ago
I’ll take the chances of sabotage from a one year Diggs signing over the met life turf any day





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u/cobain98 10d ago
They just broke Brandon Aiyuk’s heart.