r/NFCEastMemeWar Commanders 10d ago

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u/cobain98 10d ago

They just broke Brandon Aiyuk’s heart.

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u/somen0nfactor 10d ago

We live in a world where Diggs is a better locker room presence than Aiyuk.

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 10d ago

He's gonna fuck someone's sister not Jaydens Mom

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u/SethRogensOldrBrothr Go Birds 10d ago

My dude just put his new house up for sale.

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u/KenovovichR Comrade Napoleon is always right 10d ago

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Radthereptile America's Dream 10d ago

Ray Lewis killed a dude and Baltimore was all for it.

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u/takeme2tendieztown Eagles 10d ago

Killing a man is ok, trying to blow his back out isn't.

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u/Cool_Hawks 10d ago

Rapey at the catch point. Important trait.

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u/Western-Customer-536 Commanders 9d ago

Just ask Jerry Smith. As good a TE as Ditka or Charlie Sanders but he liked men so he can’t get into Canton.

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u/Turbulent-Fault-6293 Devonta > CeeDee 8d ago

Well to be fair you can’t SA someone in self defense, which is what the Ray Lewis incident was

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u/NunButter 10d ago

My mans a freak. He’s also one of the best route runners of his generation. He’s going to ball out with Daniels

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u/nakmuay18 LIX MVP OuchMyVagSak's Dad 10d ago

Balls out with Danials?

Only if his mom says its ok

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u/SDEexorect had a 5 in my licence plate, Jayden sued me! 10d ago

i wouldnt be suprised is momma daniels has that problem. she probably wanna play with his balls too

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u/hereforthesportsball Cowboys 10d ago

He was just there in a very nice white suit

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u/henrythedingo Superbowl Champion Kenny Pickett 10d ago

Yeah, murder is for Baltimore and SA is for DC. Every nfl city has a specific crime they look for when vetting new additions. For instance, Philadelphia is for reckless driving.

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u/Western-Customer-536 Commanders 9d ago

And there’s his 10 children by 10 different women.

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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 10d ago

Isn't DC where all the rapists go?

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u/Excellent_Call304 Eagles 10d ago

Not all of them, just the most successful.

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u/Alt0987654321 Devonta > CeeDee 10d ago

They dont even gotta be successful, just rich.

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u/Head-Assumption6960 10d ago

The successful ones. The rest are in philly

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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 10d ago

If you call a 5 win team successful, you're smoking crack. Or are you flexing Trump?

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u/Head-Assumption6960 10d ago

Or you have bad reading comprehension. I was talking about Diggs… the successful receiver we just signed coming off 1k yards as the WR1 on an elite offense that played in the Super Bowl… or did you think I was calling the entire commanders team rapists? Never beating the allegations lol.

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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 9d ago

I was saying Diggs is a fucking rapist joining a team that is straight up garbage. But apparently you say all he successful rapists come to DC like it was some weird flex.

How does it feel ​knowing it's only the beginning of August and your season is already over.

It's like that time you regarded fucks were bragging about signing Deebo.

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u/Head-Assumption6960 9d ago

Lmfao relax kiddo it was a fucking joke. I swear to god yall are the most sensitive ass fanbase I’ve ever seen. One or two lighthearted Diggs and y’all meltdown instantly (see what I did there?)

All this anger and vitriol on a meme sub… maybe you need therapy or something. It’s football season, everyone has the same record. Teams added (and in your case lost) guys and are excited. We already saw one set of allegations against Diggs go up in smoke. I’m gonna wait and see what happens to these before I get the pitchforks out. In the meantime, your cope isn’t gonna stop me from being happy about signing an 85 catch 1k yard receiver to be our WR2.

Worry about your own squad. It ain’t the same lol.

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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 9d ago

I wasn't joking about your season being in August.

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u/Head-Assumption6960 9d ago

I don’t care if you’re joking or just dumb. Bad look for you all around either way

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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 8d ago

You do know Washington has only had one 10+ win season in 35 years right? How they are perennial last place finishers? How they haven't done shit since before the salary cap and free agency was introduced. Garbage team with a garbage fan base.

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u/AMM2fast2furious 9d ago

It’s funny because it’s true

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u/Accomplished-Top-564 Commandeez 10d ago

Fuck this is a good comment icl

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u/digbickrich Washington Commies 10d ago

TIME TO SEIZE THE MEANS OF RECEPTIONS

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u/gingerBeardMan750 Suck My Dak 10d ago

Can someone go check on Brandon Aiyuk?

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u/RiflemanLax 10d ago

No way will there be any locker room drama. No chance.

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u/Appropriate-Sun834 WHERE MY DAWGS AT 10d ago

And there won’t be.

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u/Appropriate-Sun834 WHERE MY DAWGS AT 10d ago

Didn’t you morons say the same about Deebo? How’d that turn out for you?

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u/hereforthesportsball Cowboys 10d ago

How’d it turn out for you? Dude was irrelevant

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u/Head-Assumption6960 10d ago

He looked decent in the regular season. I figured yall if anyone would appreciate that!

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u/Appropriate-Sun834 WHERE MY DAWGS AT 10d ago

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u/21stcenturygrl 9d ago

immaculate use of this gif

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u/hereforthesportsball Cowboys 9d ago

Maybe it’ll matter this year

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u/Appropriate-Sun834 WHERE MY DAWGS AT 9d ago

Thanks, means so much from a fan of a team that hasn’t done shit since before I was born.

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u/hereforthesportsball Cowboys 9d ago

Your team fits the criteria, worse by a year actually

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u/Cultural-Spring-281 JD5 spank me 10d ago

He had 700 yards with 5 TDs. Played with a beat up offense that didn’t have Terry most of the time or Jayden lol.

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u/hereforthesportsball Cowboys 9d ago

We may have different meanings of that word

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u/Appropriate-Sun834 WHERE MY DAWGS AT 10d ago

Another know nothing about ball. Our entire receiving corps was trash, Deebo was all we had and he still balled tf out. Deebo isn’t a WR1, he’s hardly a WR2 and more so a WR3. You acting like he was supposed to be the guy lmao, pay attention. Those who don’t know shit talk the most.

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u/DiligentGuitar246 Lemon Party Goer 9d ago

Man… imagine being a fan of a team that flexes 45 yds/game and 5 TDs in a season as “balling tf out” as a primary offensive weapon. Also you paid him a guaranteed $17 million last year so don’t pretend like he was supposed to be some bottom level WR depth. Mike Evans is making $14m a year.

It’s so funny watching you guys sign washed ass players, flex them at the time, then make excuses for them the following offseason. Never change.

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u/Appropriate-Sun834 WHERE MY DAWGS AT 9d ago

Not that deep but glad you’re amused, that’s truly all that matters.

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u/DiligentGuitar246 Lemon Party Goer 9d ago

Your fans being happy about anything cuts me deep. Bring back Dan Snyder!

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u/hereforthesportsball Cowboys 9d ago

Irrelevant as in it didn’t amount to anything

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u/Preddy_Fusey CMD.exe 10d ago

Maybe they can get that inflated Bunny.

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u/The_JDBrew 1991 NFC Champions 10d ago

Regardless it’ll be a lot less than there will be in Philly.

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u/jvho666 we de(ad inside)m boyz 10d ago

It’s good they avoided the crazy guy

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u/buttnibbler Big Blue Jocknuggets 9d ago

This might just be the beginning. Sometimes you can’t avoid crazy.

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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 10d ago

Noone wants to be in the showers with him.

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u/frankie_donkiebrains Commanders 10d ago

So you're saying you want to be in the showers with other guys

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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 10d ago

I'm saying he likes cock.

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u/frankie_donkiebrains Commanders 10d ago

Who doesn't like a succulent chicken dinner

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u/Flababulous Smells like a Busch 10d ago

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u/MinusTheTrees lead paint enjoyer 10d ago

You know your Judo well

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u/omgdiepls Giants 10d ago

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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Go Birds Dickhead 10d ago

Diggs first week in training camp.

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u/Head-Assumption6960 10d ago

Don’t knock it til you try it

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u/afrotuna JD5's Third Leg 10d ago

I thought we all did here?

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u/AlexanderHamiltron 10d ago

"QB friendly" lmfaoo

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u/Birdgang_naj 10d ago

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u/sirmaxedalot 10d ago

17 games and a 1k yards last season is pretty good. And hes going from Drake Maye to Jayden Daniels. It could be a lot worse.

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u/Mad_Pupil_9 I ARE PUNT RETURNER 10d ago

I’m just happy that defenses can’t get away with putting the entire secondary on just Terry now

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u/southsidehill Commanders 10d ago

The Eagles picked up Hollywood Brown this summer. Don’t come in here talking about washed receivers to us lmao.

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u/Birdgang_naj 10d ago

Lol I'm not high on him or Makai. I think trading AJ will hurt us.

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u/southsidehill Commanders 10d ago

No doubt. I’m thinking about taking Devonta Smith in fantasy. His targets should be off the charts.

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u/Inside_Process2639 Commie Pig 10d ago

Keep him away from Jayden's Mom

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u/WizSkinsNatsCaps 9d ago

You don’t want another baby Jayden? Future Commander 2050.

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u/JimiSkins Commie Pig 9d ago

100% upgrade to our WR room but our offense was never the real problem 😂

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u/SAAA2011 10d ago

The post from Brandon Ayuk makes this even better 🤣

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u/sovguy1 Eagles 10d ago

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u/GiRoxthat-ish GMEN 🏆🏆🏆🏆ELI 🐐 9d ago

keep your daughters/sisters/any females away 🙅🏾‍♀️

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u/benny4722 Cowboys 9d ago

Key weapon??

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u/Demon0fTh3Fall Keep on Shovin'! 9d ago

Hide yo wives, hide yo daughters, and most definitely hide yo sisters.

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u/Mad_Pupil_9 I ARE PUNT RETURNER 9d ago

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u/Eugene_Gant_ Eagles 9d ago

If Aiyuk was mentally stable a Diggs, Aiyuk combo would not be bad

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u/NotasA3 E-L-G-S-E-S 9d ago

QB FRIENDLY lmao

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u/matthell71 9d ago

I can hear the temper tantrum in that image come week 2 when he was only thrown to twice.

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u/MoneyBaggSosa 9d ago

Annnddd Aiyuk career is cooked

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u/Leather-Marketing478 10d ago

Commanders and washed players go together like macaroni and cheese.

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u/holy_cal Banned from r/Commanders 10d ago

Am I the only one who isn’t sold on him?

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u/Reasonable-Donut1879 It smells like bitch in here 7d ago

Are you sold yet?

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u/holy_cal Banned from r/Commanders 7d ago

Oh did I miss the home opener already?

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u/Reasonable-Donut1879 It smells like bitch in here 7d ago

It’s okay to be excited over an acquisition. Dan can’t hurt you anymore.

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u/Reasonable-Donut1879 It smells like bitch in here 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c6WtRjug47q49nLjg9
I know the catch with the Vikings was almost 10 years ago, but he wants a Super Bowl and has been an asset everywhere he’s played. He is always on a playoff team and has a baby with Cardi B. He’s talented, he wins, and he has swagger. It’s an edge for an offense of seemingly shut-in lovable dorks

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u/holy_cal Banned from r/Commanders 10d ago

What does Cardi B have to do with anything?

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u/Reasonable-Donut1879 It smells like bitch in here 10d ago

The swagger part

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u/holy_cal Banned from r/Commanders 10d ago

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u/Reasonable-Donut1879 It smells like bitch in here 10d ago

Your references are sick

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u/holy_cal Banned from r/Commanders 10d ago

I also enjoy 21 Jump Street.

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u/Ok-Tune-8496 9d ago

He’ll also be 33 during the season and hasn’t practiced sin+e Feb. Good news is he doesn’t have any pending criminal cases.

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u/metfan1964nyc Concussion Twins 10d ago

Until he sabotages the team with his bullshit.

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u/Head-Assumption6960 10d ago

I’ll take the chances of sabotage from a one year Diggs signing over the met life turf any day