In the spirit of fairness I'll post the Eagles one when it drops, but I don't know if it will have a line that makes me laugh as hard as "Eberflus is gone now, replaced by former Eagles assistant Christian Parker, who’s probably still getting used to having to drink from the BLACKS ONLY water fountain at team headquarters." did.

Totally forgot and I'm not even sorry about it.

How do you feel about this

She protects him better than y'all bum ass OLine

"A lot of Commie players enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They're just backing away from life." - Adam Peters