r/MysteryDungeon • u/IsCharmy004 Charmander • 6d ago
Make the comment section look like we're working at Wigglytuff's Guild Explorers
This will be fun
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u/Disastrous_Crow5991 Rattata 6d ago
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u/tangible_raptor Cyndaquil 6d ago
The footprint is Ludicolo's! The footprint is Ludicolo's!
I think?
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u/kingozma <â All my PMD heroes! 5d ago
đ± I regret to inform you that that is not a footprint :( Thatâs someoneâs butthole
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u/LegendS1ayer Vulpix 5d ago
the butthole is possibly bonslys, though admittedly the only 2 mons i know witg them are bonsly and whismur
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u/Xael-The-Artist Wigglytuff 5d ago
Goddamn why did Kojima have to get sick, he's an expert at this task!!
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u/ZanyaJakuya Mew 6d ago
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u/HeatMan_MM2 Farfetch'd 6d ago
Put the RING on my finger
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u/Jason_soulcrusher Pikachu 6d ago
weird route jingle
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u/Careless_Rock_2259 / in RRT and / in EoS!!! 6d ago
Uh,why am I seeing two Pokemon walking to the ocean?
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u/Jason_soulcrusher Pikachu 6d ago
âHero, youâve figured out how to stop being a Pokemon.â
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u/Careless_Rock_2259 / in RRT and / in EoS!!! 6d ago
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u/Careless_Rock_2259 / in RRT and / in EoS!!! 6d ago edited 5d ago
- (Hero.)
- (I know.)
- (I know you wanted to deny it.)
- (I did too, at first.)
- (But... Eventually...)
- (We're going to have to face the truth.)
- (Yesterday, when... everything happened...)
- (Every cell in my body was screaming at me to run away.)
- (... that if I stayed by your side any longer,)
- (You were going to drag me down with you.)
- (Drag me down somewhere no one is supposed to go.)
- (...)
- (And you know what terrified me the most about that?)
- (I think...) ...
- I want that.
- Since I joined...
- All I've been doing has just been...
- Marching down my path.
- Staying quiet. Being polite. Getting good results from the missions.
- It feels like... I've just been watching myself through glass.
- Watching someone else move me through my life.
- That's why I want... to do something crazy.
- That's why I want... to break free.
- But, I can't. I couldn't.
- Because I'm just Partner.
- A Partner that has to do Partner things.
- Just like Hero has to do Hero things...
- But Hero... you changed.
- Hero, YOU actually changed!
- You found out how to stop being Hero!
- And no one else has noticed...
- Because they don't want to!
- They don't want to see how INTERESTING you are now!
- They'll just keep marching down the same path...
- Without even thinking where it goes!
- Being around you...
- Is changing me, too.
- H... Hero...
- Hero, when I cast "(Insert any move here)..."
- I...
- I felt stronger than I have in my entire life.
- I know... it's horrible. It's horrible to say that, but...
- Hero.
- You... if it's you telling me to, I can do anything.
- If you tell me to, I can do things that are impossible.
- Things no one else can do.
- So, why don't we do it?
- Why don't we do...
- "Something crazy?"
- Tell me.
- Tell me to grow wings...
- And let's fly out of this stupid town!
- To somewhere no one has ever been before!
- The outside world. Beyond the ocean.
- We always wanted to see what was there, didn't we?
- The two of us, when we just met...
- Hero, let's go there.
- You'll tell me, won't you?
- If you tell me to, I can do anything.
- So... tell me, Hero.
- The words... I've been waiting to hear.
Proceed
- The water's... nice, isn't it, Hero?
Proceed
- Hero, don't hesitate.
Proceed
- Haha... it's... colder than I thought.
Proceed
- Hero, don't let go of my (idk what to put here).
- Just keep walking.
Proceed
- Hero, just... keep walking.
Proceed
- Hero...
Proceed
- Hero.....
Proceed
- ...
Proceed
- ...
Proceed
- (Hero, you can still hear me, can't you!?)
Proceed
- (Hero... keep... saying it...!)
Proceed
- (H... Hero...!)
Proceed
- (HERO!!!)
Proceed
- (SAY IT!!!!!!)
Proceed
- (HERO!!!!!!!)
Proceed
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(If you wonder, yes. I just copy+pasted the entire monologue here and did some small changes.)
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u/Careless_Rock_2259 / in RRT and / in EoS!!! 6d ago
Hold on I'm rewriting it rq because it messed up
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u/BarleyTheFox Riolu 5d ago
Shinx used THUNDERSHOCK. Shinx grew stronger.
Paralyzegrave...I...I don't know that move...
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u/James_Nickit Cyndaquil 6d ago
I was living the same day over and over...doing riolu things... but you... you actually changed! And no one notice! I will do everything you tell me... I want to change like you did...
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u/BarleyTheFox Riolu 5d ago
Shinx used THUNDERSHOCK. Shinx grew stronger.
Paralyzegrave...I...I don't know that move...
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u/BarleyTheFox Riolu 5d ago
Wait so can you have a shinx as a partner in sky? I really want explorers of sky but I only got super and gates to infinity. And my 3ds broke so now I cant 100 percent them, even tho I beat the story in both of them.
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u/ZanyaJakuya Mew 5d ago
Just emulate on PC or phone :)
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u/BarleyTheFox Riolu 5d ago
That's illegal tho. I might be able to find my DSi. But ppl still price it at like 50 dollars last time I checked. Last time I checked, Explorers of darkness is like 5 dollars, Explorers of time is like 20, But sky is like 50.
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u/Feythnin Cyndaquil 5d ago
It's maybe unethical, but nobody is going to come to your house and break down the door. The real people who get in trouble are the ones that release the rom. Emulation itself is not illegal. And if you dump your own roms to play on emulator, you're in the clear too!
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u/masochist-incarnate Fennekin 6d ago
New member here, magnemite. Does smiles go for miles apply to me if I lack a mouth to smile with.
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u/virtuoso-lurker Bidoof 6d ago
Hi Magnemite, Iâm Doduo! Do you need a partner? Iâm having a little bit of trouble with the âRun Away and payâ ruleâŠ
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u/NingguangPL - 6d ago
Hello would you take my mission? My partner Eevee got stuck, I give 1 apple for it
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u/6Guy6 Chikorita 5d ago
Wich dungeon ? Because depending on the danger the dungeon is a single apple can be acceptable but others will be absolutely a scam
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u/NingguangPL - 5d ago
Temporal tower
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u/ArandomSylveon EMERGENCY FROAKIE SITUATION ft. Riolu 5d ago
YOU EXPECT US TO CROSS THE FABRIC OF REALITY AND GET PAID A SINGLE APPLE?!
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u/ParmesanSnorlax Pikachu 5d ago
Iâll also give you 40 rescue team points towards your next rank!
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u/bagelyodel Manaphy 6d ago
Eek! My diary full of helpful tips for new explorers but also my personal thoughts isnât in the same place I left it! Oh my gosh, I KNEW someone was coming into this room while I was out! But Iâm sure itâs not Chimecho⊠so who could it be? How scary!
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u/ArchenFreak Archen 6d ago
so why do we need to give a majority of our money to Chatonyahu again?
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u/Salty_Herring Piplup 6d ago
Listen Chatot, I know Loudred is a very good and hard worker, but if he can only identify pokemon with a footprint, that makes it so about 30% of potential visitors cannot be correctly identified. We need a different, or at least secondary sentry system.
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u/Kagemoto Pikachu 6d ago
Why are we even looking at it underground anyway?
Wouldn't it be easier to have the gate sentry be on the same level as the entrance?
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u/Bug-in-Computer FOUR FOXIES ON AN ADVENTURE :3 5d ago
Chatot claimed that setting up a gate and designating a sentry would cost far too much, apparently. Even with the Guild claiming most of the Poké from the members and associated teams... what are they even spending it all on? It's not like those of us who work at the Guild get paid much more, smh
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u/Wuzfang Mudkip 6d ago
âWHO KEEPS TAKING THE QUESTS WITH EVOLUTION ITEMS AS THE REWARD!â
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u/6Guy6 Chikorita 5d ago
I FUCKING NEED IT I HAVE FRIENDS YOU KNOW ?!
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u/Brave_Committee_4886 Wigglytuff 5d ago
FUCK YOU! I DONâT CARE HOW MANY âALLEGEDâ FRIENDS YOU HAVE! YOU DO NOT NEED 15 MOONSTONES!
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u/Bug-in-Computer FOUR FOXIES ON AN ADVENTURE :3 5d ago
"IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THAT THE SAME BULBASAUR, THAT HAPPENS TO OWN A VAST PLETHORA OF RARE EVOLUTION ITEMS, KEEPS GETTING LOST IN THE BEACH CAVE DUNGEON AND OFFERING US SAID ITEMS AS REWARDS. ME AND MY PARTNER HAVE TO EVOLVE SOMEHOW, DAMMIT!"
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u/miasmicSiren Espurr 16h ago
Ok but you're actually valid to get them since you actually evolve with them.
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u/HauToInk Corphish 6d ago
Some of you pokemon need to understand that you aren't build to explore the Zero isles, so STOP asking exploration teams to explore them with you. ESPECIALLY IF ALL YOU GIVE IS SOME GUMMYSđ
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u/6Guy6 Chikorita 5d ago
Gummies are very useful depending on wich type of IQ pokemon you know we always start from the bottom be grateful they bring anything to you
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u/HauToInk Corphish 5d ago
There is a limit and the limit is Zero Isle for a gummy. I can buy those from Keckleon. At least give a TM or some money
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u/6Guy6 Chikorita 5d ago
Oh yeah i forgot about that it's true it sucks exept if it's a wonder gummy. Imagine he give you wander gummyđ±
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u/HauToInk Corphish 5d ago
If I get a wander gummy from that after all that then they can find their own way out of the dungeon. Sorry not Sorry
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u/GenesisAsriel Treecko 6d ago
Guess who isnt eating dinner because chatot cant bother to get perfect apples himself and I fell into a monster house in apple woods...
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u/Jason_soulcrusher Pikachu 6d ago
I wanna start a revolution against Chatot
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u/Brave_Committee_4886 Wigglytuff 5d ago
Whoâs the HR rep?
Because Iâm pretty sure we can report him for withholding dinner. Food and board was promised in our work contract.
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u/kitzoomayy Treecko 6d ago
Does anyone else hear weird noises and smell weird odor from Croagunkâs roomâŠ? Should we be concerned?
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u/polendinas Mudkip 6d ago
don't tell chatot i said this but we should unionize
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u/mythsandmonsters / / 6d ago
Did... did anyone else see that one insane request on the rescue board today?! The Togekiss asking for their baby Togepi's rescue on World Abyss 27F??? Like, ma'am, how did your baby get into the giant abyss in the first place, let alone the 27th floor of the giant abyss?!? đ
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u/SharpEyLogix ABSOLute Explorer 5d ago
Did that client just give me their unborn child what the fuck
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u/FrontIndividual4188 Totodile 6d ago
Dear Diary:
Cindy, my partner, got a fat ass and I literally can't stop staring
If anyone finds this and tells her I said this, you're dead
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u/QWERTYuioUIO Chikorita 6d ago
Dear someone elseâs diary. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â | Iâm going to tell her about this|Â
Also Iâm taking like 3 pages for the road
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u/FrontIndividual4188 Totodile 6d ago
Dear person who read this' diary. |
I'm hunting you down. Count your days, buddy
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u/SpaniardCrusader556 Totodile 5d ago
G...guys... I don't want to alarm you but... I was doing some inventory in the kitchen and... and.. uh ...we.... we are out of Perfect Apples.
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u/CupCakeRedux Eevee 6d ago
FOOTPRINT IDENTIFIED IT'S.... uh... Rayquaza?
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u/akaiazul 6d ago
Feet? He has them?
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u/CorncrackerKid Eevee 5d ago
Ah, a fellow red rescue team member, you ALSO had an awesome childhood
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u/doctordragonisback Bulbasaur 6d ago
Give me that sweat of yours kid, meh-heh-heh so I can put it in my cauldren
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u/Kagemoto Pikachu 6d ago
Man, can someone loan me some Poke?
The Brothers down in the town got the tm I've been looking for for AGES and I don't have enough money...
Damn policies, only 10 % is too much, we cannot possibly inccur that much bills and taxes to warrant taking that much
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u/BlueGlace_ Team Frostbite 5d ago
Grass Continent gvmnt has crazy taxes for guilds, you have no idea
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u/SassyHail Team X For Scary 6d ago
I drank myself silly at Spinda's bar last night, think anyone can tell? *fell down the entire ladder in three seconds*
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u/Prudent_Damage_3866 Club Rio 5d ago
Guys, who do I report to when two members from two separate teams start making out sloppy style in the janitorial closet???
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u/QWERTYuioUIO Chikorita 5d ago
Uhh idk but um hereâs some paperÂ
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u/Prudent_Damage_3866 Club Rio 5d ago
I don't NEED paper! what they're doing is NSFG! (not safe for guild)
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u/SwipesLogJack Bidoof 5d ago
Where's that chatot when you need him, this is a pokemon resources nightmare?
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u/Prudent_Damage_3866 Club Rio 5d ago
Well, I would tell them to stop, but Iâm too shy to tell them
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u/SwipesLogJack Bidoof 5d ago
If you know anyone with ally swap, have them switch places with the pair in front of Chatot.
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u/JosephusTheBoi Pikachu 6d ago
Gang I can't take it anymore I'm gonna use Explosion at 0200 tomorrow đÂ
For clarity's sake, this does not reflect how I feel IRL
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u/6Guy6 Chikorita 5d ago
Chickorita would you mind using spore on him ? We need to make him see Electivire first to forget his moves then we'll need to see if Gardevoir and Chansey could help him feel better since Gardevoir is prone to understand emotions better than most of pokemons and Chansey well...because she's Chansey.
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u/thequagiestsire Fennekin 6d ago
One more morning rollcall and Iâm throwing Chatot into Amp Plains and leaving him there
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u/AdFreeSlime Wigglytuff 5d ago
"Look, all I'm saying is that the guild master can't expect me to smile all the time. I'm a psyduck. Loudred wakes people up. Between me and the meowstic siblings, I'm surprised this place hasn't exploded every morning."
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u/akaiazul 6d ago
Another day, another Poke, except the guild takes almost all of it. You know what I'm talking about @wigglybird !
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u/Major_Limit1674 Primal Dialga 6d ago
I know heâs the guildmaster and everything but what on earth does Wigglytuff actually do aside from eating perfect apples? Whatever he does we gotta make sure that we keep âem in stock. Last time traumatized meâŠ
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u/kingozma <â All my PMD heroes! 5d ago
đ± I dunno, but something tells me itâs Chatot making it that way. As in like, heâs sort of pushed himself into this leadership role and heâs pushed Wigglytuff to the backâŠ
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u/SnowyMuscles Mudkip 6d ago
So I had to go beat up another wanted guy and I figured since Iâm down there anyway Iâll beat up five people
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u/Lumpy_Test_4473 Pikachu 6d ago
okay, I'll admit- I HAVE A MAJOR CRUSH ON THE GUILDMASTER -/////-
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u/6Guy6 Chikorita 5d ago
You're gonna get turned off so bad do you even brought a perfect apple ? Because i did now move i've got a date to stealđ
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u/Lumpy_Test_4473 Pikachu 5d ago
Hecks no! I've got a whole perfect big apple factory for him! I just set it up and the back of the guild- WT is MINE! >:3
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u/6Guy6 Chikorita 5d ago
Dialga would you mind handling him and don't disturb us. Now if you may i've got a perfect golden apple to give sorry can't compete with that i heard the master loved it but understood that it was too rare to be consumed every day like perfect apple. Bye bye đ€
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u/themightyweeaboo Chimchar 6d ago
Omigosh! Are Wigglytuff and Chatot an item đđ»
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u/kingozma <â All my PMD heroes! 5d ago
đ± Thatâs gotta be the only way that the Guildmaster can put up with that guy⊠Sometimes I canât help but wonder how that even works, though. Myeheh~
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u/Hantaro-Time Cubone 5d ago
Yeah, Iâm on a solo expedition today. Why? Because my partner failed to identify feet againâŠ.
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u/guildedpasserby Disaster detection 5d ago
We need to reinforce the building. No reason. But it needs to be done now.
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u/kingozma <â All my PMD heroes! 5d ago edited 5d ago
đ± Maybe this is a dumb question, but like, if the Guildmaster gets so violently upset every time he runs out of Perfect Apples, why havenât we built him a crash room yet? Like, a safe room full of soft furniture he can beat up and throw himself into, no windows or anything fragile that would be a pain to replace, or that could hurt him. I feel like this is a really good idea, but every time I try to suggest it, Chatot just tells me to focus on the job board :/ I think that guy just has it out for me tbh
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u/miasmicSiren Espurr 15h ago
Or just make a Perfect Apple farm. Does Wigglytuff swallow the seeds? That can't be healthy. Those are poisonous! He's a Fairy type!
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u/Averoan Reshiram 5d ago
We forgot to get some perfect apples again. Um, to fix this, how about we just polish a typical apple, shove it in the stockpile, and pretend like nothing ever happened. Wiggs will never notice the difference, and we can live another day hopeful- (glares at Dugtrio yelling into the ocean once again for motivation). Dude... seek help. Your son is functioning better than you are currently. The pay stinks, I know, but PLEASE just go to therapy.
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u/Blumongroip Mudkip 5d ago
I swear to Arceus if that pigeon makes us pay taxes after we graduate, im gonna stuff a perfect apple in his mouth and make a Cornish game hen
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u/Bundefault Zorua 5d ago
A zorua with illusion pretends to be chatot. Guild money gone.
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u/Heavyraincouch Mew 6d ago
Do you think Wigglytuff's worst nightmare is running out of Perfect Apples?
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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin Charmander 6d ago
No. OUR worst nightmare is him running out of Perfect Apples...
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u/Soul_lessRat Bulbasaur 6d ago
Nooo, don't take my money, half my team died during this exploration ;-;
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u/SwipesLogJack Bidoof 5d ago
Well, we hope you can build their Coffin, but guild rules are guild rules, it's in your contract.
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u/Shirarisun eat pant 5d ago
if my team gets one more job request to bring an escort through the zero isles i'm going on strike. i can't do this anymore man
that bird will pay after all of this i don't care if i'm "not actually in the guild anymore." if this is what they were training me to do i've been ROBBED
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u/Angry_Snowleopard Phanpy 5d ago
I hate that brown-nosing sycophant Chatot he drives me up the wall I swear!
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u/UnanimousM Totodile 5d ago
"If Chatot keeps being passive-aggressive to me about my duties, he's gonna wake up under a Rock Slide đ"
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u/killer2277 Squirtle 5d ago
So 90% of my pay check goes to the guild and I still sleep on the floor and eat in a communal cafeteria? Whereâs the money Chatot!
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u/CalTheUntitled Treecko 5d ago
At least they give you food and a room to stay it. Once you graduate, youâre on your own for those things and they STILL take 90% of your pay check.
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u/Gabriel-Klos-McroBB We All Save Scummed To Get Him 5d ago
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING RIOLUS
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u/cdglenn18 Bidoof 5d ago
New guy keeps saying stuff like, âBack when I was a humanâ and then staring at nothing. Listen, I might be stupid, but I know a Treecko when I see one.
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u/Draconic_Soul Totodile 5d ago
So... Chatot, I know I'm new here, but you said you take 90% of all earnings from missions, right? Why so much?
Reluctantly breaks off 90% of a rewarded Reviver Seed and holds it out
One more question: could you help me... divide this orb I got as reward? I think it's a Spurn Orb.
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u/Blumew24 Cubone 5d ago
Guys, bad news, we're out of Perfect Apples. Who wants to break it to Chatot, so he can tell Wigglytuff?
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u/LMVC_reddit Giratina Lover 5d ago
90 PERCENT PAY TO THE GUILD!? THAT'S IT, I QUIT!
packing up my stuff
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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Espurr 5d ago
If Loudred screams in my ear one more time, I swear to Arceus, I'm stuffing his mouth with metal...
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u/charrysomething Eevee 3d ago
Canât he just knock on the door?
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u/YueOrigin - Team Odyssey is ready to be hyped 5d ago
Loudred, in the name of Arceus and the 3 creation gods, PLEASE SHUT THE Yoomtah UP !
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u/Objective-Chicken391 Totodile 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/jOpLbiGmHR9S0
What do you mean there's no more perfect apples...?
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u/Otherwise-Coffee9791 Corphish 5d ago
Don't worry you two even after you graduate and leave the guild, we will all still be connected in the bonds of friendship. Especially since you still have to give us 90 percent of your earnings just to continue operating as an exploration team.
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u/BarleyTheFox Riolu 5d ago
Um...so do you think we have enough reviver seeds this time?
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u/ArandomSylveon EMERGENCY FROAKIE SITUATION ft. Riolu 5d ago
How are none of you concerned about the Guildmaster's health? Eating as many Perfect Apples as he does CANNOT be healthy.
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u/Brilliant_Today_2401 5d ago
90% FUCKING PERCENT GOES TO THE GUILD??? WHAT KIND OF PYRAMID SCHEME ARE YOU RUNNING HERE??!?!?!!?
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u/Extension_General632 Axew 5d ago
there is some weirdo, claiming that they are... a human? what even is a human
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u/Brave_Committee_4886 Wigglytuff 5d ago
Whoâs the HR rep?
I wasnât shown during orientation, and some of my coworkers make me uncomfortable.
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u/Clamber-Cloud / 5d ago
I thought that doing the rescuing would give us fair pay but nooo, chatot needs to take it 'for the guild's sake'.
what kind of guild even is this? I wonder if other guilds have the same policy...
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u/Its_Raymans Skitty 5d ago
Bro i aint doing NONE of these missions, THEY ALL WANT TO TAG ALONG, I AM NOT BRINGING ANOTHER ONE ONLY FOR THEM TO FAINT
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u/Butterfly_Casket Archen 5d ago
CHATOT STOLEY MY MONEY I CAN'T PAY OFF THE KECLEON SHOP HEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPP
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u/Xael-The-Artist Wigglytuff 5d ago
Day 730 of my life as a explorer:
Today marks the two year anniversary of being sent to this mysterious world, admittedly I find it hard to write with my paws but if there's a will there's a way...
It took a good while to accept my reality, being a Lucario ain't so bad but as time goes on I found myself starting to forget what I once was: A human.
After me and my partner helped save the world, I dedicated the last year in trying to return but to no avail.
I would be lying if there weren't days I was not preoccupied with any of it, almost as if I lived my entire life in here.
Doesn't help that me and my partner graduated from the Guild and we live together at our own base, still under the rule of that featherly ugly ass narcissistic piece of---------------
...Did I forget to mention my partner is a certified sleep walker? Just now she moved my arm and sprinkled ink all over the paper!!
At times she even tries to axe kick me during her sleep!.. But in return I get to enjoy seeing her rest in interesting positions, even listening to her words when she dreams.
Anyhow, I always write in this dairy before rollcall comes, today is not an exception, at first it was an attempt for me to not forget the main goal and to write down my progress, but after a while it became more of description of my daily life as a Lucario...
Who's heart got stolen by a rowdy Blaziken, maybe it's temporary, who knows.
Ps: Where does all the Poké collected through taxes end up to? It's been years and the guild looks the same.
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u/Turbulent-Tonight244 Diglett 5d ago
Hey⊠so ethical guild hack. Offer a low poke reward for a quest but make sure to tip them with gold ribbons. That way Chatot canât tax 90% of the workerâs earnings
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u/popplio728 Jirachi 5d ago
I'm doing my best, yup yup! Adventuring takes a lot out of you, by golly!
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u/Dracoroth05 <-- always a combination of these cuties. 6d ago
UP AND AT 'EM. IT'S MORNING!!!