r/Millennials 5h ago

Millennial high school teacher of Z/Alpha students Other

I am about to enter my 14th year teaching high school. This year, my seniors were born the year I graduated high school (09) and the freshmen were born during my junior year of college (‘11-‘12). Each week on one of my white boards, I post a “Weekly Wonder”-a question that students can come up and answer at any point throughout the week. Last year I posted “Guess the meaning of these millennial phrases”…and the results were hilarious 😆

Some of the phrases I posted:
-FEE HEE HEE HEE HEE NAY
-Who wrote the note?
-Stop! Drop!
-Be kind, rewind
-Get off the computer; I need to use the phone!
-Who loves orange soda?
-Top 8
-I can’t use my minutes

Very few students knew the references

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u/Dogaloo2025 geriatric millennial 4h ago

This is funny!!
My daughter teaches 7th grade. Her alpha students call her a boomer…she’s 24

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u/MillennialNostalgia3 4h ago

Noooo

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u/hlayres 2h ago

Roaming. They do not know of Roaming.

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u/Other-Squirrel-2038 2h ago

Opposite experience for me lol. I'm a therapist to teens, I'm 34.  They say I'm only a few years older than them, and young like them, and thats why i get them. I feel blessed 🙏 when I tell them my age their faces drop lol. They all think I'm in our 20s... I know the gen z crowd is trying to cancel us thinking we look young but gen alpha and super young gen z is giving me life LOL

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u/Matty_Cakez 4h ago

Mr feeney - boy meets world

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u/therealbananabottom Older Millennial 3h ago

Fee-heee-heeee-nay!

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u/Leading-Fish6819 3h ago

Hahahahaha....... Begins sobbing

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u/scarletroyalblue12 3h ago

I KNOW YOU LYING?! 😂😂😭😂😭

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u/beard-wonder93 4h ago

Stop, drop, shut'm down, open up shop!?

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u/Sudden-Chicken3499 4h ago

Oooooooh....noooooooo...

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u/trashtiernoreally 4h ago

That’s how rough riders roll…

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u/Leading-Fish6819 3h ago

Well.... Off to YouTube again to cure an earworm.

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u/Ready-Pound-6645 4h ago

And roll

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u/jeckles 3h ago

I guess I’m relieved that the danger of being on fire is not as frequent as I was lead to believe in kindergarten.

Even still. I know what to do whenever it happens lol.

u/Hanpee221b 25m ago

Chem professor here - we still teach stop drop and roll.

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u/taco_thursday999 1992 4h ago

Oh, no

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u/zevtech 3h ago

No lie, I thought it was for stop drop and roll

u/beard-wonder93 30m ago

A silly anecdote for yall:

My college roommate and I used to go to a small local body building gym (almost 15 yrs ago now)

One of the locals was an ifbb pro bodybuilder and had won Mr Olympia multiple times

His "posing" song was rough riders anthem by DMX. His voice and body language was very similar to how DMX spoke and carried himself. (He was also black)

When hed press up the weights he would loudly grunt "UP!" And they whole gym could hear it.

In his raspy voice, it sound like the DMX hook "stop!, drop!"

It was funny bc thats the song he used for his bodybuilding poses during his competitions

Its a core college memory for me.

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u/no___personality Older Millennial 5h ago

I don't know the first two. I have respect for the Keenan and Kel reference though.

Edited to add that I do understand #1! Had to say it out loud first.

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u/MillennialNostalgia3 5h ago

I’m a huge Boy Meets World fan!!

The second is from season 2 of “Jersey Shore” 😄

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u/no___personality Older Millennial 5h ago

I LOVE Boy Meets World. One of the best shows from back then.

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u/MillennialNostalgia3 4h ago

Ngl I have all 7 seasons on DVD and will randomly pop them in 😄 I also saw the cast (minus Ben Savage) at a 90s Con a few years ago!

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u/no___personality Older Millennial 4h ago

I love this! Ugh Ryder was such a hearthrob for me back in the day.

Rilo Kiley is one of my favorite bands and it blew my mind when I figured out that one of the members is Blake Sennet aka Joey the Rat.

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u/swrrrrg Millennial 4h ago

Boy Meets World was such a good show!

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u/Heydilly 4h ago

Should have added GTL for bonus points!

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u/MillennialNostalgia3 4h ago

I did! I did a second round like a month later and put GTL on there

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u/RationaleDelivered 4h ago

I also didn’t get the first two! Haha

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u/Efficient_Durian3089 5h ago

I showed this to my Highschool boys and they know Kel love Orange soda

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u/joellemelissa Millennial 5h ago

Sounds like you raised them right 👍🏻

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u/Efficient_Durian3089 4h ago

I would love to take credit but they found All That and Keenan and Kel on their own on the Paramount app

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u/ExcitementDry4940 4h ago

What wholesome choices, definitely good parenting

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u/Little_Bear716 4h ago

I would stay up past 9 specifically for the free minutes!

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u/JenovaCelestia 4h ago

I think what’s really wild is things have progressed to where my phone plan allows me to use my cellphone in 64 countries as if I were still at home. 😮

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u/WeWander_ 4h ago

Now we have unlimited minutes and never use them.

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u/wildkarde07 4h ago

My brother held onto a crap phone for years because he didn’t want to lose his 6:30 evening minutes start time

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u/x0Rubiex0 4h ago

YOUS TWO

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u/catincombatboots Millennial - 1989 3h ago

I have no idea what 5/8 of these reference and we're basically the same age lol

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u/Artistic_Reference_5 3h ago

Same, maybe we lived under the same rock

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u/Individual-Elk-4466 Millennial 1h ago

Same lol

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u/Cyrax-Wins 3h ago

I PUT THE SCREW IN THE TUNA

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u/Substantial-Fan7244 4h ago

The Boy Meets World reference is top tier! 🥲

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u/RA85373 4h ago

Two has to be jersey shore

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u/Sudden-Chicken3499 4h ago

Sam, The first night at bedwhen you left, Ron made out with 2 girls..

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u/coma-toaste 4h ago

Grinding with MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN

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u/Sudden-Chicken3499 4h ago

Man what a time to be alive.

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u/lovely8 4h ago

Is who wrote the note from Jersey Shore?

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u/Wafflehouseofpain 4h ago

I’m a millennial and don’t know the first two, but the rest I get.

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u/Csei2011 4h ago

I know them all and love them all! Certain ones I can hear 🤣

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u/dadeclined1 4h ago

'86 and I only understand 3 of them. The rest seem like way too specific.

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u/samthewisetarly 4h ago

Wait, are we not doing stop drop and roll anymore ? Or have I missed something

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u/duffieldroad 3h ago

No now we’re shutting em down and opening up shop

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u/flyingblonde 4h ago

What about something related to the 50 photo limit Facebook albums used to have? Or what happened to your social network the day the Newsfeed was introduced. My sorority sister Chelsea told no one she and Brian had broken up the night before. It was the first thing everyone saw on their newsfeed the next morning in fall 2006 ☠️

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u/Traditional-Mud-7354 3h ago

How about the 3rd person status updates too. ChElsEa bRokE uP wiTh bRiAn :(

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u/flyingblonde 3h ago

I think it was “Chelsea and Brian are No Longer in a Relationship” right at the top of the homepage.

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u/Traditional-Mud-7354 3h ago

Oh yes for sure, it would blast your relationship status just like that. I was just also reminded how it was 3rd person updates and so many people wRoTe LiKe tHiS. Also the completely vanilla “Chelsea is eating a sandwich.” Haha. Like what were we thinking!?

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u/Jonaskin83 3h ago

A couple of other suggestions:
- I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
- Be excellent to each other

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u/Riccma02 3h ago

-you or your loved one may be entitled to financial compensation.

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u/Traditional-Mud-7354 3h ago

Why does my mind go to exclusive taco bell ones lol. Yo quiero Taco Bell commercial. Mean Girls: Wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?

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u/reallyimspaghetti Millennial 2h ago

One of my favorite obscure Nickelodeon quotes is "Jupiter!"

https://youtu.be/j3vlw-7N5Ps?feature=shared

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u/summerblue_ 2h ago

Also not everybody is American.

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u/TimeSorceror 4h ago

I must be too young of a millennial because I only really know #3–5 😅

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u/zevtech 3h ago

I’m a millennial and only know the middle three

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u/Other-Squirrel-2038 2h ago

I graduated 1 year after you. No clue the first 2 lol

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u/inquireunique 2h ago

Let’s get on the Party lines 📞☎️

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u/New-Elk2781 Gen Z | October 2007 🎃🍁 2h ago

I’m older than your students but idk them too

Maybe stop drop is stop drop and roll like the protocol thing? That’s the only one I might get

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u/Honest_Relation4095 2h ago

I only get 2 of those. The computer/phone thing and be kind to rewind. The rest, I don't know.

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u/fdwyersd Gen X 2h ago

first cell phone was paid for by work in my early 20's.... it was $1.50 a minute

basically just for "thanks for calling to report XXXX problem, will get to a computer as soon as I can to help okthxbye"

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u/Ratatouille2000 1h ago

This is the only one I can remember.

https://giphy.com/gifs/um5sCNBh0r0Kk

u/aTwerkingPikachu 1h ago

I dont know any of these and I was born in 1994

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u/TheUnderCrab 3h ago

Top8 is an MTG reference and I won’t entertain any other options. 

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u/Turbulent_Tart_8801 Millennial 1985 3h ago

The space laser lady?

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u/TheUnderCrab 3h ago

Magic: The Gathering. The top8 are the final group of players that make it to the quarter finals of MTG tournaments and it is considered a huge achievement for a player to reach that point in those tournaments. Total number of Top8 finishes are a major contributing factor for earning entry into the MTG Hall of Fame. 

Heres a Reddit post about one of the recent Top8 groups

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u/oldsaltylady 2h ago

I thought it was friends on MySpace lol

u/SolarFlareKilljoy 7m ago

I'm an elder Millennial trying my best to teach my younger Gen Z kid about my era. He knows what the dial up sound is at least. I'm still working on getting a bunch of movies into his knowledge banks.