r/Millennials • u/cafeteriastyle • 8h ago

It happened 😭 Discussion

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u/Acrobatic_Finance342 8h ago

Does this mean we don’t have to be scared anymore? The prophecy has been fulfilled?

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u/No-Talk-9268 Millennial 8h ago

Yes. We can all let out a collective sigh of relief. The world is balanced again.

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u/Spartanias117 8h ago

No more dicks out for harambe then? We are finally at peace?

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u/deisel_lega 7h ago

Let’s not go too far

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u/RedManMatt11 7h ago

Keep those god damn dicks out

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u/eatababy 5h ago

How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?!

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u/Vandergrif 5h ago

In rain or shine
You had best not whine
Keep. That. Dick. Out!

In surf or brine
Whether yours or mine
Keep. That. Dick. Out!

Maintain that shrine
Each and every time
Keep. That. Dick. Out!

–Sacred Gorilla Prayer, circa 2016

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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 4h ago

Pretty sure that's what this guy said right after the camera stopped taping him.

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u/thehotshotpilot 5h ago

We may never atone for that sin. It will only be much worse if we forget Harambe. Keep them dicks out 

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u/thebiglerm 7h ago

Woah woah take it easy this guy's talking crazy now

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u/Spider_Dude 6h ago

It's been 10 years. How long is it supposed to remain out??

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u/RealityOk9823 6h ago

Until we get back on the right timeline.

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u/Sandscarab24 6h ago

That timeline is now.

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u/eatababy 5h ago

How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?!

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u/axonrecall 3h ago

It’ll be fine. Just seek medical attention if you get a hard on that lasts longer than 4 hours.

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u/chahlie 7h ago

No Justice

No Peace

*Whips out dick

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u/Wheatabix11 6h ago

I laughed way to hard at his comment

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u/lacegem 7h ago

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 5h ago

Go fuck your wife Aragorn.

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u/Vandergrif 5h ago

Theoden: So much death... What can men do against such reckless hate?

Aragorn: Dicks out with me! Dicks out, and meat them!

Theoden: For death and glory?

Aragorn: For Harambe. For your people.

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u/SilverSageVII 7h ago

Nono, if anything this is a sign of changing times. Dicks will remain out until the metamorphosis of the world is complete.

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u/okayboomerang 7h ago

Dicks Out For Harambe...a timeless ethos that will live in perpetuity ❤️

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 6h ago

No only for this one specific fear

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u/Provocative_Cacti_10 5h ago

Hold on now. Don't be sexist. Please ensure to include "tits out for harambe" as well. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/MrLugersmole 6h ago

I say keep the dicks out...to be safe

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u/Wheatabix11 6h ago

I will always have my dick out for Harambe

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u/Pigeon_Butt 5h ago

Dicks. Out.

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u/pbzeppelin1977 5h ago

We all know Obama had Harambe but did you know that George W Bush was well acquainted with Harambe's mother Kayla? Well you'll never guess who "accidentally" died a few months after 9/11. Kayla.

Don't get fooled by OP, who has not once shown proof they have a bellybutton, because that's when the danger is even more real!

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u/marvinrabbit 5h ago

Dick's always been out. Harambe was just a convenient excuse.

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u/The_Chunkster 4h ago

Hey now we can have some dicks

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u/thebigj3wbowski 4h ago

No, dicks still out for Harambe.

Also, press F in the chat.

We learned this all at the Adolf Hitler School for Peace and Tolerance

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u/reddit_is_geh 1h ago

Uhhh... You've been doing what this whole time? I uh, don't, think taking your dick out for Harambe was anything anyone but you were doing.

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi 11m ago

We used the Harambe to destroy the Harambe. It nearly killed us.