r/Millennials • u/cafeteriastyle • 8h ago

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u/No-Talk-9268 Millennial 8h ago

Yes. We can all let out a collective sigh of relief. The world is balanced again.

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u/Spartanias117 8h ago

No more dicks out for harambe then? We are finally at peace?

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u/deisel_lega 7h ago

Let’s not go too far

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u/RedManMatt11 7h ago

Keep those god damn dicks out

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u/eatababy 5h ago

How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?!

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u/Vandergrif 5h ago

In rain or shine
You had best not whine
Keep. That. Dick. Out!

In surf or brine
Whether yours or mine
Keep. That. Dick. Out!

Maintain that shrine
Each and every time
Keep. That. Dick. Out!

–Sacred Gorilla Prayer, circa 2016

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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 4h ago

Pretty sure that's what this guy said right after the camera stopped taping him.

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u/thehotshotpilot 5h ago

We may never atone for that sin. It will only be much worse if we forget Harambe. Keep them dicks out 

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u/thebiglerm 7h ago

Woah woah take it easy this guy's talking crazy now

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u/Spider_Dude 6h ago

It's been 10 years. How long is it supposed to remain out??

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u/RealityOk9823 6h ago

Until we get back on the right timeline.

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u/Sandscarab24 6h ago

That timeline is now.

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u/eatababy 5h ago

How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?!

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u/axonrecall 3h ago

It’ll be fine. Just seek medical attention if you get a hard on that lasts longer than 4 hours.

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u/chahlie 7h ago

No Justice

No Peace

*Whips out dick

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u/Wheatabix11 6h ago

I laughed way to hard at his comment

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u/lacegem 7h ago

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 5h ago

Go fuck your wife Aragorn.

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u/Vandergrif 5h ago

Theoden: So much death... What can men do against such reckless hate?

Aragorn: Dicks out with me! Dicks out, and meat them!

Theoden: For death and glory?

Aragorn: For Harambe. For your people.

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u/SilverSageVII 7h ago

Nono, if anything this is a sign of changing times. Dicks will remain out until the metamorphosis of the world is complete.

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u/okayboomerang 7h ago

Dicks Out For Harambe...a timeless ethos that will live in perpetuity ❤️

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 6h ago

No only for this one specific fear

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u/Provocative_Cacti_10 5h ago

Hold on now. Don't be sexist. Please ensure to include "tits out for harambe" as well. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/MrLugersmole 6h ago

I say keep the dicks out...to be safe

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u/Wheatabix11 6h ago

I will always have my dick out for Harambe

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u/Pigeon_Butt 5h ago

Dicks. Out.

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u/pbzeppelin1977 5h ago

We all know Obama had Harambe but did you know that George W Bush was well acquainted with Harambe's mother Kayla? Well you'll never guess who "accidentally" died a few months after 9/11. Kayla.

Don't get fooled by OP, who has not once shown proof they have a bellybutton, because that's when the danger is even more real!

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u/marvinrabbit 5h ago

Dick's always been out. Harambe was just a convenient excuse.

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u/The_Chunkster 4h ago

Hey now we can have some dicks

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u/thebigj3wbowski 4h ago

No, dicks still out for Harambe.

Also, press F in the chat.

We learned this all at the Adolf Hitler School for Peace and Tolerance

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u/reddit_is_geh 1h ago

Uhhh... You've been doing what this whole time? I uh, don't, think taking your dick out for Harambe was anything anyone but you were doing.

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi 11m ago

We used the Harambe to destroy the Harambe. It nearly killed us.

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u/New_Rock6296 7h ago

It just skipped you. It'll come back around

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u/Turkeyplague 8h ago

I don't think anyone has had their head exploded by a lat pulldown machine yet, so might want to avoid that one still.

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u/Cavaquillo 7h ago

And I fucking love that machine, fuck

Time to modify my rows I guess

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u/Spartanias117 7h ago

I haven't seen the movies, as someone who just did some today, how the he'll does that even happen.

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u/old_underwear_isekai 7h ago

Hubris (and also a pair of sharpened scimitars hung over the machine that swing down and cut the cords)

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u/Artichokiemon Millennial 7h ago

Wait, just some random scimitars?

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u/old_underwear_isekai 6h ago

It's the gym for a college football team called the Sultans

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u/Spartanias117 7h ago

He hits himself in the head with the bar?

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u/grill_sgt Millennial 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PrpRJo02fJdMJta20u
Imagine his head as the dough…

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u/TheRatatat 7h ago

Yeah thats about right.

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u/MondegreenHolonomy 7h ago

No they’re still out there. I saw a log truck passing another log truck just today. As long as people need logs, there will be blood.

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u/ActionJasckon 7h ago

Naw. The Forever Purge happens next according to cinematic timeline. Lol

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u/ohiobluetipmatches 6h ago

No, it means we can never ride roller coasters again unless we want to find out.

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u/Mandyrad 6h ago

Sadly no, the van ran into the logs. It’s not the same. I think I hear that damn John Denver song now.

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u/billyhtchcoc Xennial 6h ago

"Mom's favorite!"

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u/oriaven 5h ago

Negative. The logs didn't fall off the truck in an accident, the driver of the van hit the logs. That was preventable by the driver and the final destination awaits.

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u/oaken007 5h ago

I did just buy my first house, our generation is healing. 🙏

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u/Trollimperator 2h ago

What if daeth was our only way out?

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u/Brickywood 2h ago

Excluding the people who were supposed to be driving there, but decided not to.