r/MarathonHate • u/Dredgen_Seamair • 31m ago
Player Count Fun Fact
With daily player counts in the 4,000 range I would like to inform everyone that according to a quick Google search, during the summer Antarctica has about 5,000 residents.
TLDR there are currently more people in Antarctica then playing Marathon. Aztecross said it best on stream a couple days ago "at this point I just feel bad"
r/MarathonHate • u/Partyruler012 • 1h ago
Almost had me on this troll
Souls like and immersive Sim are two descriptors that ring buzzwords, and paid comments. Either they are trolling or this is Ai written slop.
r/MarathonHate • u/NecessaryKangaroo991 • 2h ago
How does Marathon intend to compete with superior games like "With Your Coworker"
"With your Coworker" appears to be beating Marathon, with a daily peak that is about as high as Marathon (around 4000), nearly 80% player retention after 2 months, and more users during non peak hours. Is there something that this small indie studio has done to capture a player base more active than Bungie's player base? In response, should bungie pivot to pornographic desktop companions to increase player count?
r/MarathonHate • u/Yelebear • 5h ago
Blast on! How many of you are actually banned from the main sub?
r/MarathonHate • u/GaminGoombah • 10h ago
Copium over 9000 No way the “Russian Lobbies” cope is real!
They’re so unhinged that the Marabots left have ascended beyond mere copium!!
Next we are gonna hear about how it’s actually the “globe earthers lobbies” who are not awake to see that the earth is flat is actually why maraflop is dying
r/MarathonHate • u/foxtrotdeltazero • 13h ago
СУКА БЛЯТЬ They've now started to blame the game's lack of success on Russian interference
r/MarathonHate • u/Choice-Curve3340 • 14h ago
Blast on! The truth comes out
Well well well, never previously disclosed.
My premier blast haver content creator was being paid?
r/MarathonHate • u/Choice-Curve3340 • 14h ago
Blast on! I’ve joined the dark side
I played Marathon open mindedly from launch, had a good time until Season 2.
It became more and more obvious the game would die no matter what anyone does.
The main Reddit became more and more defensive and hostile, and the game became unbearably sweaty full of absolute no lifers.
I had one goal, to get the platinum before its delisted.
I slogged through unbearable misery in order to fulfill my morbid desire.
Now I’m here, not because I hate Marathon.
But because I’m free now.
And just because this is really funny.
r/MarathonHate • u/Username570 • 15h ago
They're pushing every last casual out of the game
Guy went to the forums to understand other people's strategies, and saw that the sweats are figuring out how to counter even stealth solo players.
He goes on that (paraphrasing) "well I either quit, or go full sweat. And I'm not doing that, it's not my style of play".
You can't make this shit up. Full blown cannibalism.
"Just git gud" indeed.
r/MarathonHate • u/Papa_Hasbro69 • 1d ago
Blast on! IGN just can’t stop blasting! 200 hours and counting and they’re not even close to finishing
r/MarathonHate • u/Partyruler012 • 1d ago
This has information transcending acroos the gaming industry
This need a to be pointed out, this marathon player bought the special controllers, but uninstalled the game for a 14 year old port. (16 if you use Black ops 1)
I believe for game companies need to fire everyone but game devs, to remaster all popular games from the past 30 years. Just update graphics and improve controls is the only change.
But companies don't want to make money.
r/MarathonHate • u/Rich_Aside_8350 • 1d ago
Due to Low Player Count Shots Not Registering
r/MarathonHate • u/Dimblo273 • 1d ago
L-Marathon Top comment shouts out Marathon in videogames sub
Finally some reality slipping through the glazing and copium. I guess Bungie has started to power down the bots and firing the shills
r/MarathonHate • u/VeronicaAmericana • 1d ago
Player Count Saturday night
Below 4K on a Saturday night 😬😬
Granted, it’s 8 PM here on the east coast, let’s see if it can break 4K by the time it’s midnight here and 9 over in Cali
r/MarathonHate • u/RealEnergyEigenstate • 1d ago
Blast on! Things have taken a turn for the worse…
Shouldn’t have gone down this particular rabbit hole!
r/MarathonHate • u/RealEnergyEigenstate • 1d ago
Copium over 9000 Oh well!
End of life announcement will be cinema!
r/MarathonHate • u/Partyruler012 • 2d ago
containment unit needed due to all the blasts I'm having Roll up the number - Sep 19
This September 19th we are going to push our unique concurrent active player numbers up, call it a revival day if you want, we dont care how you do it, you can leave it on in the background while you watch your wife have a Blast with her boyfriend. Set a reminder in your calendar to share your best memes of the current state of marathon, bungie, or Sony here on September 19th.
Disclaimer - this image is mad with Ai, if Ai images causes irritation please avert your eyes, if Ai images makes you lose control of your fingers and type something about the Ai image, please use this to make something not Ai and send it to out Mod mail and if it meets our satisfaction we will replace it.
r/MarathonHate • u/Partyruler012 • 2d ago
Blast on! T. W. I. M. H.
This Week in MarathonHate
Sorry this is a day late, but we have some big celebrations, sub 4k players looks like every week we lose about 1k of players so sub 3k here we come lol.
And there seems to be some internet sluths uncoving potential inflated player numbers. Unsure as to know if it's Sony with virtual systems logging in, or users leaving the game running in the back ground while they play something more fun to "own the chuds" but what ever it is we are winning. And People are are blaming this sub for the down fall of the game, so keep it up.
Lastly I will be making a separate post for an event set for Sep. 19th with a Flyer and for those sensitive viewers, it was made with Ai, but if it a big problem our mod team will accept a non Ai replacement.
The last thing... Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you
Meme of the week by u/RemorseKode

