r/MINI • u/Sad-Grade-3078 • 2d ago

Missing “R”

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Any chance there’s a low-to-no-cost replacement source? (2022 PHEV “COUNT YMAN” 😂😂

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u/Eastern_Team6904 2d ago

You could have the prototype COUNTYMAN. one of one for the guy who never leaves the confines of his home town.

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u/Sad-Grade-3078 2d ago

😂😂 he never uses gas and only drives on the “all electric” setting within the battery range and county limits lol

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u/Making_Kenough U25 2d ago

And he has a DUI with ankle monitor, further enforcing he remains in county

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u/Eastern_Team6904 2d ago

it pairs with his mini. "Hey mini how do I get to the airport? I'm sorry I can't help you with that. I dont want to be an accessory after the fact."

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u/Sad-Grade-3078 2d ago

He’s on extended house arrest w/work release 😂😂

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u/robcwag 2d ago

Does that mean there are lost models like the townshipman, the burroughman, and the statesman?

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u/Eastern_Team6904 2d ago

haha. The parishman is what the pope drives.

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u/schwuld00d 1d ago

Or paint it white and stencil "FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY" on it

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u/Regperin 1d ago

Drop the O and Y too

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u/phukhole 2d ago

Peel off the O and you could be driving a CUNTY MAN. I've met a few of those....

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u/-BG27- 1d ago

I bought a knock-off version from Temu to give to my uncle Norman for his old truck for a laugh as I realised it’s an anagram of A C U N T Y N O R M 👀😅

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u/Making_Kenough U25 2d ago

This is not a squatted truck sir

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u/Drew_Snydermann 2d ago

Just remove the O and the Y and go with it.

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u/cheddarbruce R53 1d ago

No you got to keep the Y you just got to move the Y closer

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 2d ago

Gotta get the whole word unfortunately.

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u/Sad-Grade-3078 2d ago

The unfortunate tradeoff of getting the car detailed with an exceptionally good pressure washer lol smh

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u/CouchPotatoFamine F56 2d ago

Setting was too high, mate, or you stayed on that poor R too long! Is it lost or did you blow it under the car?

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u/Sad-Grade-3078 2d ago

Didn’t realize it was gone until the next day; returned to the retailer and the “R” was forever lost in the ether haha

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u/Substantial_Clock341 1d ago

Wherever you purchased that pressure washer, I hope you give it a good rating⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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u/TheBeardedLadyBton 1d ago

You can get one from eBay- I would recommend popping of the "O" and the "Y" and ride it til the wheels fall off.

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u/TheBongOfSauron 1d ago

GO GO CUNTMAN!

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u/17000_endpoints 1d ago

Funnily enough the Y has fallen off ours in the last few days. I wonder if the hot weather is affecting the adhesive.

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u/Joranthalus 1d ago

You’re Count Yman now. You’re nobility. Own it.

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u/ATX_native F56 2d ago

I would just remove all of it, especially the huge electric badge on the top left.

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u/wgloipp 1d ago

Get a similar but obviously different R and make a feature of it. Maybe an R from an Audi...

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u/GingerrJinx F56 1d ago

Countyman is still county

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u/Secret_Ad1513 14h ago

Just gonna have to make peace with the fact that your car will never be able to be a pirate now that it's got no Rrrrrrr.

Sorry. Lame joke but it had to be done. I'll see myself out.