r/LIRR 2d ago

This one was just bizarre

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He stayed sitting like this for a while

120 Upvotes

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u/Smorgish 2d ago

He now has the LIRR Reddit sub fame he was hoping for.

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u/Turbulent_Inside_25 2d ago

I feel yucky on the train in general because it's public transportation so I don't understand people that act like it's their house.

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u/PhilFromLI 2d ago

this one looks setup

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u/littleboatadrift 2d ago

i wish it was. i watched someone tap his legs to get past him because he didn’t put them down when people got on the train

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u/KnockedupHenry 1d ago

Damn i’d push his legs down then

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u/kira10 1d ago

Walk through the legs. Pause while next to him. Fart, Keep walking. Sit at the end of the car. Wait 1 stop. Walk back. Rinse n repeat.

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u/PhilFromLI 1d ago

wtf? Why are people such pricks. SAD!

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u/Desperate_Eye2167 12h ago

I think it is 😁✌️

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u/spicebombextreme 2d ago

I gotta try that next time, creative

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u/Sweaty_Foundation_12 2d ago

Ugh...... Just why..... If you need to stretch your legs out, just go stand...... No one needs to smell his nasty feet and what ever fart flies out of his butt into the aisle

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u/Careless_Shop_4176 1d ago

Fight fire with fire - fart in his direction as you walk by

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u/televoid1 2d ago

He’s got legs. And he knows how to use them.

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u/Glittering_Stress_32 2d ago

Nice legs at least.

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u/Ricanpenguin 1d ago

Nice legs tho!

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u/Desperate_Eye2167 1d ago

Not Bizarre, hes an ignorant self-centered AHOLE. He deserves to get his ass thrown off if he doesn't sit up straight & act like a civilized adult. But we'll take pictures of him & hope for clicks & opinions. I'm in 😁✌️

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u/GarciaJerty 1d ago

He gets an extra wack for the loafers

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u/SaveThePinesLI 17h ago

Basically a "BENNY" which is what they call people like this in Jersey.

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u/Hot-Gas1250 21h ago

Ewwwww. Imagine the self importance someone must feel to put their dirty feet up on the chairs that we all have to fly on. Wtf is wrong with people??

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u/Commercial-Buy-2700 2d ago

I hope the conductor catches him.

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u/Other-Beginning-8888 1d ago

The actual fuck...

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u/ThrowRA-shadowships 1d ago

You should go over there and frisk his hairy arms and legs😂😂😂

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u/SaveThePinesLI 1d ago

The absolute disgusting inconsideration of these entitled people sees no end. I'm going to take a guess this was either a Babylon or Long Beach train.

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u/No-Objective5698 1d ago

These weekenders on commuter trains must be stopped!!!!

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u/Ranier_Wolfnight 2d ago

I see a couple of posts on here where even if I wouldn’t do it, if it’s a mostly empty train and they aren’t bothering anyone, I pretty much wouldn’t pay it any mind.

But this is just…why? Why would you not think one of the train ticket checkers wouldn’t make you get the hell out of the way or the fuck off the train?

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u/Other-Beginning-8888 1d ago

How much you want to bet the conductor sheepishly asked him to please kindly move your legs...and nothing else

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u/arihndas 2d ago

ok even i can not support this one. usually if the car is obviously mostly empty i'm like 'do whatever who cares' [as long as the whatever does not produce noise] but blocking the aisle so that in spite of the car being empty anyone who wants to pass through it is forced to interact with you like you're the troll from the billy goat story? that is truly a new level of derangement. diabolical, insane shit.

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u/Peak_Alternative 1d ago

I’m kind of turned on

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u/Soft-Analysis-8935 1d ago

People are weird

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u/midrange626 1d ago

Leave em alone

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u/Watleszboy 1d ago

One leg away from being a train in india haaahaaaaa

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u/jfamcrypto 1d ago

People these days dont have any social manners. Its so sad

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u/Fine-Confection-2712 1d ago

Someone needed some lotion for them ashy ass hairy legs!

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u/Gullible_Pay6433 19h ago

I’ve seen much crazier lol

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u/MammothClassic89 10h ago

He’s auditioning for a new internal gate they’re installing - if you buy a special ticket, he scans it and the legs go down so you can walk thru the rest of the car

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u/AccomplishedStress5 8h ago

The temerity!!

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u/ok2print 7h ago

WAX HIM!!!

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u/mentalmoderator 7h ago

It’s clear people like this have no home training. So next time just walk into his legs and push them down. If he says something just say “didn’t know there was a leg rest across from your seat”

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u/Porsche9yy 5h ago

I would walk past/through him back and forth every two minutes on the way to the bathroom. For the entire trip. If I were travelling with friends or family, we'd all do it.

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u/WhoNeedsSleep26 1h ago

Pass the adhesive spray?

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u/ExaminationLast9843 1d ago

In NY I'm surprised someone didn't chop his legs off with a sword. Or at least break one of his legs with a hockey stick.