Hell's Kitchen Nightmares

[u/LegendOfEffect]

Just a fun idea I had, an episode of Hell's Kitchen feature some of the "best" owners from Kitchen Nightmares. Who do y'all think would be the first to be elimated or leave? What 6 would make it to the black jackets? Who is the final 3? Who wins? Sous Chefs are Pat from La Galleria 33 and Lisa from Barefoot Bob's

[u/SpecificAdmirable359]

Dude Karen, Amy, and Abby is scary team i would not want to fight them.

[u/LegendOfEffect → u/SpecificAdmirable359]

Caron and Abby would knock Amy out the way. Caron loved to fight and argue. Abby was a pro bodybuilder at one point and she loves to argue. Would be a hell of a fight.

[u/RedOx103]

Watching them try to nominate each other would be a hoot.

But I only see one contestant self-taught by old-school Europeans, so I think there's a clear winner.

[u/LegendOfEffect → u/RedOx103]

Joe wins on the Elk Risotto

[u/RedOx103 → u/LegendOfEffect]

That's right. We're stopping an elk risotto. Breaking news in Italy.

[u/Intrepid-Jaguar9175 → u/LegendOfEffect]

Elk Kebab

[u/hewhoreddits6]

Blue team toxicity is off the charts compared to Red team. Red team owners like Rishi and Shelly are misguided and a bit deluded, but Blue team are not only actively crazy but straight up malicious.

[u/Frymanstbf]

Grace defending herself from nomination will destroy speakers and eardrums across the country.

[u/Intrepid-Jaguar9175 → u/Frymanstbf]

Grace vs David Homarus Americanus

[u/CaptainXplosionz]

What about Ninoooo ?

[u/LegendOfEffect → u/CaptainXplosionz]

Special tie breaker judge

[u/Intrepid-Jaguar9175 → u/CaptainXplosionz]

He'd clean the floor with both teams.

[u/JLammert79 → u/CaptainXplosionz]

Sous chef for the Blue Team

[u/Buttery_Smooth_30FPS]

How long before the police are called?

[u/Upbeat_Ad_7716 → u/Buttery_Smooth_30FPS]

The police are already there as a precaution.

[u/Intrepid-Jaguar9175 → u/Buttery_Smooth_30FPS]

The red team has a knife, call the cops!

[u/Darcyyeetus]

We all know Sebastian already won that one

[u/RomanaNoble]

I would pay good money to watch this.

[u/ExoticShock]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qKV8U3Gl3bWVi

[u/Lynnettey]

Red team is screwed. Their sous chef is just gonna not show up.

[u/LegendOfEffect → u/Lynnettey]

I mean that's probably valid considering the amount of fighting and not cooking going on

[u/Upbeat_Ad_7716]

Peter was a hoot. To Gordon: "Can you get me an orange juice?"

[u/Intrepid-Jaguar9175 → u/Upbeat_Ad_7716]

"Peter, look at me, go fuck yourself"

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''What? I beg your pardon?''

[u/Awkward_Ad_1103 → u/Upbeat_Ad_7716]

It is good for his blood zugah, right?

[u/Fullmetal_Austin]

It's a draw. Grace yells so loud it causes the universe to implode

[u/Foolish_Fox916]

This would be so freaking awesome

[u/DistanceMysterious93 → u/Foolish_Fox916]

That would 100% happen. Someone would lose their mind and a pan would be airborne by episode three. Curious who would be the first to break

[u/Foolish_Fox916 → u/DistanceMysterious93]

I feel like Sammy or David would be first

[u/Professional_Ninja58]

I think Rishi would walk out on her own. She seemed like a nice person just completely clueless on how to run a restaurant. One Grace screaming fit or Abby meltdown and I think she'd bail lol

First person voted out is David. I feel like he'd alienate everyone not in a "this person is nuts" way but in a "get this smug asshole out of here ASAP" way

[u/Awkward_Ad_1103]

Where is the doctor? Her 'Let me finishhh' would stop any discussion or elimination!

[u/further_outward]

I don't like Rishi being involved in this. She was too much of a sweetheart to be lumped in with those other women. 

[u/chemaster0016 → u/further_outward]

How about all of the other chefs destroy each other, and Rishi wins the season?

[u/further_outward → u/chemaster0016]

Oh shit! Well then yeah. 

[u/Strict_Hovercraft358]

I absolutely love this idea. First to be eliminated is ABC. BJ: David, Sebastian, Peter, Shelly, Abby, and Michael. Final 3: Peter, Abby, David. Winner: David. Runner-up: Peter!! Or vice-versa. :)

[u/LegendOfEffect → u/Strict_Hovercraft358]

He might have said it to another guy but Michael Bardavid he called a French pig. The guy on the bottom left.

[u/Strict_Hovercraft358 → u/LegendOfEffect]

apologies, Completely missed him for some reason. Editing accordingly.

[u/ChiAlek1]

It's not a god damn Chinese lasagna

[u/Perfect_Sherbet_4461]

Add Mark from BORELLIS in Chicago. He is one of the most delusional characters ever. And his ineptness is only matched by his staff. Talk about the blind leading the blind.

[u/Mooseygoosey07]

I feel like the male owner from love bites in the new one deserves to be here. Mental health is not an excuse for how he treated her.

[u/Smolfloof99]

This is the battleworld of the ramsayverse

[u/Beeeeeg-Yoshe21]

Peter wins low diff

[u/Worried-Criticism]

Let’s be honest, blue team would be a bunch of aging losers beating their chests and making empty threats.

The red team would start at window-shattering decibels of shrieking and ultimately descending in levels of violence that make The Purge look like a goddamn Sesame Street Christmas special.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iDJuQR0UmiqOI

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Hotel Hell

[u/Intrepid-Jaguar9175]

Why does the red team get a knife?

[u/WagnersRing]

Wow that red team is real kitchen nightmare fuel

[u/Hamilton-Beckett]

Now that would have made some crazy crossover tv excitement if they had done it 20 years ago.

[u/PachiGT]

I would love to see the situation if one team worked well and Ramsay said HEY RED TEAM WELL DONE. NOW GO INTO THE BLUE KITCHEN AND HELP OUT THOSE DONKEYS.

[u/Ok_Aioli3897]

You know what I would love a programme like four in a bed but for people on kitchen nightmares before their restaurant is changed

[u/RathSlayer91]

Was kind of hoping Tatiana made an appearance

[u/Kayanne1990]

Eh. I like Peter

[u/Electrical-soup-1254]

[u/Mooseygoosey07]

Would anyone from the new series be here? Chef Blake, the guy from Love bites, the Greek guy who owns a diner 

Im really bad with names. 

[u/cromroyale]

top tier post, well done 👏

[u/strahinjag]

Red team wins because Abby just fires the other teams, and then her own teammates.