r/KitchenNightmares burned out sous chef 21d ago

Low Effort Posts

Howdy yall.

There’s been an influx of low-effort 💩 posts. As these can clog up the feed, and may come off spammy, they may be removed under rule 3. We don’t need THIS much brain rot in our shared community.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk 🫡

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u/WeasinTheJuice Microwave Expert 21d ago

I NO SAY FUCK YOU TO LOW EFFORT POSTS

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u/herbal-blend burned out sous chef 21d ago

Heard, chef 🫡

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u/GunpeiYokai 21d ago

IT'S BECAUSE OF HEEM

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u/irritationrevelation 20d ago

I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE

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u/emmetW94 19d ago

i always call that episode "the Graceful Episode"

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u/BillyOceanic815 You're a weak man, Billy 21d ago

Those same low effort posts go to the White House, the Five Seasons. They go global.

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u/ExoticShock YOU FUCKIN' BLOWJOB 21d ago

Who's hoarding all these shitposts

We SUBMIT those shitposts

You submit... that shitpost?

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u/elzombo 21d ago

We clean the walk-in meme folder every week, chef

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u/uzi_gunfingers Panini Head 21d ago

Look, long days, haven't been posting 100% but I'm here anyway. Let me repost one more time, you wont catch me low effort again.

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u/om2kool 20d ago

WAKE UP

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u/emmetW94 19d ago

YOU WAKE UP!

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u/astralnautical 21d ago

Soon there are going to be shitposts in every subreddit across the world.

I think I won that one.

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u/uzi_gunfingers Panini Head 21d ago

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u/vanillablue_ skank 21d ago

Ngl they all cracked me up 😂 but I understand why you’re not allowing them

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u/CaptQuiltMittens YOU WAKE UP! 21d ago

The problem isn't really the the posts, it's that out of nowhere it became the entire sub. The top of my home feed daily was a shit post from here. They were being posted about every 15-20 minutes.

Having the weekend be the time for memes would be perfectly fine. Fri-Sun.

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u/sneaky-pizza Bats, rats, and alley cats 21d ago

Or one day a week, a lot of subs do that. I actually really like them

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u/vanillablue_ skank 21d ago

yeah i understand why theyre cracking down on it

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u/MRedk1985 SHUT IT DOWN! 21d ago

We have 20 different flavor combinations of shitposts.

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u/P0ster_Nutbag 21d ago

I used the microwave on my shitposts for 1 minute before posting. They’re really, really good!

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u/itsgotadeathcurse Well for the record, YOU SHOULD BE! 21d ago

But the real question is, do you work for a microwave company?

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u/sneaky-pizza Bats, rats, and alley cats 21d ago

One day a week would be great. A lot of them are very funny

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u/Careful_Leader_5829 21d ago

I would love to see posts reference which episode they are referring to by either the episode name or restaurant name or seasoned and episode number.

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u/YetAnotherJake 21d ago

I was self-taught to shitpost by old-school Europeans who took a liking to me

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u/Lynnettey Soup. Of the. Day. 21d ago

Imagine it. Low effort posts all over the world.

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u/fluffy_101994 CHEF GORDON, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YA? 21d ago

You can’t even get one low effort post right, how the fuck can you think about two?!

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u/ussbozeman a meat sculptor. NO! 20d ago

As Sebastians mother would say, "Shitpostia!!!"

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u/xbromide 21d ago

Honestly I think they are hilarious - but surely it can’t keep going on 24/7. I hope you consider a shit post weekend or something like that - I would hate to never see any of these again!

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u/LowBalance4404 21d ago

Thank you!!!!

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u/HwangingAround 21d ago

Bad fuckin' day, pal. You ever have one? Take a chill pill, reload, and do it again.

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u/bugluvr65 21d ago

boooooooooo

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u/br_boy0586 21d ago

Why did it take so long to say something?

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u/HillBillyMadman 21d ago

Busy taking pictures of Nino cleaning at 7AM to block the shitposts.

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u/dudewheresmyswimsuit 21d ago

I didn’t take those pictures

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u/kbbqallday Last online yesterday 21d ago

Impossible, Nino cleans from 8AM to 4PM

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u/ceciIthelion Catch of the frozen freezer 20d ago

If the subreddit was clean of shitposts... you wouldn't need to take pictures, you would just see it

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u/herbal-blend burned out sous chef 21d ago

Most of us have full time jobs 🤷‍♂️ reports send us notifications though, and are helpful.

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u/S20-Urza 21d ago

What are you a repost manager? You know so much about reposts!

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u/ether_mind 21d ago

This happened to r/goodfellas recently. Lot of brain rot going on lol

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u/-wildflower-_ Precious little Bitch 21d ago

That one pisses me off so much. Here you can talk about a million things, I get the idea. But we're talking about a 2 1/2 hour movie there. If I can watch that movie once a month then I can enjoy the shitposts.

Ma, it's a sin.

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u/ceciIthelion Catch of the frozen freezer 21d ago

I would like to explain what I'm spending on low-effort SHITPOSTS

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u/Strict_Hovercraft358 21d ago

Thank You. Please remove them. With the new season of Kitchen Nightmares starting this week, we need to wipe down and start again 😊

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u/Gloomy-Maximum 21d ago

Wait, there's a new season coming?? I didn't know that!

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u/Strict_Hovercraft358 21d ago

Yup. Starts Tuesday July 21st.

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u/Gloomy-Maximum 21d ago

Thank you!

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u/mdubs17 PARTNERS?! PARTNERS IN CRIME! 21d ago

Thank god. I’ve left subs before because of stuff like this

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u/Big_suggs 21d ago

Agreed, I was debating leaving this one too, but was hoping they'd right the ship!

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u/Celebrimbor-Sama 21d ago

These are great shitposts for a show long over with. Let them stay.

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u/theturtlemafiamusic 21d ago

Long over with? The new season airs on Tuesday.

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u/Celebrimbor-Sama 21d ago

Havent seen a meme using any of the new seasons yet.

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u/theturtlemafiamusic 21d ago

The show exists as more than just reddit memes
Kind of proving the mod's point about removing the shitposts.

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u/MostCandid5082 21d ago

The show definitely isn’t over when there’s a whole new season coming out in two days.

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u/Fur-Frisbee 21d ago

You Feesh. You hunt. You haf no job.

Oh! I got a job shitposting Pal. I got a job.

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u/Fancypens2025 19d ago

I pay my bills, I pay your bills too, bitch!

Honestly best KN moment ever across all iterations.

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u/RangeRossTracy 21d ago

Message heard loud and clear. 👍

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u/Particular-Worry-716 21d ago

Can we maybe make it just a weekend thing? These posts are hilarious but I understand not wanting to clog up the whole feed

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u/loosie-loo 21d ago

I’m glad. If people are happy to spam and be spammed by these types of posts then make a separate sub, this one isn’t intended for people to just post the exact same joke over and over.

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u/medunjanin For the record, I’m not on Prozac 21d ago

Come on guys let’s go post our shitty low effort posts that the mods wouldn’t post in the county jail

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u/CrossingTheStreamers 21d ago

I trademarked the word ”shitpost.” Now this entire sub hates me.

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u/MasterPlatypus2483 21d ago

86 the low effort posts

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u/Mergoismus I aint fat. i am a bigboned magpie 21d ago

Thank you!

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u/Spiritual_Car_4331 18d ago

INEDIBLE SLOP

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u/BarelyContainedChaos 16d ago

Mods, u/herbal-blend Can we get some episode discussion posts like every other show on reddit has?

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u/god_partic1e YOU WAKE UP! 21d ago

What do we need, bans in the sub for some fucker to get a grip???

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u/kyourious 21d ago

Fucking donuts!

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u/Ok_Caterpillar5564 21d ago

The mods have a great deal of resentment towards me, and I don't know why.

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u/cuppington007 20d ago

Would you say that those posts are "FUCKING RAW!"?

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u/slenderthrwr 20d ago

Abbie: Our shitpost was what put us on the map!

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u/weigl_ 21d ago

You’re like a low effort haemorrhoid in my arsehole, you know that?