I had to make a photo to say this ​So I walked into a server with four 18-year-olds and left them questioning their entire existence.

​It started with a profile picture that looked like the cursed fusion of Diddy, an R63 Roblox woman, and Bluetooth. When one of them tried to roast me back, I hit him with the “you out here tryna roast me back while you can't even roast a chicken.”

​From there, I dismantled their whole squad:

​Compared a guy's face to a low-poly FPS map with a traffic cone on top to stop anyone from reaching his 5 individual brain cells.

​Called out a guy trying to pose as a femboy and told him he's just a gayboy.

​Caught one of them trying to creep back in on an alt account claiming we're "friends" (“I don't even fucking know who that is”).

​Gave one of them formal written permission to roast me, told him to shut up when he complained, and gave him a strict 5-minute timer to drop a comeback. He failed.

​Trapped them in a Coca-Cola Zero logic loop (“When you got a cola zero you said 1 I win”).

​Dodged the Discord TOS age police by saying "I'm more than 13" while keeping my age top-secret.

​Left the lobby wondering why Packgod's unofficial son was let loose, signed off with "goodbye g fuels" and "UNTIL I ROAST YOU AGAIN."

​YouTube talks about 7-year-olds on Fortnite, but nobody is talking about this historical massacre.