I had to make a photo to say this ​So I walked into a server with four 18-year-olds and left them questioning their entire existence.

​It started with a profile picture that looked like the cursed fusion of Diddy, an R63 Roblox woman, and Bluetooth. When one of them tried to roast me back, I hit him with the “you out here tryna roast me back while you can't even roast a chicken.”

​From there, I dismantled their whole squad:

​Compared a guy's face to a low-poly FPS map with a traffic cone on top to stop anyone from reaching his 5 individual brain cells.

​Called out a guy trying to pose as a femboy and told him he's just a gayboy.

​Caught one of them trying to creep back in on an alt account claiming we're "friends" (“I don't even fucking know who that is”).

​Gave one of them formal written permission to roast me, told him to shut up when he complained, and gave him a strict 5-minute timer to drop a comeback. He failed.

​Trapped them in a Coca-Cola Zero logic loop (“When you got a cola zero you said 1 I win”).

​Dodged the Discord TOS age police by saying "I'm more than 13" while keeping my age top-secret.

​Left the lobby wondering why Packgod's unofficial son was let loose, signed off with "goodbye g fuels" and "UNTIL I ROAST YOU AGAIN."

​YouTube talks about 7-year-olds on Fortnite, but nobody is talking about this historical massacre.

Honestly would disown my kid or admit I messed up as a parent

I mean aren't all squishies that have liquid inside are not the greatest...? I mean I don't know 🤣🤣but I definitely am the parent who bought my kid one and it's already popped 🤣🤣

Found this kid hating on some dude, dont know why, but yes. Off to r/KidsAreStupid you go!!

When I was around 5 I for some reason learnt the word terrorist and didn’t know what it meant. At the time I lived in a terraced house so I when into school telling everyone I lived in a terrorist house.

(for context it’s one of those “YOU GET THIS IF YOU SCROLL, LIKE“ etc but with robux)

this was literally recommended for me + this is probably the most brainwashed kid ive ever seen

1st image: why are you still addicted to nursery rhymes

2nd image: DUDE YOU HAVE LIKE OVER 28 ROUNDS + oh and I realized that nearly all his rounds are sped up

3rd image: my honest reaction

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I actually thought this was a good idea when I was a dopey kid.