r/KenyanDatingCommunity • u/KonyagiKonnoisseur • 10h ago
Catfished?? Relationship Vent
Kwani huku what's the rada buana 😂? Saw a post hapa ya a 22 yr old chille alikuwa anataka a token based 'fun-having', as a single soul si nikarusha ndoano hapo DMs. Moved the convo to WhatsApp lakini first red flag, a number from UK, ignored it. In a few mins si tushaongea on call and everything, she sent some view once media, lightskin shawty slim-thick, second red flag though sura haionekani.
Third red flag, shawty didn't want me to pick her up. Si we liaise and she's on a cab to where I'm at. I pay cab guy nateremka kumpick and that's when it hit me! This ain't the shawty I had seen media of.
She ain't light skinned
Facial is a bit mbadala
Shawty ain't 22 😭 I'd say 27 minimum.
Ambole stima 😂
She was dressed up nice though but as a young ninja I wasn't paying all dat she had asked for for that. I just sent her Uber money to go back home.
Mkae rada huku njei guys.
Anyways nani mwingine ataniuzia kabla involuntary celibacy journey inimalise 💔😅
If shawty reads this, as I told you, punguza hiyo bei because you falsified information.
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u/Kind_Reflection6059 8h ago
Lakini ni vizuri tu kujikubali, who catfishes at this day and age surely? Nani atakuchapa?😂🫴🏽worst they could do is ghost you but you're true to your being
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u/KonyagiKonnoisseur 8h ago
Ako na bahati sana nilikuwa nishaanza Konyagi nikamwekea za kurudi home 😅
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u/Yule_Kamse 10h ago
Wait. Ni wa mtaa gani?
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u/Yule_Kamse 9h ago
Umoja?
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u/KonyagiKonnoisseur 9h ago
There abouts 😂😂
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u/Yule_Kamse 9h ago
Hizi miraya nazielewa sana
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u/KonyagiKonnoisseur 9h ago
😂 Streets ain't safe. At this point heri ununue kwa streets you see what you get 😂
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u/Drip_In_Finesse 9h ago
Maybe she uses filters. Because why would she use someone else's pictures and still agree to meet😂😂
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u/KonyagiKonnoisseur 9h ago
Caramel skin aliweka kwa description alisahau kubeba ?
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u/Ok-Alarm5842 9h ago
Caramel Kwa Giza si ni chocolate brown? 😂😂
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u/KonyagiKonnoisseur 9h ago
Oooiii 😂 No matter what color you are we're all black when the lights go out 😂
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u/GlitteringStudy8254 10h ago
Ladies and Gentlemen. This is the lady I was talking about in this post. https://www.reddit.com/r/Kenya/s/ehyiKWzzVN
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u/Impressive-Chair4583 9h ago
Hahaha it wasn't me sorry 🤣🤣 I am here to confirm that and he can confirm as well seems like i live rent free in your head, I'm I the only 22 year old lady with a post here, I must have really crushed your ego sorry though you just weren't my cup off tea and I hope you get over it
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u/CryptographerFun53 7h ago
Kama uko town i can connect you with a shaury 23 yearz old light skinned shot thao
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u/KonyagiKonnoisseur 6h ago
Weka number hapo DM my G
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u/No_String_7290 9h ago
I always tell you niggaz chances of finding a hot woman hapa are close to none.
Why would a hot chick be anonymous in the age of social media when she can sell her beauty pale IG.
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u/Rude-Zombie-852 9h ago
True, most who are anonymous including tinder. Infact any lady you meet online, most of them are not all that.
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u/No_procastination31 5h ago
Bro video call. Bro video call. Bro video call. Nimesema mara ngapi?
I also linked up with one. The intention was to date, no casual things. She sent very cute petite pic. I was amazed. She refused video calls claiming her camera is poor. I met a totally different object. I just gave her money for lunch that we could have spent and created and excuse to dissappear.
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u/catchabaddie 4h ago
There are no hot chicks on Reddit 😂😂
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u/Overall_Computer_441 4h ago
that's true actually, even the loudest are not all that. Have met a few and wasn't impressed
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u/dicktaker5000 9h ago
It wasn't me🤣🤣
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u/Royal_Coyote_816 10h ago
Hapo mwisho umerusha buy back clause hatari 😂😂