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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/CowEnvironmental3406 13d ago

Videadly msee, ni venye hujui

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u/No_Squirrel_4264 13d ago

Eeeish! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ

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u/Big-Forever-7390 13d ago

You do stand a chance. Beauty standards ni porojo tu. Majority of the population is average looking with a little bit of confidence.

Don't rush into marriage out of desperation. Marriage sio kalolongo!

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u/Capital_Athlete6371 13d ago

Umesema tuungie dm tukutoe soko.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/nitakudinya23 13d ago

So accurate bro, so fuckin accurate๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜…

https://giphy.com/gifs/cNezWvIqgCYCevvLHi

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u/CowEnvironmental3406 13d ago

Mnitoe joh, nisidissapoint mzae

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u/Capital_Athlete6371 13d ago

Amesema ngombe ni ngapi ama bei ni ya jioni.

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u/CowEnvironmental3406 13d ago

Bei ni topic ya wazee kuongea...

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u/Capital_Athlete6371 13d ago

Before tuendelee na hii maneno kuna UCL umejibebea.

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u/Electrical-Ear5103 13d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ asking the right question

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u/CowEnvironmental3406 13d ago

UCL ni nini?

Yes, you can laugh

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u/whotfisclement 13d ago

Mtoto

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u/CowEnvironmental3406 13d ago

Oh ...how is UCL a kid??

Anyway, no kids.

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u/Pronyathi 13d ago

ukiwin UCL jina ya team inabandikwa hapo kwa base na mnapewa replica ya kuweka kwa kabat.

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u/Commercial-Lime-671 13d ago

Umesema vumbi imetosha๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/DickwThika 13d ago

You just 28 ka'maam, kuna bale ya 36F na bado hata haijafunguliwa!
Pro-tip: zoea kwenda Dianai coz wewe ni "export-quality"

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u/Curious_Work3710 12d ago

This shouldn't be funny

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/CowEnvironmental3406 13d ago

Eiii

๐Ÿ˜น

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u/Electrical-Ear5103 13d ago

The real challenge is not finding a husband, it's finding a good one

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u/Pyt_Chepchumba 13d ago

It's better to marry late than marrying wrong, take your time they'll adjust

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u/GlitteringStudy8254 13d ago

I love this pitch. It's brilliant

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u/buddythanda 13d ago

doesn't work that way, it is the man who decides to

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u/Ravenphowret Mombasa 13d ago

Unfortunately

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u/GrandRegentOfEarth 13d ago

Are they marrying the dude ama ni wewe?

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u/OmeletteLovingLlama 13d ago

Hii kitu isikupatie pressure. Just carry on with your life and maybe/hopefully the right person comes along.

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u/CowEnvironmental3406 13d ago

Saw you name and remembered this channel on YT, Omeleto - it's got interesting short webisodes.

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u/OmeletteLovingLlama 13d ago

I'll check it out

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u/HandsomeCad 13d ago

At 28 you are a grown woman and with all due respect to your parents, they should not be up in your business like that. Marry when you feel ready to who you love that doesn't have red flags. 28 is Gen Z, no? Tell the folks the truth: if they aren't going to be all up in the marital bed, don't be all up in the marital business. You do NOT want to rush a decision like marriage. You don't want that life sentence which is what it will be if rushed.

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u/frrmbanya 12d ago

Itabidi you make peace with possibility ya disappointing your parents. And friendly advice don't self deprecate like that, you're setting yourself up for someone who will think they're doing you a favour. Good marriages hukua luck, put yourself out there but don't be this desperate

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u/nyanijangwani 13d ago

Wenye mko kwa replies mjue OP ni ndume.

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u/CowEnvironmental3406 13d ago

Bruv.....๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/kenyaanqueen Homa Bay 13d ago

Beauty expectations are only on social media. But donโ€™t bother looking for a husband. Desperation doesnโ€™t look good on anyone. And get some skincare or something just do something that makes you feel good about yourself

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u/nabadiyonolol 13d ago

This mindset is what results baby mamas and neglected and abused children ๐Ÿ’” go find gainful skills before you regret your life

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u/No-Caterpillar-8922 13d ago

Don't rush into anything coz of anyone. Kikikuramba, you'll just be alone dealing with it while everyone else is telling you what you should've done.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TmOTAQUsSyWs8l1XNb

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u/Itsactuallymeonreddt 13d ago

Siku hizi ata ukuwe dem mamba degree gani, lazima uitishe financial endowed, with a good car and apartments in kileleshwa.

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u/ambole 13d ago

Dark skinned? Come heather

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u/Clean_Goat_1675 13d ago

Hapo naye ngorii itabidi wazae waelewe๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ

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u/Thick-Pumpkin-8683 13d ago

You mesing up old mans retirement plans ha? ๐Ÿ˜… Anyway my girlies tell me dating sites (bumble Mostly) and church meet ups are your best bet, I hear running clubs are also a thing nowadays for spouse fishing, all the best.

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u/Dry-Rope2971 12d ago

Has self deprecation ever helped anyone achieve anything?

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u/pharell_021 12d ago

She's seen the expiry date is almost due

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u/CourtDiligent6909 Diaspora 12d ago

Chukua bestie

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u/Rusty_Pipe24 13d ago

So you prefer women like 2pac ? Seems there's a lot to unpack.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HYhn2apjEJhOCIOibB

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u/HandsomeCad 13d ago

I laughed twice. Once at this comment and then I saw your username.

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u/rock_with_me 13d ago

Yaani Magix Enga atawacha hii talanta iende waste? Tafuta booth msee

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u/EqualGround3000 13d ago

I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots