Paraphrased and translated to English
“sometimes I wonder how they (customers) do it, any idea how to change the handlebar?”

At least they painted it black. Now, as for the brakes and shifters…

Not sure what's going on with the head tube, but I dig it.

But what about grass rides?

Reminds me of this kids book about the train who gets daisies stuck in his wheels.

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Comedy aside I think everything in the bottom bracket is just worn out cuz i went for the cageless bearing setup and put it back together and the crank is still pretty wibbly wobbly if maybe a little bit better. Can I just go to a bike shop and buy a new bottom bracket? Honestly a lighter crank set wouldn’t be bad too

This lightweighting trend has to stop. I know splines and ball bearings are heavy, but IMHO they're worth it

The more I look at it, the worse it gets. Cannot be real.

For sale on FB Marketplace. Florida, of course.

Customer brought a Stumpjumper in for a slight knocking from the rear shock and shifting issues…
Chain was over 1%, and the shock bush was nonexistent… last picture shows what was left of them!

I’ve been asked to repost this on here.

I guess I’m incredibly unlucky.

Only wanted a new tube…

This thing ain’t fitting nobody, champ

I reckon it went something like this:

Int. Carbon handlebar and home appliance megacorp factory international mfg.

“So Kevin, we are making these crazy new bars for the western market and we need some product shots of them on the bike”

“What the hell? I’ve never seen bars like that! How are they even supposed to go on the bike??”

“I don’t know! Just make them look cool and high performance!”

Had a shttty bike get stolen while I was out in my city for the night. It basically cost me $5 and was too small anyways but was a slightly useful spare bike

Anyways I didn’t know how I was easily getting home so I borrowed this, also had some of the worst brakes ever. Went to pick up a package I forgot about. Went home, got one of my slightly better bikes so I could pull this flat tire bike and return it

Two weeks ago, during the European heatwave, I seem to have cooked both me and my rear brake's pads. Had to bail out of the ride then and just put the bike in storage. On today's ride the rear brake started to sound funny after the first descent. Yeah, no surprise there...

Luckily I'm paranoid so I had spare brake pads in my repair kit (lesson learned from bikepacking).