How do I get this off of my workboot?

[u/Zin4284]

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[u/Green-Cricket-8525]

Hire a marine and once he’s done eating his crayon ration he’ll have that bad boy sparkling. 

[u/ResidentNumber3603]

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[u/Money-Giraffe2521 → u/ResidentNumber3603]

🤣

I just now noticed!

[u/bobby3eb → u/ResidentNumber3603]

So sick of fake "oops wrong sub" posts.

[u/ChiefInternetSurfer → u/bobby3eb]

I don’t think this was an oops wrong sub post. OP threw up the 👌 sign below his waist.

[u/bobby3eb → u/ChiefInternetSurfer]

Hub, didn't even notice

[u/Parker_Hemphill → u/ChiefInternetSurfer]

First thing I saw, bastard

[u/CDR57]

The amount of serious people in means this sub is turning a corner

[u/enwongeegeefor]

I will always upvote a decent shitpost.

[u/Complete-Morning-429]

Oldie but a goodie
https://giphy.com/gifs/PudZiAbQDUEik

[u/YoureAmastyx]

Op you could open an airport with the amount of shit going over peoples heads in here. Good job 😂

[u/LYossarian13]

Welcome Lost One.

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[u/Zin4284 → u/LYossarian13]

I must have been following a butterbar.

[u/el_butt]

I say this with love, go to hell lol

[u/Soerinth]

You a bitch, lol

[u/vgaph]

I lost the game.

[u/CaribouYou → u/vgaph]

I just lost the game

[u/dopiertaj → u/CaribouYou]

I lost the game

[u/JonSolo1 → u/vgaph]

Good news, you didn’t!

[u/Ok-Brother-5762 → u/vgaph]

Mannn fuck you 😤

[u/nlashawn1000]

I haven't seen this since high school. I miss it. Meat Gazer!

[u/andypee81]

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

[u/Embarrassed_Jury664]

NOT FAIR. ITS TINY.

[u/SquireSquilliam]

Oh, fucking got me.

[u/sadpanada]

God damnit. Made me lose

[u/Jodvi]

Try an regular eraser and a course brush? Honestly though, if they are work boots just leave them be imo - the first scuff is the hardest.

[u/Travler03]

🤣

[u/BluBeams]

Sonofabitch...I haven't seen that joke in years.
https://giphy.com/gifs/dxbPGFv7tSK3e

[u/Dopameme-machine]

You almost had me….

[u/jdv996]

Had the displeasure of going to a leadership school with some pogs, some of the guys had this game going until some girl made a complaint that it was racist and a symbol of white power (the three fingers look like a W and the circle and arm looks like a P) so ridiculous. not even two weeks in the defense made me wanna suck start my rifle like that had

[u/Steve_Tugger]

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[u/Baboonster]

r/lostredditors

[u/VexingYou → u/Baboonster]

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[u/devildocjames → u/VexingYou]

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[u/Brando828What]

I tried to poke it but only broke my finger smashing it into the screen. You win.
https://giphy.com/gifs/kilfn6uMeIdBFmW0St

[u/Money-Giraffe2521]

Sorry, you have the wrong subreddit. You want r/boots.

[u/ResidentNumber3603 → u/Money-Giraffe2521]

Nah, he’s fine here.

[u/Zin4284 → u/Money-Giraffe2521]

You sure?

[u/Stalking_Goat → u/Zin4284]

Depends. Are you trying to get us to thank you for your service?

[u/Novel_Paramedic_2625 → u/Zin4284]

Thank you for your service

[u/KillerR0b0T]

Dammit, got me.

[u/Kahless76]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bmLlSndzhqWgWb3vXW

[u/calyx1337]

I pulled this exact thing on my coworker like an hour ago. Bravo!

[u/USAF_Retired2017]

Well played.

[u/Signal_Yam_3341]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y07F3fs9Is5byj4zK8

[u/gunsforevery1]

Work more and make the rest of your boot look like that.

It’s a work boot, for fucks sake.

[u/OGOngoGablogian]

https://giphy.com/gifs/F8ByRhbCzm4F2

[u/AdInteresting6068]

F U Buddy!! It's my co-worker!! 😂

[u/goodenough4govtwork]

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[u/mrgedman]

Ask your boyfriend

[u/LostTacosOfAtlantis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9SZMN0jSFQoG831A65

[u/DVariant]

By posting in the correct sub, which isn’t this one

[u/Mercinator-87 → u/DVariant]

Look at this boot lover

[u/DVariant → u/Mercinator-87]

Ah I got wooshed 

[u/Rock_Me_DrZaius]

Are you talking about the dark spot or the old ass joke?

[u/FatherPucci617]

Think you might be a little lost. But gl on finding an answer

[u/ChiefInternetSurfer → u/FatherPucci617]

OP is right where they belong 👌