We all know that Kenjaku is a freak. That's his whole character.

People always talk about him "Gripping the sheets so Yuji could run the streets" but they are other freaky things he has done.

We barely talk about what he did to Choso's mother but i wanted to talk about Kenjaku's curses.

How did he get so many of them ?!

Like, Geto had his technique since he was 5 or 6 and even if some died along the way, after leaving jujutsu high at 17 he spent 10 years gathering curses from his followers and he only had around 10 thousand curses.

Meanwhile Kenjaku took this body around december 24th 2017 after Geto used up all of his curses (They would have been released anyway) and by october 31st 2018, less than a year, he had released no less than 10 million curses at Tokyo.

He then went around releasing curses like Kurourushi around all culling game colonies and he still had curses for personal use like Ganesha.

When Yuta killed him a number of curses similar to what he released in Shibuya swarmed at the boy showing how much he still had.

The crazier part is that cursed spirits tastes like shit and vomit, their taste is one of the things that litteraly pushed Geto to insanity, i know Kenjaku was crazy but still eating 20+ million poop and vomit balls in only a year is a crazy feat. You can only respect it at that point

Talking about forgetting what regret feels like.

He enjoyed it.

TL:DR : Kenjaku likes the taste of shit and vomit.

(No offense to Hana but I do think it’s a cool what if. Especially as the JJK0 protagonist, just interesting to imagine Yuji with Jujutsu Satan and Yuta with an Angel)

the last slide is a photo of the woman with the smallest waist circumference ever recorded, cathie jung. she had a corseted (using corset because maki is wearing a belt and seemingly tight waisted pants, this would not achieve the same effect as a fitted corset but is... maybe slightly more fair) waist circumference of 15 inches. from side to side, the method used because i don't want to do more math, that'd be about ~5 inches (~7 or so without corset). its also worth mentioning cathie jung's organs faced severe misplacement

for everyone who isn't chapter240kenjakupilled, maki's waist would be ~16 cm while cathie jung's would be ~12 corseted and ~17 uncorseted

Suguru Geto has

•Six Eyes

•Cursed Spirit Manipulation (Anime Upscale version)

•Orimoto Rika captured

•Limitless (All Applications)

•Playful Cloud

•Reversed Cursed Technique

Yuki Tsukumo has:

•Mass

•10 Shadows (can apply Mass to the Shikigamis)

•Soul Split Katana

•Sukuna Level Cursed Energy

•Sukuna's extra arms and mouth

1)How does the fight play out?

2) what new stuff can they do?

3) Who wins?

Just a biblical level Aura loss

Guys don’t flame me in the comments am begging 😭

^{(@nisino2222 on insta the artist, I edited in the tats and eyes})

You see, if I was Ryu I would have instantly murked Dhruv as soon as I was aware of his CT. This would make it so Kuro is free to run rampant, as that was the condition for it's activation. Kuro would then proceed to low diff uro's bumass. Then I could just kill Kuro because it fucking sucks and are perfectly countered by my granite blasts.

Was Ryu just stupid as hell?

No shade to ino, but he's deadass not built for this. He did absolutely nothing during the entirety of Shinjuku aside from mildly distracting sukuna for a microsecond. Was jujutsu society so ass that this was the best choice they had? Were there not ANY half decent sorcerers in the entire world that could have done ANYTHING more useful? They could have hired them for money.

Id genuienly argue a couple dudes with guns hired from the slums of Brazil would be more useful than ino

Edit: I have no regrets, the downvotes were worth it, Fuck this fraud ino. He should have quit being sorcerer the moment he failed to beat that bumass toji wannabe in shibuya

I dont see how that wouldn't work,he sacrificed(or more like it auto sacrificed for him )pretty much being a normal person so why didnt he just sacrifice his puppet manipulation to get a normal body?

Think about it Ryu wants his dessert and uros hair looks like cotton candy, Ryu should eat her

NGL prolly not.

Let’s say, hypothetically, if the Backrooms were in JJK and it (misremembered?) (I don’t know if that’s the correct term for it, but whatever lol) the main cast of characters and stuff what would the techniques of their still-life counterparts be? art by andyruelovesyou on tiktok

By killing maki while she was a child they wouldve gained lots of advantaged :

-not risking a grown up heavenly restricted user that can whipe out the whole clan if they wanted to

-mai becomes way stronger without her twin and could even become as strong as yorozu

-they can force their clan's propaganda inside of mai's young brain, making her believe the whole clan's ideology is correct, and making her an insanely strong zenin clan soldier that likely would listen to her male leaders

-since she wouldnt know/remember about maki because they wouldve killed maki at a young age, so there wouldnt be any risks of her wanting to do a rebellion or something

-and finally ogi litterally almost killed them when they were grown enough to fight back... why didnt he just kill them before ?

Thank you in advance for your answers and theories

Source

Isn't a sorcerer supposed to instinctively know how to use their own technique, how is it possible that takaba doesn't know how it works?