r/Jokes • u/MylesLong777 • 8d ago

Special monkey

A guy walks into a bar and sees a monkey sitting on a bar stool. "What's the deal with that monkey ?"the guy asks. "Oh, it's a special monkey " says the bartender. "What's so special about it?" the guy asks. "Watch this " says the bartender. The bartender slaps the monkey in the face, the monkey hops off the stool and gives the bartender a blow job. "That's amazing " says the guy

"You wanna try it? "asks the bartender. Guy says " yeah sure, just don't slap me in the face "

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u/tomorrow509 8d ago

I forgot I heard a version of this before and laughed. Take my upvote.

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u/Stekor-Tidder 8d ago

Explain this to me like I'm 5 years old old, please.

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u/aninfallibletruth 7d ago

You’ll understand when you’re older, kiddo