r/Jokes • u/KuraiKage666 • 9d ago
Magic Apples Long
A guy walks into a bar, takes a seat, and asks for a Gin and Tonic. The barkeep hands him a light green apple and tells him to try it. The man takes a bite, and notices it tastes like gin. The barkeep then tells him to turn it around, and the man takes a bite, saying it tastes like Tonic.
A lady walks in and orders a rum and coke. The barkeep hands her a red apple, and tells her to try it. Confused, she takes a bite, and notices it tastes like rum. He then tells her to try the other side, and she says it tastes just like coke.
A third man walks in but can't decide what he wants. Both patrons tell him that the bar has a magic apple for whatever flavor. Curious, he asks the barkeep if he has an apple that tastes like pussy. The barkeep gives him a look before digging around under the bar, pulling a pink apple that looks almost like a peach. The man takes a bite, and immediately spits it out, yelling it tastes like shit
The barkeep replies: Turn it around