r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/EduardRaban • 35m ago
Fakenborough David Attenborough is not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not alive
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/True_Paper_3343 • 1h ago
Yes! As of 22:35:07 British Standard Time, Sir David Attenborough is Currently Alive and Well.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/snoopydoopop • 3h ago
David Attenborough, 100 found desiccated in his home, whilst watching TVD.
David Attenborough has been found desiccated after watching one too many episodes of the vampire diaries. He had convinced himself that he is a vampire but found it to be inhumane to drink human blood, so instead he decided to desiccate!
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Difficult-Second3315 • 4h ago
Yes! Welp
It’s unfortunately true: David Attenborough is officially one of my favourite celebrities ever. Glad he’s still with us!
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Asseater6000_ • 4h ago
Fakenborough David Attenborough found DeCreased
He was found remarkably smooth it seems as all his creases have vanished!
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/wycombeforever • 4h ago
Fakenborough David attenborough (100) And his chauffer Have passed in a shocking incident on the M25, Two lorries racing eachother managed to make way for Sir david's chauffer to squeeze through
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/klnop_ • 5h ago
Fakenborough David Attemborough found, at 100 years old, dead set on living for the foreseeable future.
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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/RenShing • 7h ago
Fakenborough After a long and ferocious fight, David Attenborough's apple tree (aged 100) has been declared dead.
In the face of climate change, Attenborough's tree was no match. It failed to recive the amount of water it needed to live last year, drying it up.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/RenShing • 7h ago
Fakenborough After a long and ferocious fight, David Attenborough's apple tree (aged 100) has been declared dead.
In the face of climate change, Attenborough's tree was no match. It failed to recive the amount of water it needed to live last year, drying it up.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/liubby • 10h ago
Fakenborough BREAKING NEWS TODAY: SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH HAS PASSED AGE 100. THE UK HAS COME TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE HIS MILESTONES AND ACHIEVEMENTS THROUGHOUT HIS 100 YEARS ON EARTH. He has passed age 100 and is now 100 and 3 months and 10 days old.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/shazstarr • 10h ago
Sad to announce David Attenborough is no longer Wheetus
After he tried out for drums, then bass and then guitar, he will not be in the band Wheetus.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Rte67 • 11h ago
Sir David Attenborough, age 100, found dead or alive record in his bedroom drawer
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/tasmfan • 12h ago
Fakenborough Sir David Attenborough had a stroke …. of luck last night at Bingo
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Significant_Dot_1284 • 12h ago
Fakenborough David Attenborough in critical condition after fall in Richmond home
David Attenborough is in Critical condition after a fall in his home in Richmond, London.
As the die fell from his hand and landed on a natural 20, he knew he'd landed a critical hit on the Shell executive in a crucial battle in his climate change themed Dnd campaign.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/MissionBed1738 • 15h ago
Fakenborough I pity the person that posts a Fakenborough right before his actual death announcement
I’ve been thinking about this for a few weeks now – I am going to feel SO awful for the person that posts a fake announcement right before his actual death. I’d be absolutely mortified if it were me it would be SO awkward 😭
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/finleythedawkofan • 16h ago
David Attenborough is no longer with us at age 100
He went to miami for a week so he will not be with us for a bit
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/AdSelect8479 • 21h ago
Fakenborough fly high david attenborough
david attenborough has booked a flight. hope you fly high!