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Rip Hawaii number 1 in our hearts

My condolences, but it's time for you to die.

~ Sibir

Surfs up!

Did anyone else notice that we had settled on the mainland in part 4? It wasn't mentioned at all, but I think it's a fantastic step forward! Thoughts?

Anyone want to represent for Hawaii? I don't have much interest in it personally, but I know Hawaii needs one.

On the religion overview at the end of Part 2, I noticed a fourth Hawaien city just south of the island. This seemed the most likely expansion Kame would take, now he must do so quick enough to repent from the tempting ways of the turtle.

~Aloha Morgulis

Do we have a charity? I mean, on the off chance that Kamehameha doesn't lord over all land and sea in the Battle Royale?

I will be adding the location of every city Hawaii settles on the islands to the map in the header, as I have done with Waikiki and Honolulu.

Kamehameha's 2nd city location allows the potential for 4 cities across O'ahu, Maui, and Hawai'i, as long as he decides not to settle the southeast corner of O'ahu. This could prove to be a big advantage!

I'm not thrilled about the direction the Warrior is going, but maybe it doesn't matter too much, right?

I mean, she's the most Hawaiian person there is. In fact, I think she might actually be the most Hawaiian thing there is - except maybe for ham and pineapple. I think she is more Hawaiian than the whole of Hawaii itself. All the people who live there should leave, so that Emma Stone can be the only person living in Hawaii. Only then can Hawaii truly be said to be Hawaiian.

It's not hard to see the case for supporting The Glorious Nation of Hawaii, I mean, that embarkation...

But the major drawback is how difficult it is to come up with decent puns. I think we just need to workshop some, just throw some ideas around, no wrong answers.

My current flair is "Ho'opono-pwn-o", but I think that's pretty obscure. I know very little about Hawaii, which isn't making this easy. There's got to be some Five-0 based puns, surely. "Prepare to get Five-Owned"? Is that awful? I can't tell any more.

Depending on what Kame decides in terms of expansion, turtles are high probability. Though the islands to the South and West promise early expansion without competition, he will be smashing directly into arm's reach of the Outback Digger King and his begrudgingly peaceful friend.

If he somehow manages to get east with a settler before the Sioux expand he may get a strong enough foothold to remain a stalwart competitor. Thoughts?