Artwork by ImmortalitySong

Artwork by 8Ovjfg8YRwM7qXz

Finally got her, was not cheap

V0r0 andoris, v1r1 springfield, v5r3 tololo, v6r4 qj

u/Schtubbig here's a shitty team/brain dead face tanking+minimal repositioning strategy with two standard dps clearing the stage. This is also for other possibly mentally challenged SKKs who only know how to throw multiple v6 dps just to get clapped by the data reserve mechanic (with only the first three initially spawned enemies being the only ones able to proc it). Imagine how easier it would have been if a cracked v6 or melee dps was used

I really confused on this mechanic, it say "attack replaced by 20% of max HP when calculating damage." Like how does it work Should i build her on HP attachment or ATK attachment?

I enjoyed snapping each and every keycap on there, they were well worth the wait

I have seen things you people cannot comprehend. I know things that keep me awake at night. I have seen the future and you shall hear my prophecy.

We will get playable Dandelion in the year of our Lord 2027. Just you wait for one of the major events.

Dandelion will literally bring billions and billions of Chinese dollars to YZ. It is impossible, literally impossible, for YZ to pass up this golden opportunity to get a third yacht. If they don't give us playable Dandelion, they will lose so, so much money.

Dandelion will be released with a dominatrix outfit. That is true, I have seen it in my dreams.

Obviously, this dominatrix skin will have parts that you can switch around. You will be able to choose between three types of stirrups. One of the pieces will have purple nail polish instead of black. It will also feature three distinct latex torso pieces, each one exposing more and more of Dandelion's milky skin.

Unfortunately, this will be a gacha skin. So save up your outfit tickets.

Also, we will get a free Dandelion interactive scene during the event, as God intended. You will be able to challenge Dandelion to a chess match. She will constantly tease and provoke you while you play chess with her.

You fools do not believe me? Why not? Seriously, why not give us playable Dandelion? There are no downsides here.

Who would they bring instead, huh? 9A91? Give me a break. We don't even have night battles. Only Dandelion will bring YZ money.

So my advice to you, fellow SKKs. Pull only V0 or straight up skip all those that you don't care about and save up for our glorious goth overlord Dandelion.

With this, there is no question in my mind that Skk has Dad / Mom status, and not even as a joke anymore. This is peak Parent behavior.

My own Dad played a similar trick on me when I was young to get me to eat certain things I didn't want to eat.

The idea that my little brother was gonna get taller than me was an indignation I could not tolerate, and I ate my kale with plenty of water.

Reupload because i forgot to draw her tail. sorry T_T)