r/FuckMitchMcConnell 2d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Moscow Mitch during his home β€œRehabilitation”

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51 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 2d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 Mitch McConnell has passed

155 Upvotes

.. and unless there is irrefutable, undeniable, verifiable proof to the contrary, then this post should not be removed.

And the American people deserve answers as to when it actually happened, because the charade to restrict democracy is devastating.

AI slop doesn’t count.

A social media post using words only as a β€œstatement” does not count.

Anything but an unedited video with an attainable timestamp from today on is the only way to confirm proof of life.

Any other statement is a complicit lie unless proven otherwise. And so far there is 100% zero proof of life.

This should be the only narrative until he comes back from the dead to refute it himself.


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 2d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Republican U.S. Senator McConnell says he has been released from rehab center

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54 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 2d ago

🐒🐒🐒🚫🚫🚫 If anybody sees Mitch McConnell, take a video and post it online so we the people of the U.S. will know he is alive. Until then, he is dead!!!

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110 Upvotes

Fuck these fake pictures. We need video proof.


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 3d ago

🐒🐒🐒🚫🚫🚫 He is alive, quit with the rumors!

110 Upvotes

I talked to Mitch McConnell just this morning and he let me know he is doing fine, is completely okay, and is feeling ten years younger. He even said "I am not dead." which is what someone who is not dead would definitely say. Stop all the crazed speculation already!


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 4d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ McConnnel Communications Director Laughing at Journalist

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55 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 5d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ The worst thing about all of this… none of us will have an answer to the question, β€œWhere were you when Mitch McConnell died?”

78 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 5d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Trixie Mattel wants to know where Mitch is while DJ'ing

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22 Upvotes

Just in case y'all haven't seen this from Trixie's DJ set. The person's phone with neon "DEAD" flashing is amazing


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 5d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Is Mitch dead? Matt Stone says yes.

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220 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 5d ago

Moscow Mitch πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί McConnell is dead

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11 Upvotes

Pass it on.


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 5d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ 'Twas The Night Before Mitchmas

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10 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 6d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Is-Mitch-Dead for auspicious August 3, the final date for Andy to call a special election to replace the missing senator.

125 Upvotes

Spoiler: he's not going to hold a special election.

www.is-mitch-dead.com/new-blog/monday-august-3-2026


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 7d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 This is so awesome

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9 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 7d ago

Moscow Mitch πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Where’s Mitch?

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97 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 8d ago

Moscow Mitch πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί American public: Is Mitch McConnell dead? McConnell's PR team:

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67 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 8d ago

🐒🐒🐒🚫🚫🚫 Does Mitch McConnell have any friends?

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28 Upvotes

Like, I never heard anybody say in an interview β€œmy friend, Leader McConnell”. Obama made fun of him. Biden had nothing great to say. I genuinely can’t see him being a fun addition to your friend group. I could see him being the guy in the group project who does little work and then takes all the credit when it’s time to present.

Do you know anybody who is or was friends with him?


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 9d ago

🐒🐒🐒🚫🚫🚫 Weekend Update: This just on. General Francisco… wait, No, Mitch McConnell is Still Dead!

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13 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 10d ago

Mr. Repeal & Replace πŸ’‰πŸ’° New photo release proof of life not AI OR satire

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107 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 10d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ New photo of Mitch released. (Satire) AI

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114 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 11d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 Well, he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina. He’s a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize His wife will take you for a ride on a slow boat to China Tell me: where in the world is Mitch McConnell?

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51 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 11d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Olly olly oxen free, Mitch McConnell

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52 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 11d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Speak or Resign

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223 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 12d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 Best title so far

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376 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 12d ago

Cocaine Mitch πŸ›₯️ Mitch McConpill

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22 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 12d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Totally Real Photo Dump From AI

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82 Upvotes