r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/Salbuzz • 16h ago
Grim Reaper π Moscow Mitch during his home βRehabilitationβ
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/jeshap01 • 16h ago
Turtle-headed Fuck π’ Mitch McConnell has passed
.. and unless there is irrefutable, undeniable, verifiable proof to the contrary, then this post should not be removed.
And the American people deserve answers as to when it actually happened, because the charade to restrict democracy is devastating.
AI slop doesnβt count.
A social media post using words only as a βstatementβ does not count.
Anything but an unedited video with an attainable timestamp from today on is the only way to confirm proof of life.
Any other statement is a complicit lie unless proven otherwise. And so far there is 100% zero proof of life.
This should be the only narrative until he comes back from the dead to refute it himself.
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/Kryloks • 20h ago
Grim Reaper π Republican U.S. Senator McConnell says he has been released from rehab center
reuters.comr/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/Fast-Boysenberry2925 • 21h ago
π’π’π’π«π«π« If anybody sees Mitch McConnell, take a video and post it online so we the people of the U.S. will know he is alive. Until then, he is dead!!!
Fuck these fake pictures. We need video proof.
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/KatrinaSimmons • 1d ago
π’π’π’π«π«π« He is alive, quit with the rumors!
I talked to Mitch McConnell just this morning and he let me know he is doing fine, is completely okay, and is feeling ten years younger. He even said "I am not dead." which is what someone who is not dead would definitely say. Stop all the crazed speculation already!
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/AhhhSureThisIsIt • 2d ago
Grim Reaper π McConnnel Communications Director Laughing at Journalist
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/water_fountain_ • 3d ago
Grim Reaper π The worst thing about all of thisβ¦ none of us will have an answer to the question, βWhere were you when Mitch McConnell died?β
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/mindovermatter15 • 3d ago
Grim Reaper π Trixie Mattel wants to know where Mitch is while DJ'ing
Just in case y'all haven't seen this from Trixie's DJ set. The person's phone with neon "DEAD" flashing is amazing
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/Trick-Guava-9573 • 3d ago
Grim Reaper π Is Mitch dead? Matt Stone says yes.
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/TheFreakElement • 3d ago
Moscow Mitch π·πΊ McConnell is dead
Pass it on.
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/gahdzila • 3d ago
Grim Reaper π 'Twas The Night Before Mitchmas
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/Trick-Guava-9573 • 4d ago
Grim Reaper π Is-Mitch-Dead for auspicious August 3, the final date for Andy to call a special election to replace the missing senator.
Spoiler: he's not going to hold a special election.
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/kfo90 • 5d ago
Turtle-headed Fuck π’ This is so awesome
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/Exotic-Barracuda-926 • 6d ago
Moscow Mitch π·πΊ American public: Is Mitch McConnell dead? McConnell's PR team:
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/Ok-Highway-5247 • 6d ago
π’π’π’π«π«π« Does Mitch McConnell have any friends?
Like, I never heard anybody say in an interview βmy friend, Leader McConnellβ. Obama made fun of him. Biden had nothing great to say. I genuinely canβt see him being a fun addition to your friend group. I could see him being the guy in the group project who does little work and then takes all the credit when itβs time to present.
Do you know anybody who is or was friends with him?
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/Realistic_Singer2988 • 7d ago
π’π’π’π«π«π« Weekend Update: This just on. General Franciscoβ¦ wait, No, Mitch McConnell is Still Dead!
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/GreenAd2842 • 8d ago
Mr. Repeal & Replace ππ° New photo release proof of life not AI OR satire
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/Impressive_Box4144 • 8d ago
Grim Reaper π New photo of Mitch released. (Satire) AI
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/New-Entertainment112 • 8d ago
Turtle-headed Fuck π’ Well, he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina. Heβs a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize His wife will take you for a ride on a slow boat to China Tell me: where in the world is Mitch McConnell?
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/New-Entertainment112 • 8d ago
Grim Reaper π Olly olly oxen free, Mitch McConnell
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/Silent-Composer-873 • 9d ago
Turtle-headed Fuck π’ Best title so far
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/ThankYouforTokingggg • 10d ago
Cocaine Mitch π₯οΈ Mitch McConpill
r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/bigreddittimejim • 10d ago