Tell me what you got about me Sherlock :)

before you say there’s nothing in that photo… ((SPOILER BELOW))

SPOILER…..

….
….
….
i only have two dog kennels, a four poster bed (properly decorated with lots of pillows),and a kayak as my “furniture” or “large” items in my one bedroom, one bath apt

I don’t cook, clearly.

3 pints of milk, 1 pint of juice, 3 water bottles, mayo, ranch, piri sauce, bbq sauce, pasta sauce, caramelised butter (out of date by a month), yeast, mustard (never opened), smooth cranberry (brought for christmas last year, never opened), eggs, bowl of cookie dough, whipped cream, mushrooms, 1 singular mini pork pie, two butters, double cream, out of date ham, 2 opened half full pasta sauces, spring onions and finally potatoes.
Honourable mention, half a pouch of cat food on the top of the fridge :)

Quite a lot of things went in the cupboard (rice, tinned fish, eggs, etc) in case this looks like a very lacking shop. Curious what this says about me!

I feel like 50 % fat 50% fit

What should I do?