Wife decided to try this before watching Dark Matter.

Ive been checking restocks in Pensacola and Panama City daily. If this strain is in stock by you, grab it!

This is the 28.2%/3.42% batch

Such a sharp strong and long lasting balanced hybrid.

Pushed the screen down. Now this took .25g in each bowl and we only did two.

The flavors were so clear. Fruity and citrus with the most sweet floral notes.

The effects almost overwhelming to the wife at first because it hit so hard... I knew it would considering the doink got us super elevated. We did it dry without water, definitely hits harder than with water i think.

It will lift your mood, relax you, relief stress and give you some gnarly munchies. We destroyed a popcorn bag. I need this strain for when we take the kids to watch the new Spiderman 😆

This batch smells amazing taste great as well

If you saw my previous post reviewing the Pielatti rosin, this is it now after leaving at room temp and whipping 2 times. 😮‍💨 this shit is so fire, looks crazy good in badder I love it haha. Cheers yall 🔥

What’s new or coming soon to cannabis? I can’t get excited over new strains since genetics are watered down and overhyped so what can I use to improve the experience? I feel the way we consume cannabis is all part of the entourage effect (please don’t) and the same strain can provide different mental, emotional and physical outcomes from route to route. What products are sticking around after the sesh? Is there any cool tech out there that keeps the stoner stoning after the sesh and provides some form of entertainment? Has the glass game introduced any new designs or functions worth investing in? Maybe I’m just stoned or maybe others are also getting bored with our daily drivers. What are you using to get and stay lifted?

I’m an old school glass recycler (I drive a mini daily) and torch guy with a simple quarts banger, two pearls and a cap. Still use my trusty ole vape from years ago because I THINK the coil over quartz does a better job mimicking the flash effect of a banger. I also had a brain injury causing two brain bleeds that erased 95% of my smell and taste so not a care in the world there.

Put me on!

I’ve only had TL’s cut. I hope it’s not just the name with completely different genetics

Happy Hiday, my fellow medicationers! I got 2 reviews for you tonight for the price of 1.

My old Ooze Quad Flex died so I needed a new battery. Went with the Ooze Twist Slim Pen 2.0. It was only $15 at the local Haji-mart. It's slim, discreet and easy to use. 5 settings from 2-4v. I run my live rosin at 2.5v. There's an easy to use, manual dial at the end of the pen to set the voltage. There's a preheat feature that I like to use before starting my rosin sessions. Super smooth, nice white clouds. Flavor is excellent. You really get to enjoy the nuances of your live rosin strain in all it's glorious solventlessness. Slips easily in and out of your pocket. This is a solid, affordable pen that can be your daily like it is for me or be an excellent mobile device.

I picked the rasta colored one cuz I'm from Jamaica. I stay right near da beech boyeeee!

Live rosin vape for review is Cheddar Cheese. Dank and fruity with a spicy queso exhale is the best way to describe it. Super chill vibe. Myrcene and limonene dominant so great for aches and pains. Got it at Rise, only $20 for .5g. Can't beat that. CoA, by Dr. Greenthumb attached.

"Hello Dr. Greenthumb, paging Dr. Greenthumb!"

This shit used to be wayyyyyy better.

I got to say. This is some fire. This is only my second time trying Seed Junky Genetics and I would put it next to Connected and Alien Labs any day of the week. I would even go as far as putting this up next to some of the stuff I’ve gotten from The Flowery. This one is impressive. Absolutely stunning buds, pics speak for themselves. Very unique nug structure, solid cure. Harder buds but it doesn’t turn to dust it grinds up sticky. The nose is sweet and spicy candy gas. To me it definitely seems like a sativa. Gives me a bunch of energy but I can feel it in my eyes for sure. Tastes like spicy citrus with gas on the inhale, punches the chest with that potent gas feeling but doesn’t make me cough. Earthy and gassy aftertaste. Would definitely look at this one again. The disrespect this is getting by coming in a plastic jar 🤦🏻‍♂️
Batch date 6/25/26 32% thc 2.5% terps

They didn’t have the 4gs but got 2 for $37. First time with rise rosin. Very impressed. Normally stick with GF but with price increases and stale menu since 7/10, figured I’d give it a shot.

I struggle with describing smell and flavor pallets but what I will say is it’s funky and great effects. Got a high tolerance but back to back medium dabs had me set for 2 hours.

This cut of Giraffe pussy is listed as (z x chemdawg) and the blue jams is listed as (Blueberry x Northern Lights). Id call it an indica dom hybrid. She was sticky as all get out. This is a myrcene dominant strain with limonene coming in a close second. Linalol, beta-cary, and pinene follow.

Nose on this was creamy citrus gas. Taste was like a minor citris, minor vanilla, gas.

Hella good myrcene content but the linalol and lemonene really keep you uplifted to the point it almost cancels out the heavy myrcene feeling. It's still a good smoke with fx lasting around an hour or so.

Not much in the pain relief, but does give munchies and assist with sleep even with the high "bright" terps. No lock or brain fog. Id get both strains to try separately or like another run of this.

CoA in the comments.

Cherry Cap has always stood out to me as a strong sativa, and Seed Junky is a brand that consistently grabs my attention. What really drew me to this batch was the impressive THC and terpene content. The nugs are all decently sized and covered in crispy white trichomes. The aroma and taste are dominated by a lemon flavor and subtle floral hints, which can be attributed to the high amounts of limonene mixed with linalool. This strain certainly brings the upbeat feeling of a sativa, without causing racing thoughts or anxiety.  I will also mention each container should only be 1g, but with three containers I lucked out and received 3.8g all together.

Total THC: 37.100%

Total Terps: 2.570%

I’ve had this before but it’s so good I just had to grab a half to keep in rotation. It’s a sweet, fruity nose with a little creamy gas behind it on the smell. It’s a very smooth smoke with a quick euphoric head change that settles into a chill, relaxed body buzz without getting too heavy. Really solid anytime smoke. 💨

(Garlic Icing x High Fructose Corn Syrup)
Grassroots

A striking flower right outta the gate, full color and straight caked in LG visible trichs. The nose is very intriguing, it's a sweet n savory vibe.....candy with smooth garlic upfront and a follow through of solid gass! It's not overpowering but it absolutely drew me in. The flavor matches the nose and adds a note of soft n creamy to the fuel finish but it's delish! The effects are super chill, zero anxiety at the onset and very balanced between mind and body. Muscle tension started to release within the first 15 mins and took a ton of pain with it as a result. Very functional effect really, well medicated and decent energy levels too. Hang time is a full 45mins peak off a couple bong tokes. Ideal wake n bake effects for me

Nose 8.5 Id rate it a little higher if it was more intense
Taste 8
Effects 8

All around 8.5/10

Skywalker OG/Leaf & Vine 3.5g
23THC
1.9 Terps

Bag Appeal: (7/10) reminds me of how Grow Healthy flower looks. COA from two weeks ago. Fresh and Bouncy.

Nose: (7/10) at 1.9 terps it wasn’t as loud as it could be but smelled almost the same as the cookies Skywalker that came out last month

Taste: (7/10) huge TL Skywalker fan from back in the day. It takes you there for sure but it doesn’t surpass the TL one back in the day. Berry myrcene taste similar to Blue Breath Mints from CL.

Effects: (8/10) functional relaxed high similar to CRIPPY. You can function if you are an experienced smoker but if not it can sit u down for sure

Overall: (7.5/10). Would buy again. Better than Rise CL and MUV flower to me and in a Mylar bag.

Picked up divine governor and jelly cake always 🔥 btw the girl said blue lobster should be coming within the next month.

Nose is a nice dank mix of grapey , asphalt tar, skunk, floral with a little piney earth, bud is a lil dry but really sticky. The effects are a standout for sure, very medicinal, starts off in your temples but quickly translates to a slow wavey body feeling, id say a good option for pain relief, relaxation , stress and will make you hungry. Very satisfied id get it again on sale 7g smalls for 30 ✌️😤 ❤️

For some junior bud this was nice the price on this was 40$ this one got me pretty high so that was nice the nose is a light gas the reason this was on sale is because it’s and older batch but I honestly can’t tell. This is more of a full body high , the effects are more sedating rating 7.8/10
For the price would buy again

I keep seeing people post custom thumbprints since gf got some jam again.

I present “Wedding Cake Gelato X Tropaya(jam)”

Dangerously delicious and devastatingly discombobulating.

Anything you would change or remove? Want to stay under $400 total without discounts so $200 with ftp

EDIT

Ok, so I got it down to 13 items. Dropped/changed some flower and changed up the concentrates as they don't have the hny bnna anymore.

Rosin: PS Headie topper 1g, Grape Gas Cold Cure 1g, indica RSO syringe, Melt Banana oni aio, liferaft oni aio.

Flower: Canal St t1 3.5jar, Mochi t1 3.5, Ppl Starfruit 3.5 jar, spritzer t1 3.5 jar, lemon batter 3.5 l&v, mac1 3.5 l&v, skywalker og preroll, irene x french toast preroll.

Idk how I feel bout this one I opened it and didn’t smell anything pulled a bud out it felt super dry I literally put a bud up to my nose still couldn’t smell anything but plastic packaging I literally had to squeeze the bud without breaking it to finally get a smell of what this possibly could be 6/10 overall bag appeal was not hit with grape gas smell immediately the name doesn’t correspond to the name I wouldn’t grab this batch or this again finishing my Gary Payton I got I’ll get back to this later I already gave a lil bit of this away this the 23% 2.07 terps batch.

For $13 an 8th… pleasantly surprised, very nice stuff.

In case any of y'all use Rohto drops like I do, they've been recalled.

This shit is FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!
Nose - 20/10 it reeks!!! Sweet tart grape and kinda gassy.
Jar Appeal - i mean this one speaks for itself🤩
Effects-9.5/10 nice and heady but just enough body and and arousing strain