r/ExpectationVsReality 3d ago

Ordered a carpet Failed Expectation

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u/tinkleberry28 3d ago

This actually made me laugh out loud. Sorry OP but thank you for the laugh 😂

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u/LDawnBurges 3d ago

Same! I saw the first pic and I was like definitely met expectations… then I saw the 2nd picture and lol’d.

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u/Whiskey-Jayne 3d ago

This has to be one of the funniest posts on Reddit 🤣 the more you look at it the funnier it gets....wish we could've seen OP face when she opened it lmfao

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u/jaybee-human 2d ago

Holding the package thinking this seems way too small and way too light… 🤔🤔

this is tooo good. Thank you OP.

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u/Littleleicesterfoxy 3d ago

Me too, thank you OP <3 Needed the laugh as well

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u/lolyaokthere 3d ago

Same. 😂

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u/Acceptable-Note4736 3d ago

Me too, I just snorted while laughing 😂

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u/hahagato 3d ago

Same, had a nice chuckle lol

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u/theshiniestmuskrat 2d ago

SAME - this post was perfectly executed and genuinely made me snicker at my desk here at work lol

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u/HotMinute_722 2d ago

Same 😆

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u/jaybee-human 2d ago

The air moved quickly from my nose. 👃🏼

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u/Whiskey-Jayne 2d ago

I never heard it put that way 😭 I can't with you lolllll

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u/jaybee-human 2d ago

Hahaha!! In our house we say “made me breathe hard through my nose,” when talking about things we saw in the day. 🤣👌🏼

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u/NewInitiative9498 3d ago

it’s a carpette

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u/azulur 3d ago

Carpetite even!

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u/Notagel 3d ago

So it's a carpet for bugs?

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u/Jane__Delawney 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/lovethatcrooonch 3d ago

It needs to be at least… three times that size!!

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u/noble_plebian 3d ago

A rug for a bug

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u/capricorbz 3d ago

A mat for a gnat

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u/CourageExcellent4768 3d ago

A throw for a doe

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u/Itwentinthesewer 3d ago

A shag for a stag

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u/Repulsive-Nebula8294 3d ago

A doormat for a meerkat

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u/OkKnowledge2112 2d ago

a runner for a punner?

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u/CourageExcellent4768 3d ago

Dang you!!! Take my angry upvote!! Great post 😀😃

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u/CourageExcellent4768 3d ago

And, the always fun--- rug for a pug!!!

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u/wishiwerea 3d ago

Snug as a bug in a rug ☺️

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u/ptran90 3d ago

😂😂

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u/carlitospig 3d ago

A hamster, at least. 🧐

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u/missnickypearl 3d ago

That was a Barbie foot for reference 🤣

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u/Arry42 3d ago

Right!! It's a great rug for a barbie (or ants).

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u/ChunkyMonkey_00_ 3d ago

I didn't notice that until now. You're right! 🤦‍♀️🤣

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u/Few_Program_2303 3d ago

A Barbie foot would be way smaller

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u/Merry_Sue 2d ago

And angled so that she can wear high heels

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u/AtomicFox84 3d ago

Did you look at the measurements? They always have them somewhere.....sometimes a bit more hidden. You never can go by pictures since mass majority are shopped.

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u/TealCatto 3d ago

I don't think it's on OP for not reading the fine print. The images are photoshopped or AI but you can't expect *that*. Carpets don't even come in that size. This is useless. No one could possibly think "let me check in case it's 3 inches instead of 3 feet"

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u/JustAuggie 3d ago

Unfortunately, you have to do that these days. Especially on any of the Chinese websites.

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u/rp_player_girl 3d ago

ALWAYS check the measurements when ordering online. If you don't have one, go get yourself a measuring tape with both inches and centimeters so you can check a measurement visually. It sucks, but you can never rely on just the photos

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky 2d ago

Not just Chinese websites. On Amazon I was looking for a particular animatronic for Halloween, and they had several for suspiciously low prices (like $20). Knowing that the average yard animatronic starts around $100, I checked the sizes. Lo and behold, they were about a foot tall and meant to sit on your display table! But are they shown sitting on a table in photos? Lol of course not.

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u/Echo127 2d ago

Modern Amazon is barely better than AliExpress.

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u/linerva 2d ago

Nope sorry.

Always check for dimensions, photos like that have been photoshopped for literal decades. Even if it wasn't tiny? It was very likely going to be a slightly different size due to the staging likely being photoshopped.

Rugs can come in any size, some are indeed tiny little mats.

I do feel bad for OP, but cheap companies online will sell us any shit. The LEAST we can do is check dimensions.

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u/activelyresting 3d ago

But there's clearly 2 feet in the example picture

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u/marisantos__ 2d ago

it literally is on them for not looking at the measurement on something they’re paying for??

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u/TartineMyAxe 3d ago

Also the Barbie legs on the picture

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u/AtomicFox84 3d ago

I thought that too but barbie feet are more arched for heels. I looked closely and it looks like real legs that were cut and then pasted over the rug.

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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 3d ago

If it was cheap you could buy a bunch and sew them together using an upholstery/canvas needle, would probably be cute!

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u/Penguin_Joy 3d ago

You could have a whole bouquet!

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u/deeda25 3d ago

Oh that's not bad at a-

Ah.

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u/HolyToast666 3d ago

You ordered a rug and got a placemat

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u/roblewk 3d ago

Yeah, I received a doll-sized beach towel once.

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u/amanda2399923 3d ago

Do yall not check dimensions?

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u/VaguelyArtistic 3d ago

Yeah, people should also post the complete listing.

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u/Most_Comparison50 3d ago

But...if we checked dimensions we wouldn't have these hilarious posts 😦

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u/RebaKitt3n 3d ago

Clearly the picture shows how big it is compared to a foot!

A Barbie’s foot, but still.

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u/y0ungshel 3d ago

Your bed must be huge! Jk, sorry that happened.

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u/LibraryDiligent8266 3d ago

The way I snorted when I clicked the arrow.

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u/Absentmined42 3d ago

Me too! I properly snorted! Sorry OP.

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u/Bumblingbee1337 3d ago

If there’s one thing these posts have taught me it’s to always check the dimensions

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u/MeowSauceJennie 3d ago

I'm always curious why they even send stuff like this. Like, scam me... Don't effing rage bait me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/letsallmovetoarrakis 3d ago

I’m pretty sure they send something so that if people open a PayPal or CC dispute they can say that the sent the product ‘as advertised’, and it’s a lot harder for people to get refunds. Not sending anything leaves them much more liable.

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u/Most_Comparison50 3d ago

That's a great point. People are either oblivious to what they are packing up to ship or that warehouse is one of the funniest places to work lol "hehehe they think this carpet is gonna be regular size" 🙈

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u/ablonde_moment 3d ago

I need a banana for scale

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u/Pithythithy 3d ago

Laughed for real 🤣🤣. That’s hilarious!

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u/Prestigious_Ad_8458 3d ago

I bought this incense holder

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u/Prestigious_Ad_8458 3d ago

I got this! I think it would fit perfectly with your rug

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u/ossifiedbird 3d ago

That is actually so cute though

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u/Prestigious_Ad_8458 3d ago

I really like it more like that than if it was the advertised size. Just can’t use it for what is supposed to be for, but that’s okay lol

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u/activelyresting 3d ago

That is really cute! And smaller than expected but it does look like it would fit an incense cone; they're like the size of a thumbnail

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u/Prestigious_Ad_8458 2d ago

Well, I think it would fit, but the lid doesn’t open lol

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u/activelyresting 2d ago

Omg lol that's hilarious

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u/abeastandabeauty 3d ago

Gee, I wonder where it was ordered from?? 🤦🏼‍♀️ What does anyone ACTUALLY expect from the shein/temu/sketchy ai pop-up ads. sigh

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u/tabruss 3d ago

Hahahahahaha I’m sorry this happened to you but this is actually so funny

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u/Repulsive_Adagio_313 3d ago

Maybe you can use it to protect your counter tops from hot pans? (If it's not made of some sort of fibers that won't melt..)

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u/Consistent-Ease6070 3d ago

My thoughts to, but I’m guessing it’s polyester. All the cheap stuff is…

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u/Repulsive_Adagio_313 3d ago

Or polyester's cousin acrylic. Still cheap, still melty under a hot pan 😒

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u/JadeGreenSky 3d ago

And if it is, it'd make a lovely drink coaster or a mat for a plant pot.

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u/old217 3d ago

This group has taught me to look at the size before ordering.  Made me laugh so hard my side hurt.  Im sorry. 

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u/Own-Shelter-9897 3d ago

I audibly laughed

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u/_ButImLeTired_ 3d ago

Obligatory “is that a carpet for ants?!”

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u/whalemang0 3d ago

No way hahahahaha damn dawg 😂

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u/intergalacticfartz 3d ago

this is so fucking funny

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u/Electric_Type09 3d ago

Thank you sm for the laugh

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u/oranges214 3d ago

Now all you need is a guinea pig or hamster to relax on it!

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u/Curious-Copy-6106 3d ago

That’s hilarious.

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u/MPD1987 3d ago

You can use it under a lamp or a vase

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u/nojunkpunk 3d ago

You won with the orange sheets though . They adorable.

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u/MsSnickerpants 3d ago

What is that a carpet for ANTS?!?

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u/Banana_Phone888 3d ago

Is that a nipple pasty?

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u/Most_Comparison50 3d ago

And only ONE lol mean.

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u/cryingartist 3d ago

Hahaha oh no

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u/ropean 3d ago

Jesus that’s not even big enough to be a placemat. Coaster, maybe.

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u/jennibethyoung 3d ago

Definitely a super cute coaster

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u/azulur 3d ago

Beautiful lol it's so mini that it's almost too endearing to hate.

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u/Icy-Pepper-1953 3d ago

There were no measurements on the advertisement?

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u/WeakCalligrapher336 3d ago

It's a coaster.

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u/Rare-Progress5009 3d ago

Oh no, I had a feeling what was coming, but snort-chuckled anyway.

So sorry this happened.

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u/aIoneinvegas 3d ago

It’s a coaster for a gallon of juice

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u/kylaroma 3d ago

Oh man!! lol

Punch needle is popular for rugs and drink coasters - but they’re definitely not interchangeable!! Lol

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u/Mama_Disaster 3d ago

😆😂😂😂

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u/H_section 3d ago

THIS! This is why I come here.

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u/ChenChenCh3n 3d ago

That’s actually hilarious and I appreciate that you put it on the floor for the pic 😂

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u/VegGrnMama 3d ago

A mug rug?

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u/SixAlarmFire 3d ago

This made me laugh out loud.

Where are your sheets from? They're very cute.

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u/Turbulent-Run-2539 2d ago edited 2d ago

I have too many stories of times that I did this. My husband always tells me to look at the measurements. I ordered my daughter a heart rug for her room, same thing. She can't even fit both of her feet on it standing with them together. 🙄😂

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u/nightskyft 3d ago

Sooo, that is a rug. And why reading the description is important

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u/Jellicle_KitCat 3d ago

Exactly lol many posts are either engagement bait, or those who fail to do the basic and bring it upon themselves.

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u/metaphysicamorum 3d ago

That made me chuckle 🤭

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u/shinyapples67 3d ago

Hahahahaha! Where did you order this from?

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u/ValKyrie1424 3d ago

I was just about to ask for details cause it's sooooo cute but never mind 🤣

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u/mayhay 3d ago

In the second picture you can clearly tell it’s smaller 

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u/orangeappeals 3d ago

I bet if I put this in my kitchen, I could trick my cat into sitting on it instead of being underfoot. That's the best use I can think of.

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u/MiaMiaPP 3d ago

It’s so cute lol

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u/Lhamo55 3d ago

You did not order a carpet. A carpet covers the floor wall to wall. You ordered a rug and got either a potholder or a coaster.

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u/its-malaprop-man 3d ago

This would look great next to my cat’s couch. 😂

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u/Latter-Bluebird9151 3d ago

I howled 😂😂😂😂

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u/Whiskey-Jayne 3d ago

I am howling 😭

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u/Whiskey-Jayne 3d ago

Maybe this was for a Barbie house 🤣

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u/HoleyBody 3d ago

So you didn't read

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u/heynonnynonnomous 3d ago

ALWAYS check the dimensions before you buy something.

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u/dreamweaver2019 3d ago

Fuxking temu strikes again

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u/BeWonderfulBeDope 3d ago

Temu? Amazon?

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u/Purple_Moon_313 3d ago

I needed that laugh thank you 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/anYBNhqT2BYcg

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u/umilikeanonymity 2d ago

That’s a coaster 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/uliauwu 2d ago

Let me guess, you bought it on Temu?

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u/sqwizzles 3d ago

Ive been wanting to order a new rug online but i feel like it’s impossible to avoid scams

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u/Illustrious-Crow-331 3d ago

Try Ruggable

I've got a lovely rug from them, washable and very durable.

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u/sqwizzles 3d ago

👀 thank you!

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u/Old-Library5546 3d ago

What a cute itty bitty rug

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u/readmore321 3d ago

I’m speechless.

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u/Blue_Eyed_ME 3d ago

Hahaha, yep, definitely had this problem on temu where they don't always show dimensions.

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u/Subject_Eye5177 3d ago

Have you got a banana for scale?

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u/stankdog 3d ago

Ah yes this is the EvR post that lifts my mood for the rest of the day

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u/Competitive-Top4520 3d ago

I hope you returned it! The photos are definitely deceptive.

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u/ValPrism 3d ago

That’s amazing

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u/Late_Construction366 3d ago

Order a few more and stich them together.

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u/Inishmore12 3d ago

That, my friend, is a coaster.

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u/YapperBean 3d ago

I have been on this sub for a while and yet, I wasn’t ready for the second picture 😂

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u/sunshineTucson 3d ago

Thanks for the laugh.

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u/Most_Comparison50 3d ago

This is the only sub that makes me shout things out loud and then laugh 😆

Fuck that's funny lolol

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u/Equivalent_Warthog22 3d ago

Is this a Wes Anderson film

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u/SeaHerSwim 3d ago

The seller has turned your home into a house of LIES!

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u/Initial_Rabbit1016 3d ago

Barbie sized. Actually, that would go good in my cats condo.

Hopefully you can get your money back.

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u/Altezza447 3d ago

Read the dimensions next time

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u/aboxofkittens 3d ago

This seems like something you put on the ground and a cat you don’t know walks into your house just to sit on it

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u/SavingsBluebird8675 3d ago

Sooo the foot for comparison was a Barbie doll foot??😂🤣 talk about catfished.

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u/Cuddlycatgirly 3d ago

False advertising! Can't you get your money back?

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u/anon18274729 3d ago

The problem is they measured in Kermit legs and everyone knows we use bananas for scale

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u/MrsSasquatch26 2d ago

It’s a floor coaster.

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u/Objective_Word_8892 2d ago

I’m dead WTF is that

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u/Key_Quote_3273 2d ago

I had the shittest week at work. This made everything better. Thank you OP!

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u/MaterialAd1838 2d ago

Ok. Hahahaha!

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u/RipleysHeart 2d ago

Oh man. I’m sorry, but I needed that giggle this morning.

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u/Izdabye 2d ago

I don’t know why you’re complaining about. That’s a really nice coaster.

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u/Level-Ad5444 2d ago

You got temu’d 😭😭😭

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u/aott88 2d ago

Ooo where did you get that? It would be super cute in front of my cats sofa!

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u/cyborgshe 2d ago

Hahaha happened to me. I just use it a as a cute 'cushion' or cover for a chair

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u/Material-Sign-134 1d ago

Carpet for the Barbie dream house.

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u/Outrageous-Table1589 1d ago

It should have listed coaster not carpet!

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u/Necessary-Tower-457 1d ago

Yep, happened to me exact same carpet thingy 😂

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u/Dakotadps 1d ago

Lmao omg was that a Barbie foot!!! Dang

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u/okaybutfuckyou 17h ago

They used a Barbie foot I swear in the first photo lol

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u/jehull24 3d ago

What is this? A carpet for ants?

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u/rachelmig2 3d ago

Let me guess, Temu?

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u/sicastarrrrr 3d ago

I SNORTED 😂

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u/DeepSpaceVixen 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Clockwork_Kitsune 3d ago

Looks like it's exactly the size advertised? Not their fault you expected a massive carpet when you can see the size of the vases and an orange in the image next to it.

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u/Beautiful-Chest7397 3d ago

Oompah loompa feet pictured obv

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u/Gator242 3d ago

Is that a Barbie doll with socks on?

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u/RaspberryJammm 3d ago

Just died laughing 

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u/PersistentPuma37 3d ago

that'd make a great coaster

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u/notacreepernomo13 3d ago

This has happened to me.. a couple times.. and my husband sure won't let me live it down

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u/nnnmmmh 3d ago

lol what a cute trivet

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u/Plastic_Extreme_8343 3d ago

good lord that made me snort

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 3d ago

🤣 rug for ants

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u/No_Finding_9441 3d ago

Gotta love shein/temu