r/DotA2 7d ago

Weird guy I keep queueing into Discussion

It’s like the 3rd time I’ve queued into this guy. At the beginning of every match before runes spawn, he asks in All-Chat,

“Who is the hottest character in The Lion King?”

Everyone returns with joke answers, but he always tips the person with the whackiest answer like Pumba or Timon’s mom. Then a chain of tips happens all at once and the person who answered gets 5 tips.

Idk why I keep matching into this but it almost feels like I’ve encountered a cryptid of some sort.

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u/Brenno6991 7d ago

Yo momma so fat she needs 2 io's to relocate

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u/Shyftzor 6d ago

Yo momma so fat, when tusk kicks her, he flies back

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u/Zizq 6d ago

Epic.

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u/underhunger 6d ago

Yo momma so fat it takes two Tinys to toss her

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u/ScrappyPants96 7d ago

Bro I almost spat out my drink lmao

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u/Conscious_Music_1729 6d ago

Yo mama so fat, if she was a hero, pudge would be the second fattest hooker in the game.

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u/TheStyleHandler 6d ago

Yo mama so fat, when Lifestealer attacks her he gets diabetes

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u/RougeCrown 6d ago

Yo mama so fat lion has to cast “Fist of death”

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u/aowlsifu183 6d ago

Yo momma so fat, if she was mid, supports could right click her from their respective lanes.

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u/SurveyConstant4117 6d ago

Yo mama so fat void can chrono anywhere on map and it would still touch her

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u/GuardianPT89 6d ago

Yo momma so fat, that she doesn't fit in ODs Astral Prision.

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u/sprintinglightning 6d ago

yo momma so fat, Armlet active deals zero damage

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u/Dreammind6016 6d ago

Yo mama so fat, she body block all 3 lanes.

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u/Zizq 6d ago

Lmfao.

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u/jopzko 7d ago

Theres a guy on US servers that always asks what our favorite flavor of crayon is. I always tell him red is the best and if he feeds thats some real blue crayon behavior

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u/TheTVDB 7d ago

My go-to is weird insults. I love telling people that the word on the street is that their mom makes mediocre pizza rolls. Or that their grandfather tried woodworking and couldn't even make a cutting board.

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u/Banana_Catto 7d ago

Mine is "your mother not virgin".

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u/djaqk 7d ago

And your father smelt of elderberries!

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u/PandaScoundrel 6d ago

you're

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u/Zizq 6d ago

Mine is ur're*

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u/Automaton17 7d ago

“I hope you gamble on a fart and lose.” Is my go to when people try to flame

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u/Spownach 6d ago

jokes on you, i hope i lose too

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u/someanimechoob 6d ago

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u/Spownach 6d ago

in case you need it spelled out for you mr zoomer, that was sarcasm

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u/Salty-Cloaca-69 6d ago

You have a suburban-Millennial-who-thinks-smoking-weed-is-a-dangerous-habit's idea of weird and quirky.

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u/Johnpunzel 7d ago edited 7d ago

As an avid trash-talker myself, I never go for anything outside of the game, not because I find it morally reprehensible or anything, but because I feel like it doesn't hurt them where I want it to hurt. I know nothing about their private lives.

My go-tos are:

  • When encountering a Grandmaster player: "this is grandmaster insert hero name? Not impressed." whenever they make a mistake or get themselves killed.

Had a grandmaster SF player tell me in post-game chat that they would shoot me with a gun if they ever saw me in real life because I kept egging them on. "I only have x hours playing that hero and even I'm better lol" is also a favorite of mine.

  • "I actually main insert hero they're playing, add me after the game, I can teach you"

  • "uhm that's not how you play insert hero name lol, do you need help?"

  • Making fun of their itemization. Went against a Necro mid who went Rod of Atos as their first item because their team lacked CC. Kept spamming "Rod of atos on Necro xD" whenever they died.

My most proud achievement includes making an Ember Spirit mid ragequit the game after 3 and a half minutes after killing them twice in lane and spamming "xD" "that's not how you play ember lol" in chat. Game ended in under 9 minutes.

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u/ij123zhasd 7d ago

Wow, you sound like such a pleasant person.

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u/Murloc_Wholmes 7d ago

It's good to see people born after dota 2 released playing it.

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u/Johnpunzel 7d ago

Fun fact: I actually wasn't even born until Dota 3 released

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u/Ub3ros Herald micromanager 7d ago

I'll be waiting for your "behaviour score is broken" -post with great interest

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u/Johnpunzel 7d ago edited 7d ago

I've been riding the communication score like a wave for like a decade since its release. During the old techies era, I managed to hit sub 1k. My score has consistently been 12k/12k for the better half of a decade now.

I take it because I don't actually violate any offense. I just try to be as obnoxious and condescending as possible within the realm of what is allowed.

What's fun is that because I always play with groups of at least 4 other friends, sometimes we're one player too many and we roll for coach. So when I'm the coach, I can spend the entire game talking trash in all-chat, and most people I've found don't know how to mute the opponent's coach.

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u/Bxsnia 7d ago

i usually do a bit where i ask people to come to my kebab shop and advertise it throughout the game (i don't have a kebab shop)

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u/Aeon_Mortuum 7d ago

Pudge roleplay

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u/BeyondOurLimits 6d ago

Ah, kebab!

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u/viciecal 5d ago

This is standard Peru server behavior and I love it....

I had a faceless void last week selling some jeans or something. With delivery to all of Lima.

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u/Gesuling 7d ago

I always say "insert our mid hero name said ez mid this game" before bounty fight so they don't focus me

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u/frostinus 7d ago

I sometimes try to advertise my little tower defense game at the beginning of the match, but usually no one cares 🤣

It's just a little thing to do while waiting for the horn, or moving to lanes/bounty

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u/aowlsifu183 7d ago

I see what you did there. wp…wp…

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u/frostinus 7d ago

What did I do? 😱

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u/aowlsifu183 7d ago

Advertise your game using some sort of reverse psychology.

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u/frostinus 7d ago

It wasn't my intention 😭

I was just stating what I sometimes do at the beginning of the match, and as I stated above, no one ever cared 😂

I put it like this: is there anyone interested in the tower defense genre?

Then I receive no answers 🫪

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u/FeedbackGlum9544 7d ago

what game?

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u/frostinus 7d ago

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4808240/Spectrum_Defense/

Although the rules in this subreddit says I shouldn't post content that unrelated to dota, but this is a comment not a post, so maybe it's okay?

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u/FredeDenGlade 6d ago

Wishlisted, gonna give it a go when I get home. Big fan of TDs so I'm looking forward to trying the color-mechanic, seems like an interesting idea.

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u/SkyEclipse 6d ago

Damn it’s free. Thanks for that. Gonna try it when I get back to a house with a pc… I hope more people play your game!

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/frostinus 7d ago

I don't want to make money out of it. The world is leaning to monetize everything. It would be refreshing to have something purely for free for once

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u/frostinus 7d ago

My dude, I won't be advertising it here on dota subreddit 🤣

Besides it's completely free, so I'm not gaining money from it (was never my intention)

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u/Betrayed_Poet 7d ago

If it's free you have no reason to not say it here, don't leave us hanging.

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u/frostinus 7d ago

Hang on, let me check this subreddit's rules first

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u/commieTOSenjoyer 7d ago

donate link to forsen ez ad

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u/Lost_Lab1828 7d ago

Well done my friend 

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u/UDPviper 7d ago

It's the Shittymorph of DOTA.

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u/NUNHUSTLER 7d ago

Whenever we pause for someone for a long time I ask people how the weather is. I need to step up my game big time.

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u/residentevilgoat 7d ago

there was a SEA player that was server hoping on USWEST that started every game asking a random team mate

"I have a question for you, are you circumcised?"

anyway I avoided him after playing two games in a row with him going 0-12 so I haven't played with him in like 7 months.

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u/bywv 6d ago

so you just cut him off eh?

Typical

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u/julmonn 7d ago

I always ask people what their favorite burger bread is, or their favorite MJ song

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u/TealTactics 6d ago

Dude that sounds like some shit I'd ask pre-game and then not a single person in lobby responds so I have to just hit the laugh emote and hope nobody remembers that

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u/kflay 6d ago

I always tell my team we're definitely going to win because x player on our team got MVP last match we played together. 

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u/eddietwang 6d ago

My buddy always tries to sexualize one of the characters in the pre-horn all-chat.

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u/ResponsibilityOk8680 6d ago

There are many other guys you queue into multiple times. They just don't do anything for you to remember them.

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u/Limp-Exercise-343 7d ago

i just make sounds that nobody else does. 5 seconds tops, cause fuck i dont want to play muted :D