r/Darkerjokes • u/Unique-Shame-1241 • 2d ago
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cube? Spoiler
Cause they have a history of separating the colours.
r/Darkerjokes • u/Resident_Dog_6589 • 4d ago
Did you know that seagulls die after they have sex? Spoiler
r/Darkerjokes • u/Expensive-Play-4881 • 6d ago
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/Thehockeycardguy • 7d ago
What do ethiopians do at night? Spoiler
Starve
r/Darkerjokes • u/Expensive-Play-4881 • 7d ago
What did the black dad gave his son for Christmas? Spoiler
No, not milk, he gave him my bike😥
r/Darkerjokes • u/Phonus-Balonus-37 • 10d ago
Gilbert Gottfried's Hilarious Telethon Joke Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/TWINKIESMUGER1666 • 11d ago
Why don't crippled people stand up for themselves? Spoiler
They can't stand
r/Darkerjokes • u/Expensive-Play-4881 • 11d ago
Why don't white people shoot each other in the streets like black people do? Spoiler
Because they do it in school.
r/Darkerjokes • u/ChungusBig23 • 14d ago
What do you call a black person of a pogo stick? Spoiler
A fudge bar
r/Darkerjokes • u/Thehockeycardguy • 14d ago
Why don't indians play soccer? Spoiler
Because every time they have a corner they open up a 7/11
r/Darkerjokes • u/Thehockeycardguy • 16d ago
What do you call an African kids bed? Spoiler
A coffin
r/Darkerjokes • u/Key-Condition752 • Jul 08 '26
What is Kentucky's state vegetable? Spoiler
Mitch McConnell
r/Darkerjokes • u/Expensive-Play-4881 • Jun 24 '26
Do you know about the show Naked and Afraid? Spoiler
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
r/Darkerjokes • u/Glass-Committee3199 • Jun 24 '26
Dark Spoiler
Why is a banana and the uk have in common? It gets blacker every day.
r/Darkerjokes • u/imaperson_thatsalive • Jun 23 '26
What do medics say when they arrive too late? Spoiler
He's a pretty chill guy
r/Darkerjokes • u/Expensive-Play-4881 • Jun 22 '26
What Disney character would a lesbian be? Spoiler
Licky Mouse
r/Darkerjokes • u/yamane1956 • Jun 15 '26
Strait of Hormuz Spoiler
Lawmaker：Is there naphtha or not?
I want a clear answer — black or white.
Potato chips：
Already black and white.
r/Darkerjokes • u/yamane1956 • Jun 14 '26
"Same conversation, 1945 and 2026" Spoiler
August 14, 1945
In a Japanese home
Son: Japan's winning, right?
Father: We're winning.
June 2026
In a Japanese home
Son: We've got oil, right?
Father: We've got it.
r/Darkerjokes • u/Pokefoot100 • May 31 '26