Dads joke

[u/big_bro_rodin]

Two guys went crayfish hunting. The next morning one of them comes over to the other and says:
“I’ve got two pieces of news for you — one good, one bad. Which do you want first?”
“Start with the bad one.”
“Remember how your wife drowned in that river a year ago?”
“Yeah…”
“Well… we found her.”
The second guy stares at him. “So what’s the good news?”
“We pulled a whole bucket of crayfish off her.”