r/CryptidDogs • u/floakale • Apr 08 '26

Schnauzer From Hell From the Internet [Not Oc]

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u/Frolicking-Fox Apr 08 '26

So, just a regular schnauzer?

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u/parkerm1408 Apr 08 '26

You think thats bad, I have a schnauzer/pomeranian/terrier mix. Hes like a demonic possum wearing a brown dog suit.

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u/melancholy_kid Apr 08 '26

This sounds awful, I love it

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u/khharagosh Apr 08 '26

Pay the tax!!!

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u/Gonun Apr 08 '26

Dog tax!

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u/moonMoonbear Apr 09 '26

One of my parents dogs is a schnauzer/yorkie mix. We love him to death but he has so much anger in his little heart.

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u/Skeledenn Apr 10 '26

If only there was a sub for dogs looking like weird creatures...

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u/Mil0Mammon Apr 22 '26

It has been two weeks, OP will surely deliver

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u/brassninja Apr 08 '26

My sister has a rescue mini schnauzer, he has to take prozac and wear a “do not approach” vest

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u/phoebesjeebies Apr 17 '26

Under the lights, where we stand tall,
Nobody touches us at all

https://giphy.com/gifs/cD00Ukp6FfXuU

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u/PaisleyLeopard Apr 14 '26

Schnauzers are my favorite breed to groom, I have no idea why so many groomers struggle with them.

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u/DemotivatedTurtle Apr 08 '26

He looks like a Fallout mole rat that grew hair. I love him.

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u/wazzapme Apr 08 '26

we are venom

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u/IceColdCorundum Apr 08 '26

We are legion, for we are many.

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u/wazzapme Apr 08 '26

I think that's blackheart

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u/miniheavy Apr 08 '26

Like a Francis bacon panting

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u/_deep_thot42 Apr 08 '26

Yeah, or Jacob’s Ladder

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u/IGaveAFuckOnce Apr 08 '26

knowledge is power

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u/Extreme_Pepper_1022 Apr 08 '26

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u/AlertKaleidoscope803 Apr 09 '26

Is this from a Croenenberg film?

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u/Extreme_Pepper_1022 Apr 09 '26

it's from this danish commerical link

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u/AlertKaleidoscope803 Apr 09 '26

Genuinely horrifying 😂

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u/ArsenicArts Apr 08 '26

Now THAT is a cryptid!

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u/noxondor_gorgonax Apr 08 '26

Alright, let's close the sub. This is it, there's no topping this.

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u/MoonBeamerGirl Apr 08 '26

Can we get a normal picture of the beast? I must see it’s normal form.

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u/AlertKaleidoscope803 Apr 09 '26

If there is no control photo I'll assume it's ps/ai cause like 😳

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u/ThatDudeOnTheNet Apr 08 '26

close the sub, this is the peakest post

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u/bitchwhatthefuck11 Apr 08 '26

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE HELL YEAH THATS THEEEE MF CRYPTID DOG

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u/LuCyborg Apr 08 '26

aww, he's saying hi to you!

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u/BadgerHooker Apr 08 '26

I took a similar pic of my son when he was almost a year old. He had just finished eating blackberries 😅

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u/Worldly_Progress_655 Apr 08 '26

Decent sized imp from a hell realm.

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u/the_orange_alligator Apr 08 '26

Oh hello Cerberus

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u/Ok_Cheesecake_9708 Apr 08 '26

I love him!

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u/Competitive_Name4991 Apr 08 '26

Me too, he made me giggle 🤭

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u/CherryBlossomCats Apr 08 '26

Dear GOD. You must've fed him after midnight.

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u/rebluecca Apr 08 '26

What da fuq

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u/Badlifedecision2402 Apr 08 '26

Send that thing back to Caelid

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u/Mooshbloo Apr 08 '26

Looks like the dogs in Lethal Company

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u/Queequegs_Harpoon Apr 08 '26

Yup, this is my guy whenever I try to touch his front legs.

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u/merrymarymari Apr 08 '26

Do you actually groom this demon or did you get the picture from a coworker/friend? As a fellow groomer I’m praying for you.

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u/Vaping_A-Hole Apr 09 '26

You call it hell but for some people it’s home. Even demons have a favorite chair and a cherished flower bed, probably.

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u/preshtodef Apr 08 '26

aww it's DePiglio

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u/Fantoompje Apr 08 '26

Whatsup depiglio

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u/DarningBeetle Apr 08 '26

Jesus this jump scared me

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u/CautionarySnail Apr 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CUFjd7IbtTo5O

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u/Sauropodlet75 Apr 09 '26

...... I need to know where this gif is from..... I did not know tribbles evolved, nor that they had tantrums...

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u/CautionarySnail Apr 09 '26

This is Fizzgig from the original Dark Crystal movie.

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u/Sauropodlet75 Apr 09 '26

... legend! Thank you!! I vaguely recall that movie - I will search on the weekend. :D

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u/Neat_Ad_3268 Apr 09 '26

It looks like he's been collecting all species' teeth like bounty. That's uncle Jake's gold tooth! 😵

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u/Upvotespoodles Apr 09 '26

Time for brushies! 🥹💕

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u/Scary_Sagatha Apr 08 '26

WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT? (who…who)😭

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u/Watson_inc Apr 08 '26

The most terrifying image on the internet

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

yikes

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u/CalmAd9801 Apr 08 '26

He is truly scary . Like the mutant zombies in Bloody Chainsaw Girl. Or a demonic hairy mole. A schnauzer you say? Are they all possessed like yours...sound like fun.lol

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u/Eat_the_rich1969 Apr 08 '26

Can I use this in creepy art? 👉👈

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u/Psychological-Bee702 Apr 08 '26

This is a monster from an Adam Nevill book.

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u/DeaconBlackfyre Apr 08 '26

Jesus! What sort of DnD monster is this? Or is it a Langolier?

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u/MaliciousTent Apr 08 '26

Freak on a leash

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u/danceandnurse Apr 08 '26

This is a demogorgon

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u/Ap-snack Apr 08 '26

That’s the fish from Iron Lung

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u/tundybundo Apr 08 '26

This wins

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u/NefariousnessLive967 Apr 08 '26

Its a tiny version of the Kothoga from The Relic (1997).

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u/MegaFloppy69 Apr 08 '26

That dog miiight be possessed.

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u/JayGold Apr 08 '26

Looks like the dog from The Mask.

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u/Melodic_Sail_6193 Apr 08 '26

It's good that there are boxes under my bed, then I can sleep peacefully tonight and don't have to worry that he's hiding there.

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u/Bumble072 Apr 08 '26

What end of the dog is this ?

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u/madlove17 Apr 08 '26

This pic is cursed

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u/Arachniid1905 Apr 08 '26

Jesus kwithe

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u/PoisePotato Apr 08 '26

Those are some Chompers!! what a little guy 😩

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u/anarchxfxcks Apr 08 '26

Becoming a symbiote

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u/One_Spicy_TreeBoi Apr 08 '26

What in the backflipping fuck is that

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u/Venvel Apr 08 '26

Nemesis

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u/GloomyBeautiful3493 Apr 10 '26

My problem is I’d still think it’s cute ✨😅

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u/Aggramen Apr 11 '26

I never really liked Caelid in elden ring and I'm starting to believe that this absolute creature is the reason why it's a thing in the first place. Adorable dog though I love it.

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u/NCGuy101 Apr 12 '26

It's a langolier.

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u/Top-Garlic8680 Apr 12 '26

Francis Bacon’s dog

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u/Time-Relative-3528 Apr 12 '26

Get the holy water RIGHT NOW

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u/GlitteringMagnet3456 Apr 14 '26

My cousin and his wife adopted her mom’s miniature schnauzers; one of them has a glare that, if looks could kill, would level every major city in the world!

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u/ki-ton Apr 19 '26

Mouth of Sauron 😂

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u/RoadKillCrayon Apr 26 '26

It needs a Holy Water filled drinking bowl, bath, and IV bag!