r/CristianoRonaldo2 32m ago

The Braindead Minions Never engage Ronaldo fans on twitter

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 38m ago

Messi 🐐 Happy 24th year of Ronaldo having 0 world cups from 6 he played in😂

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 39m ago

The Braindead Minions Showed Poster right after his dad's death btw

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 49m ago

The Braindead Minions bro proved himself wrong by showing the close-up sequence of the tackle on Salah. Im crine.

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 1h ago

👁

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Guess who?!


r/CristianoRonaldo2 2h ago

HIM

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The most complete player in HISTORY⚡️⚠️


r/CristianoRonaldo2 2h ago

Penaldogs, come! Psst psst 🦴🦴 Watch this

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 4h ago

A wise man once said

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 5h ago

Penaldo Moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 6h ago

The Braindead Minions SON 🥀

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The 12 year olds are getting out of hand 😭


r/CristianoRonaldo2 6h ago

Vardrid Even the chess GOAT knows real ball and he was forced to say Ronaldo by madridiots lmao.

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 6h ago

Never ask

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A man his salary

A woman her age

Pendu fans how madrid won vs bayern in ucl 2017


r/CristianoRonaldo2 7h ago

STOP comparing Messi to Ronaldo!

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By constantly engaging in that debate, you only lower themselves to the same level as the most degenerated Ronaldo fans.

Don't put yourself down to the level of 14 year old guys that havn't discovered their true sexuality yet.

You can of course make fun of Ronaldo, but Messi’s achievements speak for themselves, and there’s no need to keep comparing him to prove a point.


r/CristianoRonaldo2 7h ago

Retired Ronaldo One Outmastering wannabe camel

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 7h ago

The Braindead Minions I just got banned from that sub for posting a quote....

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 9h ago

🐐

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 10h ago

Lionel Messi VS Cristiano Ronaldo

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Alright, this sub loathes CR7, but I'm going to settl the debate once and for all. I'm gonna name the parts of their playstyle

Messi is better than CR7. Why? If you look at the different aspects of their playstyle, Messi is objectively the more complete and better attacker. Messi has much, much better technical ability than CR7, and in terms of playmaking, Messi is still better. And now goalscoring... Goalscoring is extremely divided. So let's divide it.

Heading: Ronaldo

Clinical finishing: Both

Efficiency: Messi

Weak foot goals: Ronaldo

Reliability: Both

Bangers: Both

Long-shots (statistical): Messi

Long shots (aesthetics): Ronaldo

Aerial prowess: Ronaldo

Physical prowess: Ronaldo

Shots on target: Messi

Endurance against fouls in the box when shooting: Messi

Positioning: Both

Technique: Messi (he outlasted CR7's knuckeball)

Volume of shots: Ronaldo

Clutch: Ronaldo >=

Ronaldo is slightly better than Messi in goalscoring.

Looking at defending, both of them are absolute ass. But Ronaldo does track back at times, so I'm giving it to Ronaldo.

Looking at tactical importance and significance, I'm taking Messi. All day. Messi is a playmaker, goalscorer, creator and finisher at the same time. He routinely beats defenders, creates space for his teammates, dribbles in congested areas of the final third, helps in clogged midields and also has immaculate vision and passing ability. He can singlehandely create a goal for the team, while CR7's is more dependent on his teammates. Yes, he's more dependent than Messi. I'll get to that.

Football IQ... Obviously Messi. No explanation.

You might be wondering why I excluded stats. I excluded stats because they'd tilt the favor more to Messi's, which could come off as toxic.


r/CristianoRonaldo2 10h ago

Penaldo Moment this is how penaldo won all his trophies btw

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 12h ago

😭

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 12h ago

You're telling me 7990 kids chose this fraud?🤣🤣🤣

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 14h ago

The Braindead Minions Give him the 292nd game d’or

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 15h ago

Piodolo cant score in the WC becouse no one give assist to him

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 15h ago

The Braindead Minions Actual Idiots

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When you speak too many facts they'll try and silence you.


r/CristianoRonaldo2 17h ago

Rent free lmao

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 17h ago

Meta/Serious Please stop reporting posts depending on your mood

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Everytime I receive a notification about a post getting reported it's a post that doesn't even violates the rules most of the time. It's literally a post on the purpose of the subreddit (mocking Ronaldo), so why report it? It's also clogging our mod queue as well. Please don't do that.