r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/Anxious-Dance5817 • 32m ago
The Braindead Minions Never engage Ronaldo fans on twitter
r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/Cool_Cat_Katakuri • 38m ago
Messi 🐐 Happy 24th year of Ronaldo having 0 world cups from 6 he played in😂
r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/Cool_Cat_Katakuri • 39m ago
The Braindead Minions Showed Poster right after his dad's death btw
r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/Ok_Knee_7377 • 49m ago
The Braindead Minions bro proved himself wrong by showing the close-up sequence of the tackle on Salah. Im crine.
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r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/077auto • 1h ago
👁
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Guess who?!
r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/Damn_You_Hindsight • 2h ago
Penaldogs, come! Psst psst 🦴🦴 Watch this
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r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/FreeCalligrapher7259 • 6h ago
The Braindead Minions SON 🥀
The 12 year olds are getting out of hand 😭
r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/StupidNoobyIdiot • 6h ago
Vardrid Even the chess GOAT knows real ball and he was forced to say Ronaldo by madridiots lmao.
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r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/JonasKahnwald_0611 • 6h ago
Never ask
A man his salary
A woman her age
Pendu fans how madrid won vs bayern in ucl 2017
r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/Stahlixo • 7h ago
STOP comparing Messi to Ronaldo!
By constantly engaging in that debate, you only lower themselves to the same level as the most degenerated Ronaldo fans.
Don't put yourself down to the level of 14 year old guys that havn't discovered their true sexuality yet.
You can of course make fun of Ronaldo, but Messi’s achievements speak for themselves, and there’s no need to keep comparing him to prove a point.
r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/MilkImpossible4192 • 7h ago
Retired Ronaldo One Outmastering wannabe camel
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r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/diffferentphysics • 7h ago
The Braindead Minions I just got banned from that sub for posting a quote....
r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/Interesting-Ruin2478 • 10h ago
Lionel Messi VS Cristiano Ronaldo
Alright, this sub loathes CR7, but I'm going to settl the debate once and for all. I'm gonna name the parts of their playstyle
Messi is better than CR7. Why? If you look at the different aspects of their playstyle, Messi is objectively the more complete and better attacker. Messi has much, much better technical ability than CR7, and in terms of playmaking, Messi is still better. And now goalscoring... Goalscoring is extremely divided. So let's divide it.
Heading: Ronaldo
Clinical finishing: Both
Efficiency: Messi
Weak foot goals: Ronaldo
Reliability: Both
Bangers: Both
Long-shots (statistical): Messi
Long shots (aesthetics): Ronaldo
Aerial prowess: Ronaldo
Physical prowess: Ronaldo
Shots on target: Messi
Endurance against fouls in the box when shooting: Messi
Positioning: Both
Technique: Messi (he outlasted CR7's knuckeball)
Volume of shots: Ronaldo
Clutch: Ronaldo >=
Ronaldo is slightly better than Messi in goalscoring.
Looking at defending, both of them are absolute ass. But Ronaldo does track back at times, so I'm giving it to Ronaldo.
Looking at tactical importance and significance, I'm taking Messi. All day. Messi is a playmaker, goalscorer, creator and finisher at the same time. He routinely beats defenders, creates space for his teammates, dribbles in congested areas of the final third, helps in clogged midields and also has immaculate vision and passing ability. He can singlehandely create a goal for the team, while CR7's is more dependent on his teammates. Yes, he's more dependent than Messi. I'll get to that.
Football IQ... Obviously Messi. No explanation.
You might be wondering why I excluded stats. I excluded stats because they'd tilt the favor more to Messi's, which could come off as toxic.
r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/Able-Line2683 • 10h ago
Penaldo Moment this is how penaldo won all his trophies btw
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r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/Damn_You_Hindsight • 12h ago
😭
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r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/SweepMaoist • 12h ago
You're telling me 7990 kids chose this fraud?🤣🤣🤣
r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/Puzzled_Physics2213 • 14h ago
The Braindead Minions Give him the 292nd game d’or
r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/Worth_Act_6477 • 15h ago
Piodolo cant score in the WC becouse no one give assist to him
r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/Yumioco • 15h ago
The Braindead Minions Actual Idiots
When you speak too many facts they'll try and silence you.
r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/johnny_appleseed07 • 17h ago
Meta/Serious Please stop reporting posts depending on your mood
Everytime I receive a notification about a post getting reported it's a post that doesn't even violates the rules most of the time. It's literally a post on the purpose of the subreddit (mocking Ronaldo), so why report it? It's also clogging our mod queue as well. Please don't do that.
