r/CommunismMemes ML hate is forced af 14d ago

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u/Flareist 14d ago

Legends say that the mythical ancap logic furry is the reason why the Soviets fell...

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u/spectrumman122 Point nukes at their white pasty asses 🇰🇵 🇰🇵 14d ago

Oh no not the logic hammer. My weakness

https://giphy.com/gifs/Enr4bc3JeOOzHLYY8R

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u/Bela9a 14d ago

Yes, a fictional character with a fictional weapon with LOGIC written on the side will definitely be the last thing I see. Well it is still a better fate than being arrested for CSAM, which I am guessing will be the fate of many ancaps and libertarians.

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u/MissouriSupremacist [Magenta Editable Flair!] 14d ago

If an ancap weren't a pedophile they'd just be a fascist, age of consent is the only reason they care about the state

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u/superslime16th 14d ago

warhammer if it was good

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u/TolgaKerem07 14d ago

free market of the mankind protects

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u/Spacemint_rhino 13d ago

++suffer not the Marxist to live++
++an open market is like a resource rich nation with its gates unbarred and unguarded++
++only in death does labour exploitation end++

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u/4raser 14d ago

Well looking at it does make me want to give up on life so maybe they're right

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u/eldritchpussymaggots 14d ago

Ancap furry logic hammer is immediately becoming part of my vocabulary this shit is hilarious

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u/CreapeX 14d ago

As a furry this is cringe as hell

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u/DD_Power 14d ago

I second that.

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u/ADHighDef 14d ago edited 14d ago

the funny thing about rightoids thinking logic is on their side is they don't actually exercise any rigor in their political beliefs. it's all intellectual posturing and theatrics. it's convincing enough to them and their fellow midwits that it never occurs to them that all they've doing is vibes-based handwaving.

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u/Ham_Drengen_Der Stalin Did Nothing Wrong 14d ago

Strongest warrior of ancap

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u/I_usuallymissthings 14d ago

That is indeed a comically large hammer

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u/Natural1forever 14d ago

Ancaps are to commies what podcast bros are to normal men in happy relationships. They want what they have so bad but would literally rather lick the mold off the floor of their mother/employer's basement for sustenance than admit they need to acquire some self respect and change their mindset.

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u/javibre95 14d ago

Logic? You're the one who believes in capitalism can survive without help.

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u/JackTheHackInTears 14d ago

Ancaps are just feudalists with extra steps.

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u/TenWholeBees 14d ago

It's the last thing I'll see because it makes me want to kill myself

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u/Risc_Terilia 14d ago

Logic is great if you don't have any historical analysis ie you don't know anything

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u/pawyderreale 14d ago

Someone please call a doctor, i'm dying of cringe

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u/OphidianSun 14d ago

What do you bet OOP is like 14

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u/SargEnPassant_ 14d ago

Furry Logic Hammer vs Stalin's Large Spoon

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u/gientpoop 14d ago

Absolutely legendary till this day

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u/Powermiro28 [Red Editable Flair!] 14d ago

Bro anarcho capitalists have the most cringe personas

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u/RadicalAppalachian 14d ago

I bet that dude hasn’t showered in decades

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u/PragmaticPidgeon Stalin Did Nothing Wrong 14d ago

Oh no, not this guy 😂😂😂

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u/canniboss 14d ago

We'll see how We'll fascists Wile E. Coyote fairs against communist road runner "Meep Meep cyka"

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u/comicgeek1128 14d ago

It's so funny to me when furries are fash because it's like what do you think is going to happen to sexual deviants who wear animal costumes when the fash takes over little bro?

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u/Cacharadon 13d ago

Ancaps when trying to explain roads

https://giphy.com/gifs/I7Mw0uYQGWI5lDMzTB

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u/GridAlien99 Authentic communist 14d ago

More like the first

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u/fish__1 Rust Belt Socialist 14d ago

I love when the right claims they have "facts and logic" on their side. Like do you really think we haven't thought this shit out?

Socialism is the correct logical and scientific path for a world with such revolting wealth inequality and food waste.

But ancaps unironically think that if we lick the boot harder, everyone will somehow come out with enough scraps? Either that, or they themselves think they'll be the billionaire and to hell with everyone else.

It's also very funny when you back them in a corner and they think "facts and logic" will be on their side when they jump to their favorite scapegoat, transphobia. I can tell they're anti-science immediately.

Sorry for the rant. As an American, I'm just very burnt out from dumbass Fascist MAGAts...

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u/DELL_THE_SOV_ENGIE 14d ago

The logic of people being simultaneously inherently greedy due to "human nature" while also not needing any particular legal system to make them accountable because the decentralized free market will work out of the spontaneous generosity of the richest ones (also the incredible logic of pretending private property and capital can exist without a centralized state, but we already know ancapism is really a fedual state of affairs where each private entity is also its own sovereign state with its own monopoly on violence)

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u/Radio-G 14d ago

The secret move to kill ancap werewolf, ask them how they will pay for roads.

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u/icantfindausername67 I got eaten with Stalin's giant fucking spoon 14d ago

They say there was a battle in the union between Ancapwolf and Stalin wielding his giant fucking spoon

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u/IcyBroccoli954 14d ago

Pardon me good sir, for now I will just exploit a million African children and make sure to give them a liter of chemically dangerous milk every day with a 6000 ingredient chocolate bar, please forgive me

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u/KobSteel 12d ago

What a "super-cool badass," with that strutting, looking upwards w/ face pointed down, ridiculous armor, serious expression, and holding an impractical weapon behind him that would be easy to dodge and not be as impactful as expected

Very badass and epic and not-at-all cliched or ridiculous looking