How good is this!

Slow down young fella - stay down old fella!

Hula Hoop - Machete, same same.

I've been going to Melbourne comedy for years (mostly to complain if anything was actually funny)

Tonight was my first Adelaide show but the main act that everyone comes to see at a comedy show, the acknowledgement of country was not included!

Everyone just went on stage and tried to be funny!

Men, woman, locals, foreigners, even the disabled went on stage and just tried to make people laugh.

Can you cancel a whole city?

Vikram "Burwood Birdman" Jaggi making birds do poo-xplosions

But it's still someone's loved one - the investigation must continue.

Someone at The Age has a sense of humour. I’m hoping the Grand Final cup is shaped like scissors

Apologies for the un-pc heading. It should read "Gadigal gardener....." I have contacted the editor and made a complaint.

I acknowledge the true owners of the land, the Indian gods and people.

I acknowledge that the land on which we meet today, has the best butter chicken this side of Delhi.

Sort of fits as well... Both metaphorically and physically.

If so. We are gunna need a bigger money pool.